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Chapter 686 Everyone's Unpredictable

"Zhang Xun, are you sure this is a space mine?"

Marcus looked at the scene before him with some surprise. Even though he had seen a lot by following Zhang Xun, this was the first time he had ever seen a mine like this.

It's not that this mine is particularly advanced, but rather that it's shockingly backward.

If mining with pickaxes and shovels on an industrialized planet could be arguably attributed to poverty and desperation, then the mines here are downright absurd.

In this mine, apart from the life forms that the miners wear, which can be considered space life support systems, the entire mine is filled with slime and fleshy worms.

"Holy crap, am I walking into a Zerg nest? This has never been this disgusting when we fought the Zerg!"

Marcus's metal boots extended spikes to hold him firmly in place, preventing him from slipping and falling due to the excessive slime.

Just when almost all the viewers were feeling nauseous, Zhao Wanyang's voice came through the communicator.

"This is normal. Metal artifacts that seem cheap and easy to use may encounter difficulties in circulation in a space civilization due to various issues, such as the size of the user or the living environment. Biotechnology, on the other hand, is much better suited to these conditions."

Just as Zhao Wanyang was explaining things to everyone, a creature that looked like a maggot appeared from the slime corridor, but in front of this creature was an olive-shaped head.

"It's bio-embedded technology."

Natal's voice sounded extremely cold, knowing that her universe was plagued by years of war due to biotechnology.

Although she is not against biotechnology, the kind that Sparrow uses is clearly not a good thing.

The insect that had just passed by reached a stone wall, opened its huge mouth full of teeth, and bit down hard. If it weren't for the fact that there was no medium to transmit sound in space, just looking at the sparks scattered on its teeth would be enough to imagine that the sound it made would not be pleasant.

There are so many kinds of life forms in space that almost every space-themed work features a variety of space creatures.

Not to mention that Sparrow has insects, Zhang Xun also left behind an entire insectoid race in the original universe.

"A biological excavator? How outdated must this thing be for anyone to use it... Do they put the ore they gnaw on into their stomachs and bring it out with them?"

Just as Wang Ge was complaining, the feeding insects spat out metal balls from their tails. Most of them were pitted and uneven, and their color indicated that they were waste. As for the round balls on the other side that shone with a silky metallic luster, they were metal materials that had undergone simple refining.

"Okay, even if they can do some rough refining, what can one do with it..."

Before Wang Ge could finish speaking, more insects appeared and quickly gnawed the surrounding area, leaving it riddled with holes.

Just as Wang Ge was speechless, several clear sounds of hands clasped together rang out. It was the Xiang sisters, leading a group of ladies in praying for Wang Ge.

"May the three sages of jinxes bless me so that I can find a partner this year and have a great chicken dinner while playing games tonight!"

"I don't ask for much, just a handsome guy who loves me, cherishes me, and spoils me..."

Well, they've come directly to Wang Ge to make a wish.

"What the hell is this if it's not the Three Sages? I was just unlucky enough to guess correctly, how did it become the Three Sages? Who are the other two? Zhang Xun?"

The Xiang sisters took out a piece of Xuan paper painting. The three portraits on it were clearly Wang Ge, Huang Hong, and Marcus. However, the painting was poorly photoshopped; they simply changed the faces of the three gods of fortune, prosperity, and longevity, without altering anything else.

"Holy crap, aren't you two afraid of being struck by lightning? You dare to mess with the Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity stars, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning and dying young?"

"Tch, if those three were effective, would we have put the three of you on top of that list?"

Xiang Xiaobai glanced at Wang Ge with disdain, then passed the scroll to the back.

"As for the three of you, if you don't perform well, you'll all be castrated."

Just moments ago, Xiang Xiaobai was extremely devout, but in an instant, his expression turned ruthless, as if he really intended to do something to Wang Ge.

Wang Ge jumped up in surprise and said, "Holy crap, are you guys using me as clay statues?!"

"Shh~~!"

The crowd making wishes turned around and glared at Wang Ge, annoyed by his noise.

"Hiss, fine! You worship the soul, I'm just a useless shell."

Zhang Xun, who was watching from the side, felt that he should prepare some countermeasures. Although the four peddlers' abilities could not be transmitted in the original universe after being processed by the Suwu Civilization, once the effects of the drug wore off, the amplification of emotions was so good that it could change part of the other party's personality.

