Assassin Wu Liuqi starts with a bull and horse talisman and smashes Red Fang.
Chapter 240 Is this old hero ready to travel through time?
"you shut up!"
"I said it's 650 yuan, so it's 650 yuan. What's it to you?"
Faced with her older sister Mei Hong's scolding, Qing Lian looked aggrieved, fiddled with her fingers, said "oh," and stepped aside.
At this moment, the three punks were terrified by Mei Hong, who was wielding the Blood Blade Abyss Demon and closing in step by step.
"No...don't kill me!"
"We were wrong, please don't kill us!"
"Free, free, free to use is fine, right!"
No matter how much the three punks begged for mercy, Mei Hong ignored them.
Then, the Bloodblade Abyss Demon she was holding underwent a change.
The original grayish-white, cracked rolling pin was transformed into a crimson longsword covered with blood-red spikes.
Just as Mei Hong was about to swing her knife at the three of them, Gu Qianhan peeked out from the doorway.
"Hey, wait a minute, Mei Hong."
The three punks were already crying from fright, but they were excited when they heard Gu Qianhan call to stop Mei Hong.
After all, his words were their lifeline at that moment!
But Gu Qianhan's words the next second brought them back to reality.
"Remember to be quick and clean."
"We're here on Chicken Island for a vacation, let's not leave corpses everywhere."
Upon hearing this, the three punks turned ashen-faced.
Mei Hong nodded obediently, then turned her head and revealed her sickly smile again.
"After thinking about it, I think it would be more interesting to cut it into thousands of pieces."
As she spoke, Mei Hong made a move and slashed the tall, thin, punk-style man in two.
Seeing the tall, punk leader cut in half at the waist, the other two punks quickly used their special skills, transforming into spiked meatball tanks to escape.
just.
Their actions will not change their fate of being brutally murdered by Meihong.
Then, Mei Hong brandished the Blood Blade Abyss Demon and launched a thrust.
puff!
The two punk-style girls, all huddled together, were pierced through the heart by the Bloodblade Abyss Demon, like a giant string of candied hawthorns.
Seeing this, Mei Hong burst into laughter.
"Sisters, look! Bright red candied hawthorns!"
"Sister Qinghan, Sister Qingying, would you like some?"
Faced with Mei Hong's perverse sense of humor, Li Yao and Fei Xi pouted and left the hair salon.
Ying Dasheng, on the other hand, disdainfully plundered the money from the three punks.
There was no other reason than that the three of them were indeed not wealthy.
Because these three "emo" kids spent all their money on hairdressing tools and hair care products, they didn't have any savings.
Winning big and losing a little money, he disdainfully stepped over their corpses.
"Those three poor bastards are such bad luck!"
Gu Qinghan and Gu Qingying both shook their heads at this moment.
They can't just eat any kind of junk food.
Mei Hong felt the same way; she didn't want to drink a drop of their blood.
Gu Qinghan grabbed Mei Hong's ear in annoyance.
"Fine, you can't eat it all, so you're giving it to us, huh?"
Mei Hong begged for mercy repeatedly.
However, she still chopped the three punks into minced meat and fed it to the red centipede monster on Ruyan's neck.
The centipede monster is indiscriminate in its appetite; all the meat sauce on the ground is a delicacy in its eyes.
In just a few bites, it swallowed all the meat sauce whole.
After finishing all this, the group of them walked out of the hair salon chatting and laughing, and joined Gu Qianhan and the others.
"Is everything cleaned up?"
In response to Gu Qianhan's question, Mei Hong nodded quickly.
"Don't worry, Master, everything is taken care of."
Gu Qianhan nodded and then led them to continue wandering around Chicken Island.
Before long, they wandered to a place called Ruozhi Elementary School.
The women couldn't help but complain about the bizarre name.
"A primary school for mentally challenged children?"
"What a great name. It's a novel specifically designed to raise mentally challenged people, isn't it?"
Gu Qianhan looked up at the school's name and then led everyone away.
If he wasn't mistaken, this place should be where Granny Chen's grandson went to school.
It will also be one of the random spawn points for Wu Liuqi's beef offal stall in the future.
At this moment, he looked at Li Yao who was standing to the side.
"How long until that piece of trash reaches Chicken Island?"
Upon hearing this, Li Yao immediately looked at the smart bracelet.
"It will probably take a few more days. Should I remotely speed up the robots below?"
Gu Qianhan waved his hand, because he had just checked the location of Ji Dabao and the others.
