Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

Luo Heng carried the fawn and the monkey to the rooftop.

They carefully placed the two people on the ground.

His gaze then fell on the devil rabbit in the deer's arms.

The demon rabbit shuddered, cold sweat pouring down its back.

But she forced herself to remain calm and tried her best to keep the toy looking the same.

Luo Heng smiled coldly:

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

He moved swiftly, reaching out to grab the demon rabbit.

Seeing that it couldn't keep up the act, the devil rabbit had no choice but to grit its teeth and use all its strength.

She quickly jumped out of the fawn's arms and turned to run away.

However, before he could run a few steps, he was struck by a bolt of lightning from Luo Heng.

He collapsed to the ground, his body charred black.

"What a waste!"

Luo Heng walked over and picked up the Demon Rabbit.

It can be easily torn apart with both hands.

With the sound of fabric tearing,

A bead emitting an eerie light rolled out from inside.

Luo Heng picked up the bead, examined it closely, and looked at it with a strange expression:

"These are Medusa's snake eyes? They look like glass beads! They're so big, can a fawn even eat them?"

He hesitated for a moment, then thought:

"If it's okay in the original story, then there's definitely no problem."

He turned around, stared at the fawn that had just woken up, and a meaningful smile appeared on his lips:

"Come on, Dalang, get up and take your medicine!"

As soon as Xiao Lu opened her eyes, she saw Luo Heng walking towards her.

He held a bead that shone with an eerie light in his hand.

She burst into tears instantly and desperately backed away:

"Don't come any closer! Don't eat me! Waaaaah!"

She instinctively tried to shield the demon rabbit in front of her.

They found their arms were empty.

Looking up, they saw that the Demon Rabbit had been wrapped up by Luo Heng's tail.

The tail disgustedly swallowed it piece by piece.

They clearly felt it was too little, but didn't want to waste it.

The little deer cried even harder:

"If you eat the bunny, you can't eat me!"

Devil Rabbit: "So I'm part of your scheme too, huh?!"

Luo Heng looked at the frightened look on the little deer's face.

I tried my best to force what I thought was a gentle smile.

But he clearly underestimated the effect of his zombie brother's appearance.

In the little deer's eyes, that was nothing more than the evil smile of the wolf grandmother.

The little deer instantly hugged itself tightly, crying out with tears in its eyes:

"Help! The Calabash Brothers are going to eat people!"

"I'm not going to eat you, I'm really just offering you candy!"

Little Deer stared at the fist-sized "candy" in Luo Heng's hand.

"Such a big candy? You're kidding!"

That would definitely choke me to death!

Waaaaah! The Calabash Brothers are kidnapping children!!

Luo Heng's lips twitched, silently complaining to himself:

Who designed this thing? It's as big as a fist.

How can a child that big swallow that?

This is a total rip-off!

A thought popped into his head.

If there is a chance to return to the original world.

That damn author deserves a good beating!

He suppressed his embarrassment and tried to soften his tone:

"Little deer, listen to me, this really is candy!"

You will become very powerful after eating it.

It can drive away bad guys!

No, I won't eat it!

If you come any closer, I'll... I'll scream!

"Don't struggle, the more you struggle, the more excited I get!"

"Yamete~"

"..."

"Uncle is amazing!"

"..."

"Little deer is amazing!"

"..."

Despite his hypocritical nature, Luo Heng couldn't resist taking advantage of the pitiful little girl.

In the end, Luo Heng and Xiao Lu, the two of them, lived happily together!

(P.S.: Remember to kick any bad uncles you encounter on the street in the groin!)

"What the hell? Who wrote this? The author must be itching for a fight!"

Luo Heng threw the script in his hand away, "Watch out or I'll stuff this candy in there!"

After readjusting his mood, Luo Heng clenched the "candy" in his hand and walked towards the trembling deer.

Luo Heng was focused on persuading the fawn to eat Medusa's snake eyes.

Completely unaware that the little monkey behind them had already woken up.

Luo Heng bent down, preparing to further persuade the deer to eat Medusa's snake eye.

Suddenly, I felt a tightness in my anus, and an unprecedented, strange sensation spread throughout my body.

"What...what's going on?"

Luo Heng's face stiffened, and he abruptly turned his head to look.

They discovered that the little monkey was holding a stick it had picked up from somewhere and was forcefully poking its own anus.

"Who brought that stick?!"

"The author gave it to me! Let go of the deer!"

The little monkey shouted fiercely, its face full of anger.

Luo Heng's expression froze, and his whole body began to tremble.

He tried to push the baby monkey away with his tail, but was afraid of hurting it.

She could only awkwardly twist her body.

But the little monkey didn't back down at all; instead, it pushed the stick in even further.

"What are you doing!"

Luo Heng was covered in cold sweat, his face filled with disbelief.

"I said, release the fawn!"

The little monkey acted without hesitation, seemingly ignoring Luo Heng's pleas for mercy.

At this moment, Luo Heng was internally devastated:

I am a dignified flying and fighting Calabash Brother Corpse Brother.

They were actually forced into this situation by a child wielding a stick!

The key issue is that I can't really fight back!

He tried his best to endure it while making a vow in his heart.

From now on, I must never bend over carelessly and leave gaps for others.

However, the unexpected situation didn't end there.

Suddenly, a bunch of steel balls shot out from a distance.

The attack aimed straight at Luo Heng's wrist, and the Medusa snake eye in his hand was knocked away.

The fawn jumped and quickly caught the Medusa snake eye with its hand.

He reflexively stuffed it into Luo Heng's mouth.

"Cough cough cough! I...what!"

Luo Heng was about to say something.

However, he swallowed the huge snake eye without thinking.

He was completely taken aback and stood there blankly.

Meanwhile, Yu Xiaojia and her team finally arrived at the scene.

Yu Xiaojia picked up the frightened little deer.

Xiao Kai quickly stepped forward and picked up the little monkey.

The chubby little monkey still gripped the stick tightly.

Staring at Luo Heng with resentment:

You'd better not go near the fawn!

Otherwise, next time...next time I'll poke you again!

Luo Heng trembled all over, his face showing utter despair.

Upon seeing everyone approaching, he immediately used his ultimate move—playing dead.

Little Fatty arrived at that moment.

She looked up and glanced at Luo Heng, who was lying on the ground, his body stiff.

Touching his missing arm, he suddenly blurted out:

"This is... incredibly comfortable?"

Xiao Kai glanced at Luo Heng, and the black snake on his body quickly emerged.

He asked coldly, "Should we fire another shot to make sure he's really dead?"

"Don't move!" Little Fatty quickly stopped him.

"If it's like that zombie nurse from before, with bugs on its body, then we're in trouble!"

Just as everyone was still hesitating, a commotion suddenly came from afar.

"What's going on?" Yu Xiaojia asked, her brows furrowed as she held the fawn.

"Another Corpse Brother?" Little Fatty muttered under his breath.

Luo Heng lay on the ground pretending to be dead, listening intently to any sounds, silently praying:

Don't cause any more trouble! I've already had enough!