All the heavens began with Huo Yi

After Su'er left completely, Maitreya opened his eyes again, laughing loudly as he looked at the location of the One Thought Wall, and said with a smile, "Hehe...hehe...hehehe! Good, good, Zen Master, you really can't keep your mouth shut at all. You say all sorts of trivial things out loud. You'd better plant the seeds in this melon patch soon."

After saying this, Maitreya left the pavilion.

If Su'er knew what Maitreya had just said, he would definitely think that Maitreya had wronged Zen Master Wuchao, because it was Feng Ji who told him about this. (ㄏ⊙w⊙)ㄏ

Outside the wall, Su'er and Bajie emerged from the passageway.

When the results came out, the eight of them stared at each other.

"Yeah!" x4

What a pleasant surprise! It turned out that Huang Mei had arranged for his newly recruited disciple, Bu Bai, to guard the mountain gate, but unexpectedly, Su Er and Bajie came to visit.

"I didn't expect you to come here! Kang Jinlong and that monkey couldn't capture you, it seems I'll have to take action myself in the end." Huang Mei said to Su Er and Bajie.

“However, I have just taken on a new disciple.” Huang Mei said, turning to Bu Bai: “Bu Bai, bring these two people with you when you are being tested. They are heinous criminals. Go and eliminate them. If you want to be a hero, today is the day.”

That monkey is a chosen one; peel off its face, and you'll take the senior brother's seat.

Bu Bai glanced at Su Er and Zhu Bajie, mainly at Zhu Bajie, because he knew Zhu Bajie. A few days ago, Zhu Bajie stormed the mountain gate, and it was Huang Mei who personally captured Zhu Bajie. How long had he been cultivating? How could he possibly fight Zhu Bajie?

So Bu Bai turned around and asked with a hint of confusion, "Huh? Cleansing Altar Messenger, me???"

"It's alright, I'll handle this pig. You can focus on dealing with the monkey." Huang Mei smiled and patted Bu Bai's shoulder.

Upon hearing this, Bu Bai was overjoyed and stepped forward, raising his weapon and pointing it at Su Er. He grinned wickedly and said, "I'll peel your face off and become the chosen one myself."

Seeing Bu Bai's pathetic appearance, Su Er scoffed and said to Bajie, "You've been underestimated, Marshal."

After saying this, Su'er's body trembled like thunder, and he turned into a ghost.

The author didn't even bother to write much about beating up such a weakling!

"You little mountain patrol demon, what are you pretending for?" Su'er shook off the blood and flesh stuck to his staff, then pointed at Huang Mei: "What kind of lousy disciple did you take in? So weak! What kind of master are you, so inhuman?"

Seeing that Su Er had finished off his new disciple Bu Bai in an instant, Huang Mei was not angry at all. Instead, he burst into laughter, "Good monkey, good monkey, I want to take you as my disciple."

As he spoke, Huang Mei took out the Human Seed Bag and flung it over the heads of Su Er and Bajie.

"Save it!" Upon seeing the human seed bag, Su'er immediately used his sleeve to put Bajie inside, then said to the yellow-browed man, "Hehe, you old rascal, since you want to play, I'll play with you!"

The Human Seed Bag had a strong suction force, even pulling in the gnarled roots of old trees on the ground, but Su Er remained unmoved, even standing aside and smiling at Huang Mei.

“You yellow-browed grandson! Your grandpa isn’t someone this bag can suck into,” Su Er mocked.

Seeing Su Er's smug expression, Huang Mei exclaimed in surprise, "How is that possible? This is Master's magic weapon. It can even absorb the magic of the monkey, the constellation, and the disciples of the National Preceptor Wang Bodhisattva. How could it be ineffective against you?"

After saying that, Huang Mei increased his magical output, increasing the suction force of the humanoid bag, attempting to suck Su Er in.

Unfortunately, when Su Er saw that he was using the Human Seed Bag without any martial ethics, he immediately stood up and used his supernatural power 'Standing Without Shadow'. At this moment, Su Er was an intangible and illusory being, and he was no longer in the same dimension. Naturally, the Human Seed Bag in Huang Mei's hand was useless.

"Certainly!"

Suer waved his hand to freeze Huang Mei. Because Huang Mei was frozen, the Human Seed Bag lost its magical support and closed its mouth on its own. Suer used a flying spell to summon the Human Seed Bag into his hand.

"Give me back my treasure!" Huang Mei revealed his external golden body and forcefully broke free from the immobilization.

"Where is your treasure? You traitor who stole your master's money bag, you are truly shameless."

Suer ignored Huang Mei's nonsense and stuffed the human seed bag into his shirt lining.

When Huang Mei saw that Su Er had taken his treasure, he was furious and could no longer maintain his childlike appearance. He turned into a bald, big man with a thick beard and a potbelly, wearing a yellow robe and exposing his chest and breasts.

Huang Mei held a spiked club that crackled with lightning, and carried a large wooden image of light on his back.

"Give me back my treasure, and I'll let you off the hook!"

Huang Mei's demeanor has changed after transforming into this appearance, but Su Er feels a slight sense of familiarity with him because he resembles an old friend.

"What do you mean 'your baby'? If you call it, will it answer?" Su'er chuckled, behaving like a scoundrel.

As he spoke, Su Er swung his stick around and struck Huang Mei's head.

"Look at my golden body, you can't hurt me in the slightest. If you become my disciple, I will pass this on to you." Huang Mei turned golden all over again, knocking away Su Er's probing blow with his staff.

"You've been bragging to the heavens, aren't you afraid of your bragging going to explode? Do you really think your grandpa is so ignorant that he can't recognize your inferior external golden body? And look at your fat head and big ears, you look like a pig that's been dead for three days."

Suer immediately launched into a string of insults at Huang Mei, and not only that, Suer also put all his strength into hitting Huang Mei with a stick.

Huang Mei's external golden body was many times stronger than Wuliangfu's. Su Er's heavy blow cracked his golden body, but it was not truly broken.

Huang Mei staggered for a moment, but quickly regained his balance. He then swung his spiked club, which crackled with lightning, down mercilessly on Su Er's head.

The blow was completely ineffective; the clang of metal against metal created a sonic boom that broke many nearby plants and trees.

"How about it, your grandpa's indestructible body?" Su'er retaliated with a stick, and with another clang, the two top laners with fully stacked physical resistance began a true 1v1 battle of men.

The back-and-forth exchanges were anything but exciting; no matter what moves Su'er and Huang Mei used, they were all blocked by each other's protective divine powers.

"Hahahaha, you old codger who's been banging on the chime, how good am I? With my protective supernatural power (Iron Armor), my power-dissipating technique (Deflection Spell), and my copper head and iron arms, even if your chime-banging hammer is smashed to pieces, it won't hurt me in the slightest!" Su'er had already had his fill of fun, and with a quick Phantom Shift, he dodged Huang Mei's blow and stood fifty paces away, mocking him.

“Monkey, you’re just spouting nonsense. I only spared you from being killed because I saw how rare your cultivation was. You should be grateful. Why don’t you become my disciple and study Buddhism?” Huang Mei said calmly.