Judging from the current progress bars of both sides, Qi doesn't need to speed up. If she just drifts to Chicken Island, she can be encountered by Chicken Da Bao and Xiao Fei.
At that time, Xiao Fei will take the initiative to ask Ji Da Bao to take Qi in, and Wu Liu Qi's personality will be successfully activated.
What they didn't know was that just now, a pair of eyes had noticed them from a distance.
In particular, they were attracted by the smart bracelet on Li Yao's arm.
"That thing on that woman's arm must be worth a lot of money."
"I'm going to stage an accident to extort money from you, and then I'll use it to buy candied hawthorns for my big fat grandson."
They saw an old woman lurking around the street corner, watching them suspiciously.
This person is Granny Chen from the TV series "Scissor Seven".
She suddenly tried to snatch a bicycle from a passerby.
The other person immediately objected when she tried to take his bicycle.
Why did you steal my bicycle?
Grandma Chen gave a cold laugh and then fell to the ground with a cry of pain.
"Help! You're bullying an old person!"
"Come quick! He's bullying a lonely old woman like me! It's outrageous!"
In an instant, passersby gathered around and pointed at the man.
"Tsk tsk tsk, people these days have such low moral standards, bullying an old person in broad daylight."
"That's it!"
The man became anxious about this.
"She was clearly trying to steal my bicycle!"
The passerby curled his lip in disapproval.
"Who would believe such a thing? An old man trying to steal a young man's bicycle?"
At this moment, a smug smile appeared on Granny Chen's lips, because she had hired these people using Little Pudding ice cream.
Of course they'll speak in their own favor.
"A grown man bullying an old woman! Ladies, let's expose him!"
"That's right, expose him!"
"None of my family members understand. I just stepped out the door and ran into a shrimp-headed cricket. It actually attacked a helpless old man. It's disgusting!"
Seeing that all the passersby were criticizing him, the man cursed under his breath and prepared to leave.
But Granny Chen on the ground clung to his leg and wouldn't let go.
"Don't leave!"
"You just hit me with your bike, and I've hurt my leg. I can't get up without 1000 yuan!"
"Ouch, my leg hurts so much!"
The man frowned upon seeing this.
"I have no money."
"No money, no leaving! Ouch, my leg!"
Seeing the other party's unreasonable behavior, the man looked annoyed.
"I don't have any money, but I'll pay you back for the bicycle!"
Upon hearing this, Granny Chen's lips curled up slightly.
"really?"
"You all have to be my witnesses! He voluntarily paid for the bicycle!"
The passersby nodded in agreement.
Then Granny Chen let go of the man's leg.
"Hehehe, then you can go!"
Seeing that Granny Chen had stood up on her own, the man couldn't help but frown.
Are you all better now?
Grandma Chen glanced at him.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen such a beautiful old lady before?"
"Watch out, or I'll accuse you of voyeurism!"
"Get away from my car!"
Upon seeing the other party's shameless name, the man muttered something as he left.
After the man walked away, Granny Chen chuckled at the group.
"Good job, you did a good job."
"But Little Pudding will have to wait a while."
"I just saw a group of people. They must be tourists from out of town visiting Little Chicken Island. They all seem to be quite wealthy."
"Once I've swindled them again and gotten the money, I'll treat you all to Little Pudding!"
The passersby nodded after hearing this, indicating that there was no problem.
Grandma Chen nimbly mounted her bicycle and rode off in pursuit of Gu Qianhan and the others in the distance.
As for the old lady's lackeys, they all followed behind.
Just as Gu Qianhan and the others were strolling around other places, they saw a figure rushing towards them at high speed.
Gu Qinghan and the others were about to make a move, but Gu Qianhan stopped them with a smile.
"Don't worry about it, let's go our own way."
At this moment, Granny Chen, who was riding her bicycle, frowned when she saw that Gu Qianhan and the others were ignoring her.
He immediately controlled the bicycle and executed an extremely flashy and difficult drift.
Bang!
She threw the bicycle directly to the ground, and she fell to the ground herself.
The entire sequence of actions was executed flawlessly, without any hesitation, revealing her to be a professional con artist.
Gu Qianhan simply gave her a thumbs up and said "Awesome!"
He then led his group away without paying any attention to her.
Seeing that the other party was about to leave, Granny Chen objected.
"Stop!"
"You hit me, and you think you can just walk away like that?!"
“Pay compensation!!!”
As soon as she let out a howl, a group of people gathered around and started talking.
These are the same people who just tried to extort money from that young man.
