Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

When Luo Heng flew over a forest, he saw Bai Xiaofei's figure in the distance.

He was running for his life, and behind him, the four-armed zombie was like a moving iron tower.

Waving its thick arms, it relentlessly chased after him.

"Dad! Stop running away! Why do you always ignore me!"

The four-armed zombie's cries echoed through the empty forest, sounding particularly eerie.

"Who's your father?! I don't know you!"

As Bai Xiaofei ran, he turned back and shouted, his face full of helplessness and fear.

At this moment, Bai Xiaofei took out a can of pepper from his backpack, a sly glint in his eyes:

"Go get what's coming to you, go find your mom!"

As he spoke, he forcefully threw the pepper powder at the four-armed zombie.

However, to his surprise, the helmet on the four-armed zombie's head reflected the can of pepper.

Bai Xiaofei choked so badly that his face turned bright red, and his eyes were so fogged up that he couldn't open them.

"Ah! Holy crap! My eyes! What the hell is this?!"

Bai Xiaofei rubbed his eyes in pain, but didn't dare to stop, stumbling and running away.

Xiao Fei, choked and sweating profusely, still had a deer strapped to his back. The deer, looking speechless, patted Xiao Fei's shoulder and called out:

"Uncle, you ran so fast! That monster is gone!"

Bai Xiaofei suddenly stopped, turned around and looked around, and sure enough, he did not see the four-armed zombie brother.

He then leaned against a tree, panting heavily, and muttered to himself:

"That scared me to death! Luckily I ran fast..."

"Wait, why haven't I seen a single zombie after running for so long?"

Luo Heng stared in disbelief from the air:

"This guy is incredibly unlucky. He managed to get himself into this mess. Nobody else can do that."

Thinking of this, he hesitated whether to go down and help, but seeing Bai Xiaofei's disheveled appearance...

He ultimately chose to observe silently from the air, thinking to himself:

"As expected, the main character's scenes are quite interesting. I'd better not get involved unless necessary."

Before Bai Xiaofei could catch his breath, he heard Little Fatty's shouts from behind him:

"Xiaofei, run!"

Bai Xiaofei turned his head and saw Little Fatty running wildly out of the alley next to him, his face filled with fear.

"Are you alone? Where are the others?"

Bai Xiaofei frowned and asked.

Everyone else is safe!

Little Fatty answered casually, his face pale and panting, as he grabbed Bai Xiaofei:

"Don't ask, run! There are monsters behind us!"

Bai Xiaofei turned his head and glanced into the alley, instantly understanding why Little Fatty was so panicked—

A zombie that is all legs, resembling a giant ostrich.

It's rushing towards us at an extremely fast speed, its movements comical yet incredibly swift, like an out-of-control truck!

Bai Xiaofei's eyes widened: "What is this thing?!"

Little Fatty didn't have time to explain, he just left out one sentence:

"Run!"

The two turned and ran.

He hadn't run more than a few steps when the four-armed zombie's shouts came from behind again:

"Dad, don't run away!"

"Oh no, here we go again!"

Bai Xiaofei was completely devastated, carrying the deer on his back while running frantically.

At this moment, Little Fatty suddenly pulled out a bottle of milk and stuffed it into Bai Xiaofei's hand:

"This is your breakfast! Drink it and you'll have the energy to run!"

Bai Xiaofei took the milk, looking completely bewildered.

"What's going on? Who drinks milk while running for their life?"

The chubby boy, panting, said matter-of-factly:

"Look ahead, that thing is really powerful. How can you beat it if you don't have strength?"

Bai Xiaofei looked up, completely bewildered, and was instantly stunned by the scene before him—

A zombie with a head shaped like a buttock and tentacles covering its neck and below was slowly drifting towards them.

The tentacles kept slapping the ground, making a "pat-pat" sound.

What's even more devastating is that the zombie actually called out in an incredibly kind tone:

"Grandson, come to Grandpa! Grandpa will give you something good to eat!"

Bai Xiaofei's eyes almost popped out:

"What the heck? What kind of seniority is this?!"

Little Fatty couldn't help but laugh:

"The son chases after the father, the father chases after the grandson, the grandson chases after the grandfather... What a happy family!"

Bai Xiaofei glared at him fiercely:

"You have time to make up jokes, but can't you think of a way to get out of here?"

At this moment, the ostrich female corpse brother had caught up, its long legs hopping around on the ground.

As the distance drew closer, the four-armed zombie, not wanting to fall behind, ran and shouted:

"Dad, I won't hit you anymore, please come back!"

