Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

Inside Huichuntang, Bai Xiaofei was squatting behind the counter, frantically gulping down Chinese medicine.

The table was cluttered with bottles of medicinal herbs, all of which were the "miracle drugs" he had made to detoxify.

"This is terrible! That old man actually destroyed the antidote! No, I have to get rid of the poison quickly!"

Bai Xiaofei coughed as he was being given the medicine, his face turning red and his stomach bulging, but his eyes remained resolute.

Just then, the door was suddenly pushed open, and a figure rushed in—it was Xiao Hui!

Her face was filled with panic, and she was panting heavily, having desperately escaped from the encirclement of the zombies.

However, when she saw Bai Xiaofei lying on the ground, disheveled and being forced to take medicine, she was stunned for a moment, and then her eyes widened.

"Corpse... Brother Corpse!"

Xiao Hui shouted, quickly drew her gun, aimed it at Bai Xiaofei, and fired a shot without hesitation.

"Bang!" The bullet whistled out and headed straight for Bai Xiaofei's "brother".

Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, but his enhancement agent had already taken effect.

He caught the bullet's trajectory in the blink of an eye. He rolled to the side, narrowly avoiding the bullet.

"Damn it! Why are you hitting me?!" Bai Xiaofei jumped up in anger, shouting as he frantically dodged.

Seeing that her first shot missed, Xiao Hui immediately fired a second shot, and the bullet still flew towards Bai Xiaofei's "brother".

She gritted her teeth and continued pulling the trigger, but strangely—

The bullets always seem to be converging on a strange spot.

Bai Xiaofei dodged nimbly.

A moment later, he suddenly realized that each bullet was aimed at some indescribable part of him.

He couldn't help but get angry: "Sister! You don't have to shoot there with every single shot, do you?!"

Xiao Hui then realized that Bai Xiaofei was human.

Moreover, without realizing it, all his shooting points were concentrated on Bai Xiaofei's crotch area.

She blushed instantly with embarrassment and quickly stopped what she was doing: "Ah... I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I was just too nervous!"

Then it dawned on me: "Sir...we need to get out of here quickly, I can't run anymore!"

Luo Heng, who was hiding outside Huichuntang, witnessed the entire "fierce battle" between Xiao Hui and Bai Xiaofei.

His lips twitched involuntarily at Xiaohui's amazing marksmanship.

"This woman's marksmanship is outrageous! How come every single shot is aimed at that indescribable spot?"

Luo Heng broke out in a cold sweat, looked down at his stiff corpse brother's body, and suddenly felt a wave of fear.

"Luckily I was just lying there pretending to be dead. If I had moved again..."

She probably just shot me so hard my balls were gone... no, I mean, my body was completely obliterated!

Upon imagining this scene, Luo Heng immediately reached out and covered his "private parts".

He continued to huddle outside, feigning death with a look of relief, afraid of being accidentally hurt by Xiao Hui.

"Damn, that's terrifying!"

That kind of marksmanship is a nightmare for all male zombies. Looks like I'll have to stay away from this lady from now on!

Luo Heng silently set an ironclad rule for himself:

"We absolutely cannot let Xiaohui set her sights on us, absolutely not!"

Luo Heng was lying outside Huichuntang, continuing to observe, when he suddenly heard a strange sound:

"It itches! It itches!"

He was taken aback and turned to look.

A zombie with tattered yellow skin and bared teeth was seen staggering towards Huichun Hall.

It looked exactly like a mutated Pikachu.

Luo Heng's lips twitched: "Pikachu Corpse Brother? This is too outrageous..."

The classic line from "Corpse Brother" popped into his head:

"It really is a magical world, with all sorts of zombies."

The Pikachu Corpse Brother cried out, "It's itchy! It's itchy!" and crashed headfirst into the Rejuvenation Hall.

Luo Heng held his breath and cautiously peeked out to see what would happen next.

Sure enough, the Pikachu zombie brother had just stepped into the house.

He was hit by a rapidly spinning Poké Ball from Bai Xiaofei and sent flying.

Bai Xiaofei, hands on his hips, said smugly, "Ding! Successfully subdued!"

Luo Heng, standing outside the door, was speechless and couldn't help but mentally rant:

"You've tamed my foot! That's a zombie dressed as Pikachu, it's not what you're thinking at all!!"

He shook his head vigorously, trying to clear Bai Xiaofei's bizarre actions from his mind:

"No, no, this scene is too surreal. I can't let the main characters' confusing behavior lead me astray!"

Luo Heng continued to lie in the corner, his eyes fixed on the entrance of Huichuntang.

Suddenly, he saw Bai Xiaofei stagger out, clutching his chest.

His complexion looked rather pale, indicating that the effects of the medication hadn't completely worn off.

Inside Huichuntang, Xiaohui saw this scene and immediately shouted:

"Don't go out! There are still zombies outside!"

However, Bai Xiaofei clearly didn't listen, muttering to himself as he walked:

"What, are you going to use 100,000 volts?"

Just then, Luo Heng's gaze was drawn to a strange figure.

—A zombie dressed as Ultraman is slowly walking towards Bai Xiaofei from the other side.

Its chest "timer" was flashing red, making it look exactly like Ultraman was about to run out of energy.

Luo Heng's lips twitched as he watched: "This is allowed? I thought Pikachu Corpse Brother was outrageous enough."

I never expected there to be Ultraman zombies! This cosplay event is practically a showcase for the zombie world.

Bai Xiaofei was clearly also shocked by this strange scene.

He stood in the doorway, staring incredulously at the Ultraman zombie, muttering to himself:

"Have I traveled to another dimension? Why is Ultraman appearing?"

Before he could think any further, his gaze fell on the Pikachu zombie that had just been knocked away.

Pikachu Corpse had just gotten up from the ground and hadn't even stood up properly when Bai Xiaofei spotted him again.

"Pikachu! Come back here!"

Bai Xiaofei casually picked up the Poké Ball from the ground and threw it at the target again with force.

"Come on! Go back into your Poké Ball!"

"boom!"

The Poké Ball hit Pikachu's head precisely.

It was knocked so hard it flipped over and fell heavily to the ground again.

However, this time, Pikachu Corpse did not return to its Poké Ball.

It struggled to get up, letting out a faint "itchy" sound.

Bai Xiaofei suddenly realized: "So this is just an ordinary zombie brother. It's actually a person cosplaying as one?"

You got me all excited for nothing!

Luo Heng, standing outside the door, watched this scene with a speechless expression.

"Dude, do you think you're a Pokémon trainer?!"

Just as Luo Heng was mentally complaining, the Ultraman zombie finally slowly approached Bai Xiaofei.

The red light on his chest flashed even more rapidly, as if it were about to "explode" at any moment.

The scene was so bizarre that Luo Heng couldn't help but cover his face.

"Ultraman, Pikachu... this main character group is really outrageous."

I'm starting to wonder if I've traveled to the wrong place.

Luo Heng sighed as he patiently awaited further developments.

They were wondering if they could gain something from this farce.