Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

Just as Bai Xiaofei and Xiaopang were about to leave the scrap metal plant, a figure suddenly descended from the sky.

Her figure was as light as a swallow, and she stood firmly in front of them.

Bai Xiaofei subconsciously pulled Xiao Pang back a step. The other person was wearing a tight-fitting ninja outfit, and a long whip in his hand gleamed coldly.

"A life for a life, a debt for a debt."

The female ninja spoke coldly, her voice carrying a hint of allure:

"You killed our Yamato samurai, do you think you can just walk away like this?"

As she spoke, she casually flicked the whip, the tip of which struck the ground with a crisp "snap".

Bai Xiaofei's face darkened:

"Looks like we won't be having an easy time today."

However, Little Fatty suddenly stared at the female ninja, his eyes filled with confusion and a hint of curiosity, muttering to himself:

"This woman... I feel like I've seen her somewhere before."

Bai Xiaofei turned to look at Little Fatty with a suspicious expression:

"Seen it? Impossible, haven't you only ever seen Japanese women on your hard drive?"

Little Fatty frowned and pondered for a moment, then suddenly slapped his forehead and shouted:

"I remember now! Holy crap, I really did see her on my hard drive! She's a legendary Japanese actress!"

Bai Xiaofei was stunned, before he could react, the female ninja curled a contemptuous smile at the corner of her lips and casually winked:

"Oh? Looks like I'm quite famous."

The chubby boy scrutinized the female ninja in front of him, finding her increasingly familiar, and his expression grew more and more lewd:

"That's right, it's that captivating face!"

As he spoke, his voice gradually became more excited:

"That movie was the most amazing one I've ever seen! It had Ultraman, Godzilla, Doraemon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and even a tentacle monster... Wow, just thinking about it is thrilling!"

Bai Xiaofei was completely confused and asked in bewilderment:

"Wait a minute, why are there so many animal monsters in there? Aren't you watching a sci-fi movie?"

Little Fatty suddenly grabbed Bai Xiaofei, his face full of disappointment:

"Xiaofei, do you watch sci-fi movies from Japan?"

Bai Xiaofei was speechless for a moment, unsure how to refute the statement.

The female ninja smiled shyly and gently covered her mouth:

"I didn't expect to meet fans here, what a coincidence!"

His tone shifted abruptly, his eyes turned cold, and with a flick of his wrist, several gleaming hidden weapons hurtled towards Bai Xiaofei and Little Fatty:

"Let's do something more interesting!"

Bai Xiaofei and Xiaopang instinctively moved aside, Xiaopang even shouting:

"Is this person nearsighted? How did they throw it off course?"

Before they could finish speaking, the two of them suddenly felt a sharp pain in their arms. Looking down, they saw that their skin had been cut by something.

Bai Xiaofei's eyes narrowed as he noticed that the hidden weapon was actually connected to a fishing line as thin as a hair, reflecting a cold light that sent chills down his spine.

"Oops!"

Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth and said:

"This guy's throwing projectiles is just a smokescreen; the fishing line is his real killing move!"

Before the two could even catch their breath, the female ninja conjured a bed out of nowhere.

She lay down gracefully, striking a seductive pose.

She rested her chin on one hand, and beckoned slightly to the two of them with the other:

"Next up is the fan feedback segment that everyone's been waiting for!

Seeing this, the chubby boy's face turned bright red, and he stammered:

"Holy crap! What's going on? First it's a fan appreciation event, then throwing hidden weapons... and..."

His gaze drifted to the bedside, then suddenly pointed to a camera in the corner:

"Why are there still cameras there!?"

Bai Xiaofei followed the chubby boy's gaze and saw the camera. A vein throbbed on his forehead as he angrily said:

"What kind of weird stuff is this? Are all female ninjas from island nations this bizarre?"

However, the next second, Bai Xiaofei's face also turned red. He looked down at himself, and his eyes instantly became complicated.

He swallowed hard, his voice trembling:

"Little Fatty...don't you also have some strange feelings?"

Just as Little Fatty was about to answer, he suddenly noticed something was wrong with his body. Looking down, he saw that the redness on his face extended all the way to his ears:

"Holy crap! What's going on... Why did the little elephant's trunk suddenly lift up!?"

He slapped his face hard, trying to calm himself down, but it obviously didn't work.

The female ninja leaned lazily against the bed, dressed in a tight-fitting outfit and high heels, her posture alluring, her tone playful:

"How are you two handsome young men? Have you worked hard?"

She gave him a subtle wink.

"I rarely release videos these days~ This is a rare opportunity~ Let your older sister help you detox~ Hehe~ Hehe~ Hehe~"

Bai Xiaofei and Xiao Pang's faces throbbed with embarrassment upon hearing these highly provocative words.

Bai Xiaofei retorted through gritted teeth:

"Listen up, you bitches! Your island culture has no effect on us Chinese otaku!"

You're wearing so little clothing and a fishing net in the dead of winter...it's shameless! Don't even think about seducing me!

However, after saying this, Bai Xiaofei looked down at himself and suddenly realized that his shirt was nowhere to be found.

He was half-naked and confronting the female ninja... The scene was quite comical.

Little Fatty also spoke up fiercely:

"Xiaofei, stop talking nonsense! Go! The antidote must be in her skirt!"

The female ninja completely ignored their words, her face turning bright red, seemingly even more excited:

"Hey handsome guys, don't be in such a hurry. How about we play a little game?"

If you guessed correctly, I'll obediently hand over the antidote, okay?

Bai Xiaofei looked righteous and awe-inspiring:

"You scheming woman, I, Bai Xiaofei, despise people like you who play mind games! You think we'll fall for that?"

"Let's begin the questions~"

The female ninja spoke in a serious tone, but her voice carried a hint of ambiguity:

"There was a meadow under a big tree, and then a sheep came along..."

Little Fatty slapped his thigh and shouted:

"Strawberry! This answer is too easy, hand over the antidote now!"

The female ninja couldn't help but laugh out loud:

"Don't rush~ Next~ another wolf came..."

Bai Xiaofei frowned and answered immediately:

"Fatty, she's playing us! This is Yangmei (sheep), don't let her get away with it!"

The female ninja smiled even more shyly, her fingers slowly sliding towards her thigh, feigning innocence as she said:

"Oh dear, those handsome young men are so clumsy... Actually..."

Her eyes flickered, and a seductive smile curved her lips. "After the wolf cried, under the tree... the sheep died!"

After saying that, she winked again, leaned forward slightly, and let out an extremely charming laugh:

"Do you understand?"

Upon hearing this, Little Fatty coughed up a mouthful of blood from his nose and collapsed to the ground.

Bai Xiaofei looked bewildered and quickly squatted down to pat the chubby boy's face:

"Fatty, Fatty, what's wrong with you! It's the sheep that died, not you!"

Little Fatty looked satisfied, laboriously raised his hand and pointed at the female ninja, his tone full of admiration:

"Xiaofei...I...I admit defeat wholeheartedly..."

I never imagined this female ninja could speak Chinese at the highest level... I'm utterly defeated by the profound depth of Chinese culture..."