Under One Person: The Invincible Catfish King
Chapter 50 Feng Baobao: Eat, sleep, beat up Zhang Chulan!
Xu San was always quite observant. After Feng Baobao returned to Na Du Tong, he keenly noticed that Feng Baobao's expression seemed a bit off, and she looked unhappy.
(???︿???)
Xu San asked with concern, but Feng Baobao remained silent.
Xu San, filled with doubt, turned to Zhang Chulan and asked anxiously:
"What exactly happened? What went wrong?"
←_←
Zhang Chulan deliberately whetted Xu San's appetite, provoking him to say:
"It's nothing serious, it's just that Feng Baobao has been getting crushed in her strong areas lately, so she's feeling down!"
Upon hearing this, Xu San became anxious and hurriedly inquired about the specific situation from Zhang Chulan.
╭(°A°`)╮
Zhang Chulan calmly countered by asking Xu San:
"Feng Baobao herself said that her greatest ability is being able to eat, sleep, and live, right?"
When Xu San heard this, he knew very well that these were indeed words that Feng Baobao often said.
But how could Feng Baobao possibly lose to others in these three areas?
Xu San racked his brains but still couldn't figure out who could possibly outdo Feng Baobao in these three areas!
?_??
You should know that Feng Baobao is famous for her big appetite.
If you let her eat to her heart's content, even a big fat pig would be outdone in terms of appetite.
If Feng Baobao were to eat freely, she could easily eat the equivalent of eight or ten adults.
Not only is she not picky about food, but when she eats, she devours everything in her path, leaving nothing behind.
(?′?`?)
It's hard to judge the specific criteria for being able to sleep well, but her ability to fall asleep instantly without a care in the world is indeed extraordinary.
Moreover, once she falls asleep, she can sleep soundly until someone wakes her up. Only when she is called to eat can she be awakened from her sleep.
○(__*)zzz
As for whether she survived, Feng Baobao's age has always been a mystery.
Her actual age is even significantly older than Xu Xiang, the father of Xu San and Xu Si.
However, she looks to be only in her early twenties.
Furthermore, even if Feng Baobao suffers a fatal injury, she can recover at an astonishing speed, as if she were immortal.
(°-°〃)
Therefore, logically speaking, no one should be able to live longer than her.
If she can be overwhelmed by all three of these things, is she even human?
Xu San couldn't help but complain:
"If someone can outperform others in eating, sleeping, and surviving, are they even human?"
┐(′-`)┌
But just then, Feng Baobao walked over and chimed in:
"Oh! My Lord is indeed not human!"
"Zhang Chulan is telling the truth!"
"I can't outeat it, I can't outsleep it, and I can't outlive it!"
"It is indeed more powerful than me!"
(* ̄︶ ̄*)
Feng Baobao was completely convinced by Catfish King Azhu, and didn't have the slightest bit of resentment!
Actually, Feng Baobao is a little envious of Catfish King Azhu. He can eat whenever he wants and sleep whenever he wants. After eating and sleeping, he can play games. He couldn't be happier!
??
Happiness is relative. How happy you were on a desert island is how stifling you feel now. Having gotten used to being lazy on the desert island, Feng Baobao hasn't adjusted yet.
At this moment, Xu San could easily understand that he had been blinded by concern and had been cleverly tricked by Zhang Chulan.
-_-
Indeed, Feng Baobao is no match for Catfish King Azhu in these three aspects.
First, take a look at the King Catfish. It can grow to the size of a whale, so its appetite can naturally be as astonishing as that of a whale.
No matter how much Feng Baobao can eat, she is still a human being after all. The difference in size is too great, and they are not even in the same weight class. How can they be compared?
╮( ̄▽ ̄“)╭
Furthermore, when it comes to sleep, can humans compare to animals?
The catfish king, Ah Zhu, can lie motionless in the mud at the bottom of the water for months during the winter.
Can a person endure such a long period of time without food or water?
Obviously, this is impossible.
(||?_?)
Because human metabolism is different from that of animals.
Humans still need to eat and use the toilet!
Finally, when it comes to living longer, it wouldn't be surprising if the catfish king, Ah Zhu, grew to such a huge size and lived for hundreds of years.
(* ̄(エ) ̄)
It's important to know that auspicious and divine beasts like these often have astonishingly long lifespans, with some living for thousands of years.
In the end, it comes down to who can survive longer. Feng Baobao can only recover from injuries, but what about Catfish King Azhu?
It was struck by nine bolts of lightning, yet it is still lively and energetic, as if it has been rejuvenated.
(~ ̄△ ̄)~
Tell me, in this world, who can outlive it?
Therefore, Feng Baobao's complete defeat was indeed reasonable and there was nothing to argue about.
However, Xu San still kindly asked Feng Baobao why she didn't seem happy to be back.
As a result, Feng Baobao's answer made Zhang Chulan's face turn dark immediately!
(ー_ー)!!
Feng Baobao told Xu San:
"Life on that deserted island was so much better!"
"My daily life consists of eating, sleeping, and beating up Zhang Chulan!"
"Where I am, I can eat my fill of big meals every day, sleep until I naturally wake up, and play with Zhang Chulan when I have nothing to do!"
(? ̄ ?  ̄?)
"Now, my good days are over!"
Feng Baobao is not stupid; she's incredibly shrewd.
Of course she knew that it was Zhang Chulan who was behind this!
So, as the saying goes, one thing subdues another, and Zhang Chulan was once again cleverly outmaneuvered by Feng Baobao.
?乛?乛?
You should know that those days on the deserted island were a carefree paradise for Feng Baobao.
She has endless delicious food, plenty of late sleep, and when she has nothing to do, she has Zhang Chulan as a "live target" to amuse her.
Now that she's back to normal life, without the carefree eating, drinking, and having fun she once had on that deserted island, Feng Baobao naturally feels a sense of loss and dissatisfaction.
…(′owo`)
Zhang Chulan had intended to make a joke at Feng Baobao's place, but he never expected that Feng Baobao would turn the tables on him.
Unfortunately, Zhang Chulan couldn't beat Feng Baobao, so he could only lament his misfortune. He never expected that his attempt to lift a stone would backfire and cause him to drop it on his own foot.
_(′□`」 ∠)_
Xu San smiled and said to Feng Baobao:
"I'm giving you and Zhang Chulan a break for this period of time. You can continue to eat and sleep as you please. If you have nothing to do, you can give Zhang Chulan some special training!"
Zhang Chulan was stunned. Xu San looked so refined, but he was actually so petty.
Isn't this blatant retaliation?
〣( oΔo )〣
Actually, Xu San was wronged. The Luo Tian Grand Ceremony was about to begin, and Xu San received orders from above to have Feng Baobao and Zhang Chulan participate in the competition.
Moreover, according to the requirements of Zhang Zhiwei, the old master of Longhu Mountain, Zhang Chulan must participate, and he subtly indicated that Zhang Chulan should try his best to win the championship!
Therefore, Xu San had Feng Baobao give Zhang Chulan special training!
o( ̄▽ ̄)==O)) ̄0 ̄“)o
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