Bai Xiaofei was speechless.

"Who's your father! I don't know you!"

The zombie with the buttocks in front of them watched them approach and spread out its arms covered in tentacles:

"My dear grandson, come to Grandpa's!"

"Go to hell!"

Bai Xiaofei, unable to bear it any longer, threw a handful of milk at them.

The milk splashed onto the face of the butt-headed zombie, surprisingly causing the tentacle zombie to pause its movements for a moment.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Bai Xiaofei pulled Xiao Pang and Xiao Lu into a side alley.

Bai Xiaofei and Xiaopang were running when suddenly Xiaopang stopped abruptly, looking at the ground with a surprised expression:

"Wait, there's an old man who's fallen down here!"

Bai Xiaofei glanced back at the "old man" lying on the ground, speechless, and rubbed his forehead.

"It's the apocalypse, who would try to extort you? Hurry up and help me up, don't cause trouble for yourself!"

Little Fatty stepped forward warily, slowly squatted down, and picked up a bar of soap for the old man.

As he picked it up, he solemnly stretched one leg back while muttering:

"To avoid getting poked...we need to be careful."

At the same time, his eyes were looking around, as if he were doing a task.

Bai Xiaofei was utterly speechless upon seeing this scene:

"Are you kidding me? What kind of time is this to be doing all this fancy stuff!"

Before Bai Xiaofei could even complain, the "butt-headed zombie" had already caught up, waving its tentacles and shouting:

"Grandson, tell your grandpa who bullied you!"

Bai Xiaofei quickly helped the old man up and handed him the fawn on his back.

"Sir, could you please watch this child for me while I finish dealing with this 'family drama'? I'll come back to pick her up later!"

The old man took the fawn, looking bewildered: "Huh? What?"

Bai Xiaofei turned to look at Little Fatty and gave an urgent order:

"You go and distract 'Butthead,' I'll give him a close-range blast!"

Little Fatty swallowed hard, looking reluctant.

"why me?"

"Nonsense, you look like a microphone! Go call him!"

Bai Xiaofei patted Xiao Pang on the shoulder, signaling him to hurry up and take action.

Little Fatty gritted his teeth and ran out, shouting at "Butt-Headed Corpse Brother":

"Grandpa, your grandson is calling you!"

As expected, the "Butt-Headed Corpse Brother" was attracted, stopped in its tracks, its tentacles twisting, its mouth on its head gaping open, and it muttered in a low voice, full of doubt:

"A phone call? Who called Grandpa?"

Taking advantage of "Butthead's" distraction, Bai Xiaofei decisively pulled out a bomb and threw it accurately at the zombie.

"boom!"

An explosion erupted, smoke and dust billowed up, tentacles flew everywhere, and the whole scene was a mess.

Bai Xiaofei covered his mouth, almost vomiting from the smell:

"This time it really ruptured his hemorrhoids! This guy's completely turned into an octopus!"

However, before they could even catch their breath, shouts of "Dad!" and "Son!" came from behind. Bai Xiaofei's expression immediately changed: "Oh no, the others are coming!"

He decisively tore open the roller shutter door next to him, grabbed the old man, the chubby boy, and the deer, and crawled inside, closing the door tightly behind him.

Inside the house, Bai Xiaofei was facing off against the old man. After observing Bai Xiaofei's skills, the old man suddenly put on a kind smile.

"Young man, you're quite strong. Do you have a girlfriend yet? My daughter is the village beauty, very virtuous..."

Bai Xiaofei was taken aback, then interrupted him with a dark expression:

"Sir! Calm down! If you don't stop, we'll all turn into 'Kentucky deluxe family buckets'!"

Suddenly, Little Fatty darted out from the side, eagerly raising his hand:

"Grandpa, I don't have a girlfriend yet! Where's that village beauty you mentioned? How about we meet?"

"Fatty! Shut up!"

Bai Xiaofei roared and kicked the chubby boy against the wall.

"Do you think this is a matchmaking agency?! Get out of here right now!"

The old man burst into laughter at the sight:

“Interesting, young man, very interesting! No wonder this old man wants to recognize you as his grandson.”

Bai Xiaofei rolled his eyes:

"Let's put aside the issue of grandsons and granddaughters for now. Grandpa, you need to figure out the situation first. If you keep causing trouble like this, none of us will escape!"

Luo Heng quietly hid behind the ruins in the distance, watching Bai Xiaofei, Little Fatty, and the old man's antics, and couldn't help but facepalm.

"This is the apocalypse, and you guys can still come up with such outrageous plots. I'm impressed."