Captain, your ship has exploded again.
Chapter 718 Strictly Investigate Those Who Incorrectly Teach Foreigners Idioms
"Screw you, I'm so annoyed! You bunch of damn white pigs, either come and take the bullets for me, or get the hell out of here right now!"
Zhang Xun operated the captain's console, launching the newly repaired equipment onto the surface of the Death Star. It was a cube composed of multiple round lids, somewhat resembling a recessed missile launcher.
"No wonder he dared to shoot the Commander-in-Chief in the military camp back then. Even when he's about to be driven to the brink of despair, he's still so... a tough nut to crack."
"Screw your gun! I've shot way too many people. I just beat up an old bastard not long ago, who the hell knows him...?"
As he spoke, Zhang Xun's voice lowered.
"It's really not easy for you to still remember us. After all, we were in the same prison together."
As they spoke, over a hundred warships warped into view of the Death Star, with even more warships warping behind them as more warships continued to warp in.
"Stop talking nonsense. What can you do with just a few hundred boats? Do you think I'm too lonely and want to be used as burial goods?"
What if some archaeologist discovers this someday? Wouldn't they say that the Kunlun slaves had a white-skinned version?
Although Zhang Xun and the United States were constantly at odds, he did not want to kill the few people with hemorrhoids he had met after he assassinated Aisenhaoweier, since such burial objects were too bloody.
Loyman scratched his head in confusion. Although he wasn't very fluent in Chinese, he had studied it seriously and felt that Zhang Xun's words weren't exactly kind.
"Zhang, you've hurt me so much. We've shared a bed and been intimate in the same room, yet you..."
Lloyd's outrageous remarks caused Zhang Xun, who was adjusting the power, to accidentally switch it to the maximum. This action resulted in Asuka and the others, who were just about to escape from the crater and hide in the pipe, being directly cooked by the high-power microwave.
"Holy crap, it's scalding hot! Zhang Xun, are you crazy? Can't you see we haven't gone inside yet? Damn it, we're not leftovers! Microwaving us will only kill us!"
Asuka complained in the communication that although the armor could resist most microwaves, those microwave cannons were designed to deal with aliens, and their power was far less than that of ordinary microwave equipment. Just a graze from them caused severe burns to the four of them.
"Damn it, sorry Asuka, my hand slipped, Loyman! That's called a classmate, it's used to describe friends who study together. And who the hell taught you to have a 'friendship between Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya'? I don't have any special hobbies. That's a 'friendship between Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya'. Although I used it correctly this time, we're not that close!"
If you insist on participating in this battle, then be prepared to die.
As he spoke, Zhang Xun opened the valve on the armor and converted some of the energy directly into electrical energy, releasing it all over the area covered by the armor.
The powerful current of nearly one billion amperes and three thousand volts directly turned the armor on the other side crimson. However, the main purpose of these attacks was not to kill the boron-based life form, but to vaporize the liquid ammonia inside the opponent's body.
Because the environment in which the other party lives is devoid of oxygen, there is no moisture in its body. Due to the special properties of boron-based compounds, the other party's body temperature is extremely low. Even if liquid ammonia is vaporized by microwave heating, it will only result in a leak.
Unlike humans who need blood to survive, the liquid ammonia in boron-based bodies is only used for cooling and expelling foreign substances, providing a kind of exclusive protection. However, it is precisely because the other party uses liquid ammonia to protect itself that Zhang Xun plans to forcibly give the other party an oxidation treatment.
The gas previously emitted by the armor was pure oxygen produced inside the warship. If the oxygen was simply blown to the enemy, as long as the enemy's coating was still intact, even if the coating was damaged, the boron-based life form's restorative properties would fill the gap.
However, when the liquid ammonia in the opponent's body vaporizes due to the dielectric heating effect of microwaves and turns into high-pressure steam, even if the opponent's body has a complete coping strategy to use the vents in various parts of the body to expel the high-pressure gas and prevent themselves from becoming an explosive gas canister.
Once Isaac exposed this adjustment function to Zhang Xun, the fate of these ordinary alien crew members was already sealed.
The boron-based lifeforms, which were moving at high speed, were forced to stop and deflate due to the gas bulging inside their shells. The oxygen that had already filled the area around them instantly mixed with the surrounding oxygen.
However, the expected explosion did not occur.
"Damn it, why isn't it exploding?"
Zhang Xun scratched his head angrily. He couldn't understand why this ammonia gas mixing and heating explosion experiment didn't explode. He had set off firecrackers in the lab when he was in school, and although he always blamed the sealing problem afterward, this life-saving experiment didn't explode.
At this moment, Zhao Wanyang's image appeared directly on the control screen.
"This is a stupid and idiotic college behavior. The reason you set off firecrackers in class is because you used test tubes. In the empty environment of space, trying to use ammonia mixed with oxygen and heat it to 651 degrees Celsius to detonate it is basically the same as building a nuclear bomb by eating bananas."
"Where would I find a chance to create a sealed environment? I also wanted to lure the enemy into the Death Star and detonate it, but it's already riddled with holes. If another explosion of unknown power were to occur, I wouldn't even need the Starkiller cannon to detonate; I would kill myself first."
Zhang Xun leaned back in the captain's chair, somewhat exhausted. Due to insufficient preparation time, Zhang Xun had made a mistake in the early stages of the plan. The electrically heated armor did not meet his expectations, and without reaching a temperature of 1,000 degrees Celsius, ammonia could not be decomposed to produce N₂ + H₂.
