I was transported from Lobotomy Corporation to another world.

First of all, I'd like to thank the three top performers on the monthly user gift ranking!

[A wild, level 5 employee] has consistently held the top spot on the leaderboard.

Along with two other users, [Morning Sunshine1437]

Thank you on: September 20th

Thank you for the gifts from the three of you! And thank you to everyone else for their gifts too!

The author is usually busy with studies, so updates are irregular and there may be typos.

Alright, let's begin the main feature!

Anlisa immediately stood up and went to Reed's side, covering Reed's mask.

"Minister Kesen! I'm so sorry! I'll just throw this unknown person out!" Anlisa said, preparing to toss Reid out.

Anlisa is absolutely panicking right now. What if Reed just says one word and gets her job or salary docked?

Fight Reed, that dim-witted idiot, to the death!

Anlisa will never again believe that Reed possesses even the slightest bit of emotional intelligence.

Kerson couldn't hold back his laughter after hearing Reed's very first words, letting out a few soft chuckles.

Although she was smiling, her eyes were twitching uncontrollably.

Kerson seemed to be laughing out of anger; he already had some dissatisfaction with this strange man who was wrapped up so tightly.

I thought the other person would say something to make me give them a good review.

Now look what happened, the positive review has turned into a negative one.

Kerson neither spoke nor stopped her, but simply watched as Anlisa took Reid's coat and pulled it outside.

They actually managed to pull it out a few centimeters, and it was almost at the door.

Normally, Reed would be wearing the Twilight Suit, which, in terms of both armor and physique, would be considered top-tier.

Logically, it shouldn't be able to be pulled, but there's actually a reason for that.

If Reed is in combat and a large rock hits him, Reed won't stagger back even a centimeter.

However, in his normal state or when he's feeling lazy, Red will still slip and fall like a normal person when he steps on a banana.

If someone pushes you, you'll back away; if someone pulls you along, you'll move along with them.

Reed was pushed in the tavern where he first accepted the quest, and Alice, who was emotionally distraught, also pushed him down.

These two are examples.

Rena watched as the two were about to leave the door, and thought to herself, "We can't leave Reed out!"

This is such a big deal, only Reed knows about it! This can't be taken away!

Reed was pulled along the floor by Anlisa without any resistance, and even yawned.

Rena followed, grabbing the other side of Reed's coat with both hands.

"Lisa! What are you doing? Reed can't leave, there's something important he hasn't told you yet!"

Anlisa said, "Rena, don't stop me! This wooden stake can't say anything!"

Kerson seemed utterly speechless; this was Kerson's perspective.

The two women in front of me were arguing, and both of them were pulling at the person in the middle who wasn't moving.

One pulls on the left, the other on the right; the scene is a bit like a tug-of-war.

Kerson rubbed his forehead with his hand, and to avoid wasting time, he quickly waved his hand and said, "Alright, alright, stop fooling around!"

As soon as Kerson spoke, both men who were still in the tug-of-war withdrew their hands, and Reid lay quietly on the ground.

Reed stood up after a few seconds on the ground.

Kerson felt that Reed was amazing and capable, but he also felt that Reed was a bit slow-witted.

Kerson had no idea what had happened to Reid, this young man, who seemed so dull and simple-minded at such a young age.

Although Kerson harbored a burning anger towards Reed, he suppressed it, after all, the matter was of great importance. "Reed, right? Can you describe the characteristics or detailed appearance of this creature?"

Kerson has learned his lesson; he speaks first now, whereas usually his subordinates speak first and he responds later.

Now, to avoid being called an old man, he has to give in to the other person, which makes him even angrier.

After listening, Reed thought to himself, "This is something I'm good at!"

He smoothly stated directly, "Abnormal entity name... ah, no! Creature name: Schadenfreude"

"The gloating creature is a standard square of iron material, with a keyhole in the center, inside which is an unknown human eye."

"Beneath the square body was a mass of flesh and blood; upon closer inspection, this appeared to be part of a gloating display."

"There are three rectangular holes on each side of the keyhole. When gloating is performed, two [legs] will sprout from the two rectangular holes on the left and right sides."

"[Feet] are long and thin made of iron, with funnel-shaped tips and barbs. The main functions of the [feet] are [movement] and [attack]."

"The remaining two rectangular holes will, at random times, extend circular saws to attack the target while someone is gloating over their misfortune."

"Looking directly into gloating eyes for more than 25 or 30 seconds will have long-term effects, except for those with great strength."

"How to deal with schadenfreude: Never look directly at someone gloating, not even at the smallest point of their eyes."

"Otherwise, gloating will lead to an attack; conversely, gloating will remain stagnant."

Reed finished explaining everything, both the detailed and the less detailed, leaving the three people present completely bewildered.

The two women were even more shocked, wondering if Reed's tongue had developed its own will, since he had spoken so much at once!

Did the sun rise from the middle? Kerson even picked up a piece of paper and wrote down everything Reid had just said.

Aside from delivering these information and reports fluently, Reed struggled with other verbal communication.

If it weren't for the fact that every time a new anomaly was researched, the supervisor would send Reid...

The new Abnormality definitely needs data collection, and since Reed was the first to enter, he's already revealed a great deal of information to half of the Abnormalities.

At first, Reed didn't have this skill either, and he stuttered a bit when speaking, but he got used to it over time.

Reed had previously felt incredibly lucky, as he hadn't faced any life-threatening danger while working with so many new aliens.

But Red gradually realized that this wasn't the case; he felt as if he had been reincarnated.

Back to the present, Kesen had already written down everything Reid had said.

“Redner, could you draw what [schadenfreude] looks like?” Kerson frowned, then handed Redner a piece of paper.

Reed took the pen, picked up a brush dipped in ink, and began to draw on the paper.

After Reed finished drawing, he handed the paper to the other person, and Kesen took it and nodded in agreement.

But then he paused for a second, and looked at Reed.

How did the other person see it? Could they draw while blindfolded?

Kerson had always been puzzled: how did Reid see with his eyes bandaged?

Seeing her minister's confusion, Rena went to Kerson's side and whispered the lie Reed had made up earlier.

After hearing this, Kesen was somewhat skeptical, but decided not to pursue the matter for the time being.

Kerson picked up the paper and looked at it, uh...

I don't know if it's because the creature is inherently abstract, or if Reed's drawing skills are just poor.

The paper first shows an irregular square box with a simple keyhole drawn in the middle and an eye drawn inside.

There were clumps of something smeared underneath; it must be describing flesh and blood.

Through this painting, Kerson managed to vaguely recall the monster's exact appearance.

The description is quite similar to the painting; if the painting were a little better, the similarity would be perfect.

Kerson's last bit of doubt vanished, and he was certain that the new creature Reed had mentioned was real.