Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

Oh, my dear Ham!

It seems my brother and the black witch have returned to Satan's embrace!

Little Fatty instantly turned around warily, his nerves on edge.

"Who's there?"

Before the words were finished, there was a loud "bang".

A black billiard ball slammed into the wall behind him.

It produced a deafening sound.

Little Fatty instinctively looked in the direction of the sound.

However, they overlooked the speed at which the billiard ball bounces back.

Before he could react, the billiard ball struck his left leg precisely.

The bone broke instantly, and the pain caused Xiao Pang to kneel down.

"Damn! Another disability certificate!"

The billiard ball bounced back into the clown's hands.

In the distance, a clown with a distorted face was watching the crowd with amusement.

He held the billiard ball, tossing it up and down casually, his eyes filled with a sinister smile.

"The force of 8000 Newtons only broke a few bones."

It seems your muscle and bone density is indeed much higher than the average person's.

He stopped playing pool and glared fiercely at the dog in Yu Xiaojia's arms:

"I don't know why you bunch of good-for-nothings could defeat my dear brother."

But now that 'Ham' is in your hands...

I'll send you bunch of good-for-nothings to hell with me!

Yu Xiaojia's expression changed drastically when she heard the name "Ham".

He glanced down at the dog in his arms and realized something was wrong.

"Oh no! This clown is the magician's brother!"

He recognized the dog in my arms! He's here for revenge!

The clown grinned menacingly, licked his chapped lips, and then violently flung the billiard ball from his hand.

"Ladies first!"

The billiard ball streaked across the sky, flying rapidly toward Yu Xiaojia.

She instinctively braced herself for the impact.

But all I heard was the dull thud of the billiard ball hitting the wall behind me.

"Huh? Didn't you say you were going to hit me? Why are you thrown against the wall?"

Suddenly, my instincts kicked in as a math teacher – the angle was 30 degrees!

The ball bounced off and was about to hit her! She quickly rolled to the side, narrowly avoiding the rebounding billiard ball.

"Okay, the calculation is correct."

The rebounded billiard ball flew directly towards the appetizer.

The baby stared in horror as the billiard ball hurtled towards him.

He hurriedly summoned the black snake from his body.

The black snake quickly sprang out of his belly, transforming into a shield that blocked his path.

"boom!"

The billiard ball struck the shield formed by the black snake.

The powerful impact caused the appetizer milk to stumble back several steps.

"Is this a bouncy ball or a billiard ball? How can it have such a huge impact!"

The billiard ball bounced away again, this time targeting the deer.

The little deer froze in fright when it saw the billiard ball flying towards it.

"Help me..."

Everyone's hearts were in their throats when they saw this.

At the critical moment, the little monkey rushed towards the little deer without hesitation and pushed her away.

"Danger! Little deer, get out of the way!"

But just as the monkey pushed the deer away, the billiard ball flew toward his head.

At this moment, Little Fatty gritted his teeth and used his remaining left hand to block the billiard ball.

In an instant, with a "crack," the billiard ball shattered the little fat man's hand bones.

He screamed and fell to the ground, drenched in cold sweat.

"It's worth it! An arm for a smart little brain! It's worth it!"

With gritted teeth, the appetizer transformed the black snake into a shield and held it in front of his chest, then strode towards the clown.

"I'll fight you!"

Seeing this, the clown calmly took out a balloon from behind his back.

He blew into the balloon, and in just a few seconds, a huge balloon took shape in his hand.

He tossed it gently, and the balloon floated slowly between him and the appetizer, forming a barrier.

The appetizer paused for a moment when it saw the extravagant giant balloon in front of it, then sneered:

"You think you can stop me by blowing up a big balloon? Don't be ridiculous!"

He accelerated suddenly, and the black snake shield slammed into the balloon.

"boom--"

The balloon dented and looked like it was about to burst.

However, the balloon instantly returned to its original shape in the next second.

The appetizer milk and the black snake bounced back together.

"what!"

The appetizer milk was bounced around on the ground several times before finally coming to a stop.

The clown stood on the balloon, laughing smugly.

Walking lightly on the surface of the balloons is like performing acrobatics.

He tossed the billiard ball up and down in his hand with a skillful yet uncanny movement.

"Welcome everyone to this death party!"

The clown's voice was filled with fanaticism and excitement.

"Everyone present will receive a free experience of death!"

Hehehe! Don't worry, I'll make sure you die as beautifully as roses in March!

Seeing this, Yu Xiaojia's expression darkened. She quickly composed herself and calmly spoke:

"Appetizer, wake up! Take Little Fatty and the children and leave!"

This guy's pool is too dangerous, the trajectory is unpredictable! I'll stop him!

After she finished speaking, she took a deep breath, and her aura suddenly changed.

With a gentle wave of his hands, the surrounding air began to flow rapidly.

Instantly, a thick wall of air formed in front of her, surrounding her body.

"I can predict the trajectory of his pool balls."

Yu Xiaojia said firmly, looking directly at the clown.

"I'll fight him. Protecting children is the responsibility of us teachers!"

"Let this clown see what it means to be a teacher at Yanhuang Elementary School!"

The woman, leaning against the wall, stood up and quickly shook her head in refusal.

"No way! I'm a man, how can I let a woman stand in front of me? You take them away, I'll cover you!"

Yu Xiaojia glanced at him, her tone calm and unquestionable:

"Stop messing around! Although I can compress air, I'm too weak."

Do you know how much an obese adult weighs?

This sentence startled the appetizer, and it couldn't help but lower its head to think:

"An obese adult? About 160 pounds?"

He then glanced at the chubby boy lying on the ground and hesitated before saying:

"No, it must weigh at least 200 jin (100 catties)!"

Upon hearing this, Little Fatty immediately protested with an innocent expression:

"You two have gone too far! You've perfectly demonstrated what it means to be shot even when you're lying down!"

So what if I'm fat? Being fat is a kind of beauty!