Without the addition of hydrogen, the necessary conditions for an explosion are missing, which can only slow down the opponent's movement speed and cannot achieve the desired effect.
"Idiot, since you've fired a cannon in class, you should know that this experiment requires a catalyst."
As it spoke, a large amount of platinum-rhodium alloy powder was ejected from the pores on the surface of the Death Star. With the addition of these metal powders, after all the substances reacted for a short while, a small clump of flame appeared in mid-air, igniting a deadly firework show of human struggle.
'Boom! '
A massive mushroom cloud appeared on the surface of the ruined Death Star. The sudden explosion caused all the members of Lloydman's fleet to turn their attention to the Death Star.
By this time, the number of warships that had jumped to provide support had reached ten thousand. These were not the hundred-meter-class destroyers used to fool people, but rather battleships with a range of more than three kilometers.
After gathering Zhang Xun's remaining warships, they formed an unyielding shield in front of the Death Star.
"Zhang Xun, now is not the time for you to stay home setting off firecrackers and cleaning up bugs. General Wu's orders are for me to bring you back alive!"
Even Lloydman's warships, which were specialized in defense, were being torn apart by enemy fire.
"Shut up, you cowardly white pig! I'm going to fire a shot at them. Now I order you to hold out until I finish charging the shell!"
Regardless of whether the other party agreed or not, Zhang Xun immediately ended the communication after speaking.
Now that all the enemies on the Death Star had been killed, he had nothing to fear.
"Marcus, activate Starkiller and charge it up! Blow the crap out of him! Even if it means a secondary explosion, I'll take a piece of his flesh!"
Upon receiving the order, Marcus immediately pressed the charging button. By this time, the arriving fleet had been decimated, and many warships had been forced to withdraw from the Death Star's frontal defensive formation due to severe damage.
Even though the enemy had been bombarded by the Executor and suffered an explosion for unknown reasons, its firepower was not reduced much. The massive beam cannon fire caused Lloydman's flagship to emit large amounts of black smoke.
Seeing this, Zhang Xun reopened the communication channel and said, "Loyman, we've only met once. You don't need to continue covering for me. Leave! Your ship is full of real humans; continuing like this will only..."
"Shut up, damn it! You're halfway through your work, that's not my epitaph. What I've decided on, I'll take you with me even if it means death!"
Zhang Xun's expression instantly turned extremely pained. Covering his face, he sometimes really wanted to ask those guys who teach Chinese to foreigners, "Can't they just teach it differently? What the hell are they teaching?!" Was it for the sake of being funny at the time, or to see the expressions on the faces of the people they were talking to?
"Brother, if we get back alive, I'll definitely treat you to a meal!"
"Of course! Saving a life is like having three lifetimes in a million. If you don't treat me to a Manchu Han Imperial Feast from three thousand years ago, I'll make you sweat profusely!"
Zhang Xun suddenly slapped himself. Damn it, why did he say that? The Manchu-Han Imperial Feast in 975 BC, does that mean the Western Zhou Dynasty brought people from both the north and south together to be boiled?
As Zhang Xun's depressed mood fluctuated, the brightness of the Star Killer Cannon gradually increased, and the excessively concentrated energy made it emit a brighter light than before.
Natal, operating the maintenance system, said, "Marcus, why is the Starkiller Cannon so bright? Is there any way to reduce its brightness? It's too easy for it to be targeted by concentrated fire."
Marcus retracted half of the severely worn robotic arm, turned to Natal, shrugged, and said, "I couldn't do anything about it. The main body of the cannon is intact, but the auxiliary functions are all damaged and it has lost a lot of stabilizing devices. It's already a testament to our skill that it can be charged normally. If an ordinary person were to repair it, the cannon would have exploded long ago."
As they were talking, Lloydman's warship was pierced by an enemy attack. The severely damaged hull lost power and was slowly pulled toward him by the gravity of the Death Star.
Marcus wanted to open fire immediately upon seeing this, but Zhang Xun stopped him.
"Don't move! Lloyd's flagship shield is still intact, he can hold on for a while longer. At the current charge level, it's not enough to cause serious damage to the enemy. This is our only chance!"
"Damn it, if Zhang Xun doesn't open fire, we won't even have a chance to fight back!"
Before Zhang Xun could object, Marcus prepared to press the fire button immediately (the Death Star was severely damaged, and Marcus was using the keyboard under the control panel). But just as he pressed the fire button, Zhang Xun quickly appeared behind him and grabbed his finger, saying, "We still have time..."
At that moment, a beam of light flew toward the Leuman flagship. Marcus shouted, "There's no time! Without Leuman's cover, we won't even be able to fire this shot!"
As the beam of light struck the warship, the anticipated explosion or secondary penetration did not occur; the 'attack' merely caused the enemy ship's bow to drop slightly more.
Upon seeing this, Natal immediately zoomed in on the enemy ship's bow, where a massive life form was seen riding a wrecked machine and crashing onto Lloydman's flagship.
"It's Sun Hui! Sun Hui is back!"
Looking at the wrecked Sun Hui and the broken Lewman warship, Zhang Xun couldn't help but mutter, "Is this the scene where Fire Boy beats Water Boy? You guys are really dedicated to playing the Calabash Brothers!"
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