Captain, your ship has exploded again.
Chapter 701 First Time Seeing and Touching a 'Strategic Weapon'
"Hey, old man, do you think I'm the kind of person who would accept threats?"
Zhang Xun's somewhat disdainful voice came from inside the helmet; Marcus's arsenal, deployed on-site, was already aimed at all enemies.
"Hey kid, are you going to pee your pants right here for me to see?"
After saying that, Wu Kedi shook Zhang Xun in his hand in a show of defiance. The powerful grip of the mechanical hand made the armor on Zhang Xun's neck creak.
"Heh heh, old man, you thought what sprayed in your eyes before was just venom? Didn't you ever wonder why it was so yellow?"
Zhang Xun's words stunned Wu Kedi. As one of the most powerful leaders in China, he never expected that someone would treat him like this. Even when he was involved in the recruitment program and struggling in the mission universe, he had never suffered such humiliation.
"You're asking for it!"
As he spoke, he unfolded his other mechanical arm, revealing a weapon inside: a folding energy blade.
"Too late, old man. The secret is, explosion is art."
As he spoke, Zhang Xun's armor exploded like fish scales, and a large number of fragments fell like flower petals. With a flash of lightning in the air, a violent explosion occurred at the location where the two were.
The violent impact destroyed all the facilities inside the 'courtroom'. If the explosive force hadn't been limited by the gravity device and if none of the people present were kind-hearted, Zhang Xun would have definitely created several victims.
When the rogue team that came to the rescue forced open the door, they found the house filled with rolling gourds.
"I knew our captain wasn't in a good mental state, playing with art in a confined space. He was going to send all of us crew members away that day."
Marbus kicked aside the 'Engineer' who was rolling towards him. He really looked down on this pale giant, mainly because he rolled the smoothest, which was a disgrace to the word "big and strong".
"To be honest, instead of making fun of our boss, we should think about how to deal with that monster that wasn't killed in the explosion!"
With that, Yingwei released the safety from the pyrotechnic gun in his hand, spat out the empty stimulant bottle he was holding in his mouth, and strode into the 'courtroom' with a very aggressive posture.
At this moment, Zhang Xun, who was at the center of the explosion, had white smoke rising from the outer shell of his armor. It was the fine metallic smoke produced after the vibranium energy storage burst. The armor, which was originally nearly 2.3 meters tall, was now only about 2.1 meters tall. Although the folding space could hold more materials, the dissipation of materials caused by the explosion could not be avoided.
"Old man, the technology my squad handed over wasn't for you to use against me."
Zhang Xun is in a very bad state. His divine power was overdrawn in the Warhammer and Super Variant universes. In addition, the newly replaced clone body has caused his divine power to recover slowly. During the explosion, he could only use some of his divine power to protect his internal organs. Otherwise, he would have been seriously injured by the explosion.
Wu Kedi spat out the metal parts in his mouth and said disdainfully, "Isn't using everything you can get the purpose of recruiting soldiers to survive? Besides, everything on my body was exchanged for G, I paid for it. And didn't you also take the solar furnace I handed over?"
General Wu Kedi's biological tissues were completely evaporated, one of his arms was blown off, and even his chest was pierced with a hole, but his most important head was glowing with vibranium light.
The power of Zhang Xun's self-destruction was such that if only vibranium material were used, it wouldn't be able to withstand the force if the thickness wasn't sufficient. However, General Wu Kedi's head didn't show much deformation, which clearly means that only Zhao Wanyang's new alloy material could achieve this.
Zhang Xun looked at the invading bandit team and gave General Wu Kedi the middle finger, saying, "Old man, even if you've been cyber-modified, my reinforcements are here. Let's see what tricks you can pull now."
"Oh, young man, don't be too complacent. You should know you're on my turf."
"So what if it's your territory? Do you really think you can defeat my brother with those worthless scoundrels...?"
As he spoke, Zhang Xun pointed towards Wang Ge, where a middle-aged woman was pointing a gun at Wang Ge.
"Damn, bro, are you even going to make it?!"
Wang Ge raised his hands but did not respond to Zhang Xun. His tall figure in armor blocked most of the middle-aged woman's figure.
Seeing that Wang Ge was unreliable, Zhang Xun looked at Marcus, but General Wu Kedi seemed to know what Zhang Xun was thinking. He snapped his fingers with his only remaining hand.
"Stop looking. Of course I know that foreigners cannot be trusted, even if your men have subdued my soldiers, but that's what I'm saying."
Suddenly, the ceiling unfolded, and a large number of heavy weapons were pointed at everyone inside the 'courtroom' except for the Chinese soldiers.
"Oh, Yingwei, what should you do when the enemy's weapon is bigger than yours?"
Inveil rolled his eyes at Marbus and said, "Can you please stop asking me such idiotic questions? The Force will destroy all obstacles."
"Wrong, you need to pull out a bigger gun."
As he spoke, the large gun in Mabus's hand began to transform, with numerous parts unfolding and assembling, making the weapon in Mabus's hand even larger.
"Wow, awesome! Come on over there, you idiots, let me show you my big treasure!"
The weapon in Mabus's hand changed from a heavy weapon for individual soldiers to a heavy weapon mounted on a vehicle, increasing its firepower tenfold.
Come on, babies!
Just as Mabus was about to explode, more weapons appeared from the ceiling, each about the same size as the one in Mabus's hand, and there were thirty of them.
"Uh, was my voice a bit too loud just now? You guys should have said you were voice-activated! How about you turn it down and we do it again?"