"Tsk tsk tsk, you think you can just run away after hitting an old man? You shrimp-headed bastard!"
"Bullying an elderly person in broad daylight is simply unbelievable!"
"Does anyone in the family understand this...?"
...............
Seeing these people, if Gu Qianhan hadn't stopped them, the people around him probably would have attacked immediately.
Gu Qianhan couldn't help but chuckle as she watched them shouting so enthusiastically.
"professional?"
"Trying to scam me?"
At this point, Granny Chen, who was lying on the ground, refused to let it go.
"I don't understand what you're talking about, but you hit me today, so you have to pay for it!"
"At least three thousand in compensation!"
Gu Qianhan laughed when she heard that the other party wanted her to pay three thousand.
They can't even extort a little more money; how little do they respect themselves!
"Three thousand?"
Upon hearing Gu Qianhan's words, Granny Chen, who was lying on the ground, smiled.
"That's right, three thousand!"
"Not a single penny less, you're not allowed to leave!"
"Ouch, my back hurts so much! You bumped into me and hurt me. If we go to the hospital, it won't just be a matter of three thousand yuan!"
Gu Qianhan smiled and shook her head.
"Three thousand is too little, let's make it thirty million."
Everyone present was stunned by these words. Not to mention Granny Chen and her lackeys, even Fei Xi looked puzzled.
Why would someone be so eager to give money to someone?
However, Gu Qinghan, who knew Gu Qianhan's character, did not think so.
After all, she understood her master all too well.
He said that because he was really in the mood to play, and this old lady is probably going to be in big trouble!
Gu Qianhan then smiled and looked at the old lady.
"That's right, thirty million, how about that?"
Grandma Chen was stunned when she heard the number.
Thirty million!
If I bought all the candied hawthorns, I'm afraid it would be enough for my grandson to eat until he's eighty years old!
She suspected she had misheard and questioned Gu Qianhan privately.
Upon receiving a positive reply that 30 million was indeed enough, she jumped for joy.
"Hahaha, great, great!"
"Thirty million, are you going to give me cash or transfer it to me?"
Not only Granny Chen, but even her lackeys were excited.
With so much money, they'd be rich if they just gave a small share to them!
However, Gu Qianhan looked puzzled.
"what?"
"Didn't you transfer the money to me?"
"You agreed to spend 30 million to save your lives, didn't you?"
Upon hearing this, everyone was completely bewildered, and Granny Chen was especially dumbfounded.
"What did you say?"
"You hit me, shouldn't you be the one giving me money? Why should I give you money?"
At this moment, Gu Qianhan still looked at her with a smile.
"No, no, no, I didn't hit you, but I do want to run you over with my car right now."
As they were speaking, everyone suddenly felt a blur before their eyes.
A heavy semi-trailer truck suddenly appeared in front of everyone!
"I'm giving you one last chance. Will you pay me or not?"
Everyone was dumbfounded. How did a semi-trailer truck suddenly appear out of nowhere?!
This was naturally a semi-trailer truck that Gu Qianhan had carried over from a construction site on Chicken Island using the teleportation ability of the Rabbit Talisman and the power of the Ox Talisman. It was used to haul sand and gravel.
Seeing the other party standing there dumbfounded, Gu Qianhan sighed and instantly appeared in the cab of the semi-trailer, starting the engine.
"Let me tell you, this is a fully insured semi-trailer!"
"If you're still alive after I run you over, remember to file an insurance claim yourself!"
After Gu Qianhan finished speaking, he stepped on the gas and crashed into Granny Chen and the others!
This really terrified the group.
Grandma Chen grabbed her bicycle and pedaled like crazy. Her lackeys didn't even have time to take pictures of their family; they were all so frightened that they ran away in a panic.
Behind them, however, came a semi-trailer truck that roared closer and closer.
"Don't blame me, my car has blind spots, I couldn't see you!"
As they were speaking, several people were crushed under the wheels of the semi-trailer and turned into mincemeat.
"Oh dear, why is the road surface so full of potholes!"
This terrified Granny Chen and the rest of the people!
How could this person actually kill someone?!
And where did he conjure this semi-trailer from?!
But Granny Chen had no time to think, because the semi-trailer had already run over all her henchmen, leaving her alone to pedal her bicycle frantically.
Gu Qianhan sat in the driver's seat, smiling happily.
"You old bastard, I'll fucking teach you a lesson for daring to stage an accident against me!"
"I'll just drive a semi-trailer and run you over, you old bastard!"
"Ready to travel to another world, you old and faded warrior riding a bicycle?!"
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