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“I’ve never seen such a large rattlesnake before, and it’s absolutely impossible for it to exist in the entire Northern Xinjiang region. Vultures are very powerful birds, and they naturally inhabit the Northern Xinjiang region, so I can accept their current size. But for snakes to thrive in the Northern Xinjiang region like this is truly unbelievable. Is this an illusion? Yes, it definitely is…”

Before the castle lord could finish speaking, the rattlesnake suddenly opened its blood-red maw, and its saliva was already dripping all over the ground, seemingly about to flow into a river in a moment.

Immediately afterward, the castle lord threw a punch, which collided with the giant snake's head. With one punch, he slammed the giant head to another spot.

After delivering that punch, the castle lord's hand suddenly became red and swollen.

"I didn't expect this thing's head to be so hard. Its snake armor is like an impenetrable wall of copper. You have to be careful..."

After all, Chen Ziwen was a person entrusted by the Jiangnan faction, and one of the most prominent figures in this world. Therefore, the castle lord had to ensure Chen Ziwen's safety no matter what.

But as the castle lord spoke, Chen Ziwen moved swiftly, his figure disappearing without a trace, leaving only a blur. He held the Thunderflame Sword in his hand, and the giant fog monster before him was sliced ​​into four or five pieces, its mouth turning downwards and splitting in two. The so-called indestructible Silver Serpent appeared so fragile under the Thunderflame Sword.

But after the sword struck, Chen Ziwen's entire hand trembled, and blood was already oozing from his tiger's mouth.

After the object dispersed, countless tiny rattlesnakes appeared behind it and attacked them.

A rustling sound instantly filled the surroundings.

In the blink of an eye, dozens of rattlesnakes crawled up to him. The Thunderflame Sword, so full of yang energy, swung out again, splitting the rattlesnakes in two. The entire sword was covered in filthy blood, making one feel nauseous.

This also shows that this place is indeed a gathering place for evil spirits.

Chen Ziwen secretly regretted not having called Gui Sanyang and Liu Santong over. In such a place teeming with evil spirits, the two of them could have easily demonstrated their abilities.

Within the jungle, there were many scattered sounds, probably numbering around a hundred. How could such a small place harbor so many strange and enormous creatures?

At this moment, Chen Ziwen and the castle lord were forced to retreat repeatedly.

The castle lord turned his head and said.

"To be able to go to the Yellow Springs with Mr. Chen is a great honor. These things are too powerful. It's not that we are not strong enough. It's that the world has changed a lot. Humans are born to fight against the rules. How can this world possibly go according to our wishes? Let's just treat it as a joke."

Listening to the castle lord's words, Chen Ziwen wished he could spit on him.

"Shut up. These little gadgets have scared you like this? How can you, the master of this castle, run the household like this? By the way, do you have anything with a bit of yang energy on you?"

Upon hearing this, the castle lord blushed instantly and stared at Chen Ziwen as he spoke.

"This thing fears male objects. You and I are both male. Aren't we two living, breathing yang entities?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Ziwen felt like he was looking for a donkey while riding a horse, and whispered in the ear of the castle lord in front of him.

"Now that we have the right things, I know what to do. Do you know what is the most masculine?"

The castle lord was greatly alarmed upon hearing this.

"Mr. Chen has cultivated himself for a hundred years and still hasn't married or had children. Please spare me. I still want to live a good life for a few years after I get out."

Chen Ziwen found his appearance utterly ridiculous.

"You were just saying you'd go to the underworld together, and now you're saying you'd enjoy family life. Don't worry, I won't take your life..."

"What I want is... your virgin urine..."

"Boy's urine?"

In ancient cultivation practices, there is a saying about using a child's urine to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits. Using a child's urine to deal with these giant snakes might actually have a miraculous effect. If it really works, then there's no need for the Thunderflame Sword or the Universe Palm; just a pee would surely be enough to overwhelm these things.

But this suggestion made the castle lord blush, staring intently at Chen Ziwen, and said:

“I have lived an upright and honest life in this castle for the past hundred years, and I have never done anything shameful. There is only one thing that no one else knows. If the people below were to find out, wouldn’t I be unable to hold my head up in shame from now on?”

Upon hearing this, Chen Ziwen burst into laughter, and the snakes in front of him gathered in greater numbers, densely packed together.

Although they were both male, the area below was a gathering place for evil spirits, filled with dense yin energy, which made them dare not act rashly.

Moreover, once the blood of these snakes comes into contact with them, although it won't kill them instantly, it will still shorten their lifespan.

"Alright, alright, I'll keep this a secret and won't tell anyone. Hurry up, the snakes are coming..."

Startled by Chen Ziwen's words, the castle lord turned his head and immediately unbuckled his belt. He then shot into the sky, seemingly landing on the ground, as if riding a dragon flying across the island, displaying immense power.

Chen Ziwen couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

"Still going strong for his age..."

This puddle of boy's urine truly saved their lives.

As the snakes scattered around, the moment their bodies were touched by the boy's urine, they suddenly scattered and fled, swimming away into the distance.

After all, the scent of a boy's urine is full of yang energy, which is extremely deadly to these yin creatures. Even if a creature has hard scales, the area splashed with urine will be destroyed.

At this moment, it was as if sulfuric acid had been poured on it, instantly dissolving into a thick mass of water that fell to the ground and was then quickly absorbed by the ground.

The old man in the castle, who never expected to accomplish such a feat a hundred years later, laughed even more unrestrainedly and triumphantly.

That's it, the problem is solved. The snakes no longer dared to advance and scattered in all directions.

The old man in front of me, carrying his chamber pot, shouted at the swarm of snakes:

"Come on, come on again, you local bullies, I still have plenty of piss left."

Chen Ziwen, standing before him, was truly someone he couldn't bear to watch any longer.

"Alright, alright, stop showing off here. If you provoke those things again, you'll be the one to deal with them. I don't care about this piece of junk."

Upon hearing this, the castle lord instantly calmed down.

This Water Moon Cave was taken over so easily. It's truly unbelievable.

Or perhaps there's something strange lurking in the shadows, ready to strike unexpectedly when people let their guard down.