Zhang Xun slapped his helmet. He hated the four Warhammer Gods to death. It was all their fault for making his squad members so unreliable.
“Master, have you tested me enough? If you put any more pressure on me and really anger Zhang Xun, watch out for your space fortress. When your master’s wife beats you up, I won’t be covering for you.”
Wang Ge's voice pulled Zhang Xun back from his rampage.
'What? Old Deng on the other side was just testing me? That traitor Wang Ge actually kept it a secret.'
General Wu Kedi, his body battered and broken, laughed and patted Zhang Xun on the shoulder, saying, "Hahaha, Major Zhang Xun, you're a promising young man! I haven't seen such a 'mischievous' young man in a long time. The last one I saw was a little pigeon who was still wetting the bed."
“Master’s wife! I’m reporting that the Daughter’s Red wine you buried for your granddaughter was actually stolen and drunk by my master, that old scoundrel.”
Wang Ge's retaliatory voice came just as General Wu Kedi finished speaking, clearly demonstrating once again his skill in writing reports, as this 'rebellious disciple' who pleased his master so much.
"Alright! Wu Big Nose, I was wondering how it was possible that someone would have dug a hole and buried a tree in such a remote place. You old devil, take this!"
In the blink of an eye, the middle-aged woman in front of Wang Ge appeared directly in front of General Wu Kedi. Even Zhang Xun, who was sitting opposite General Wu Kedi, did not react in time. He saw countless palms slapping down on General Wu Kedi, as if they were the Thousand-Hand Guanyin.
"No, no, stop hitting it, old woman! That was to entertain Old Wang! We only have that one good thing in our house, and besides, didn't I bury another jar myself later?"
The sudden reversal was hard for Zhang Xun to accept, after all, he had just intended to kill the other party.
Wang Ge, who had walked over, patted Zhang Xun on the shoulder and said, "Stop guessing. I just heard the news from my master's wife. The higher-ups in China have gotten some information that someone is trying to frame us. That's why my master wants to see who is behind this, so he's just trying to find out your background, my boss."
Zhang Xun looked at Wang Ge with a surprised expression and said, "Touch? Your master's way of touching is really special. I almost sent him away. I've seen people touch beautiful women's butts, and I've seen people touch electric gates, but this is the first time I've seen someone touch a destructive weapon. Your master has touched so many of his hands that he's lost one."
Zhang Xun was very clear about his role: a sharp knife in the hands of China, or rather, humanity. Although the Chinese government did not say it explicitly, as the strongest team and the scapegoat team, Zhang Xun did his job very clearly. Did they really think there was no tacit understanding between the two sides?
"As a mentor who can train such an excellent soldier as me, it's normal for me to be a bit unconventional, hahaha~."
Seeing that the rogue squad, which was unlikely to fight, had also come over, Isaac, the leader, said to Wang Ge.
"You two, master and apprentice, are quite special; you both enjoy getting beaten up until your faces are bruised and swollen."
Wang Ge, with his helmet up, had bruises all over his face. Clearly, the enhanced Predator warriors could still injure him through his armor even without weapons.
After examining his wounds with a reflective metal strip, Wang Ge said, "Damn, don't just look at me. Zhang Xun, that sixth brother, isn't much better off. He was the one who got slapped the most times during the fight."
"Hey, Zhang Xun, open your mask!"
Zhang Xun would certainly not agree to Wang Ge's request; no good person would expose their own ugliness to the world.
"Alright, stop fooling around. Come with me to the conference room. I have something to tell you."
Having calmed his wife, General Wu Kedi approached the crowd with an air of nonchalance. Only the exposed armor revealed the considerable force of the beating he had just received.
Seeing this, Zhang Xun tilted his head and whispered to Wang Ge, "Does your master like older men dating younger women? An old man and a young woman seem too mismatched. Could it be a second marriage?"
Wang Ge glanced at his master's wife and said, "I don't know either. If I hadn't been raised by my master's wife since I was a child, I would have thought that my master had remarried."
"Hey, stop talking nonsense. The soldiers will handle the problems here. You guys come with me now, stop dawdling around here."
After saying that, he led his wife to the small door he had come from.
Just as Zhang Xun was leading the group to leave with General Wu Kedi, they saw the banana man who had mocked him before the battle lying on the ground not far away, twitching.
As a model youth, how could he stand by and watch those suffering go unhelped? As someone who loves killing... oops, as someone who loves helping others, Zhang Xun took the lead and stepped on the other person's neck. With a crisp cracking sound, the banana man instantly turned into the number 7.
If it were just a comminuted fracture of the cervical spine, it would be considered a minor injury by today's technology. But the problem is that Zhang Xun and the others walked in a queue.
"Do we really have to line up like elementary school students?"
Ingway, whose height fluctuates slightly, is somewhat resistant to queuing, as this restriction makes him, who is adept at using the Force, feel less free.
“We’re going to someone’s stronghold, so we can’t be weak. Queuing up helps us look tough, but this ‘speed bump’ is a bit too much of a hindrance.”
Marbus was spouting nonsense with a straight face, not caring about the outcome or whether the formation would widen because he jumped around a few more times.
Isaac grumbled in dissatisfaction, "Damn it, what kind of lousy 'speed bump' is this? It even sticks to the soles of my shoes!"
Marcus, who was walking at the very back, cursed, "You should all be grateful! All I have left is a carpet, not speed bumps. Couldn't you guys have jumped on fewer of them? Leave me some, or my road roller would have been used up for nothing."
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