Meanwhile, Natal, focused on her work, paid no attention to the farce unfolding around her and was directing the Terminator forces to annihilate the mine's defenses.

"&¥%@@……&".

An unfamiliar language suddenly came through Marcus's communicator.

"What is this thing? Seven dwarfs? Or a Hobbit football version?"

Marcus curiously nudged the opponent's 'football' with his rifle. To be honest, if the shape allowed, he wouldn't mind giving the opponent a high shot and seeing if he could get a hole-in-one.

However, Marcus's obviously unreasonable behavior angered the other party, who jumped up and down and shouted as if issuing some kind of command.

Natal, who was analyzing the other party's language aboard the Executor, warned, "Marcus, the other party is giving orders, and he's also insulting you."

Natal's reaction made Zhang Xun feel like the sky was about to fall. Although Natal's personality hadn't changed much, when did she suddenly develop a provocative nature?

"I can tell, not only are their words vulgar, but their gestures are also vulgar."

Marcus genuinely admired this kind of idiot who dared to mock him so directly; he was truly undead and decided to accelerate his own lifespan.

The Disintegration Gun emitted a green light, and the Spero alien who had been jumping around and shouting in front of Marcus was instantly reduced to ashes.

"Let's see if your reinforcements are faster, or my gun is faster!"

Marcus was very satisfied with his marksmanship. After turning his opponent to ashes, he even kicked the ashes.

"Pah, it's nothing."

Marcus, who was about to leave, suddenly realized that it was getting dark.

"No, in the space environment, how can the refractive index of a satellite's surface create darkness?"

Marcus, scratching his head in confusion, turned to look behind him.

However, what comes into view is not an empty silver-gray area, but rather regular horizontal stripes and pink 'swim rings'.

"Tsk, with this many lifebuoys, the possibility of drowning is basically gone."

Just as Marcus was complaining, a huge mouth picked him up.

Before Marcus could retaliate, several more large mouths lunged at him, four or five mouths taking turns tearing at Marcus in mid-air, but their attacks had no effect.

"Hey, even though you guys eat ore, the special alloy I'm wearing isn't something you little guys can get your hands on..."

Before Marcus could finish speaking, a giant mouth impatiently swallowed him.

At this moment, Zhang Xun on the bridge started stomping his feet.

"What the hell is going on?! Marcus has become a megalomaniac, Wang Ge's idiot level continues to rise, and the other female members of our team can basically convert to religion. Damn it! They're all so 'unpredictable' (b? phoo)."

While Zhang Xun was complaining, two sharp blades suddenly pierced the abdomen of the giant worm. As the metal blades moved, the worm was perfectly cut in half.

"Pah, it's really hard to swallow. How come your stomach is full of rocks? When other people go inside, it's soft, but with you it's either rough or squeezing. In the end, when you force it in, it's all hard rocks."

After Marcus left the insect corpse that had devoured him, numerous metal parts began to fold out from his body, causing Marcus's size to jump to five meters.

"I'm a Super Boy!"

The transformation, combined with Marcus's speech, made Marcus's entire behavior extremely awkward. If it weren't for the fact that they were in outer space, and if there were any onlookers around, it would have turned into a large-scale identification scene.

At this moment, Zhang Xun, inside the bridge, was already banging his head against the control panel. Although he knew that foreigners didn't have any normal grammar when they spoke, this kind of awkward Chinese-style foreign language made Zhang Xun feel extremely embarrassed.

However, the torment of Zhang Xun was not over yet; Marcus immediately started playing music.

Of course, since there is no medium in space, Marcus can only hear it himself, and the public address system uses electromagnetic waves.

“La la la la la,

I just can't get you out of my head. "

As the music began, various weapons were displayed from Marcus's enormous body.

There were large revolvers, rapiers, butterfly knives, and scythes, as if Marcus wasn't fighting, but rather showing off his arsenal to his brothers.

"Tsk, why are there so many melee weapons? Marcus, get me some energy weapons. I need specific data. Don't force me to install lackeys for you!"

Well, I knew Zhao Wanyang wasn't much better. Zhang Xun has already given up, so let's just destroy her as soon as possible!

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