Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

Chapter 268 The Scarecrow's Demise

Medusa's eyes suddenly burst forth with dazzling golden light, shooting straight at Luo Heng.

Luo Heng stared blankly at Medusa, blinking. What was this woman doing? Did she have conjunctivitis?

The scarecrow was taken aback when it saw that Luo Heng didn't react, and tilted its head in confusion:

"My lord...why didn't he turn into stone?"

"Shut up!"

Medusa was furious. This idiot! She could tell Luo Heng wasn't reacting! Was it because she was wearing colored contact lenses?

Thinking of this, Medusa ripped off the gold contact lenses from her eyes.

"Let's see how you dodge this time!" Medusa's eyes widened again, the golden light shining even brighter.

Luo Heng couldn't help but frown. Wait, what was this woman doing? Having conjunctivitis was one thing, but why was she removing her makeup in front of him? He was completely unaware of what he was going through.

Medusa turned her head suspiciously to look at the scarecrow.

"Sir...sir..."

Before the scarecrow could finish speaking, it instantly turned into a stone statue.

"Fuck!"

Luo Heng then realized that looking into this woman's eyes would turn him to stone?!

Why wasn't I petrified after looking into her eyes? Could it be because of the Medusa snake eye inside me?

Medusa saw that the petrification had not failed, so she could only remove the scarecrow's petrified state.

This man is not so simple; he is immune to her petrification, which even K cannot completely resist.

"Put K down, and I'll spare your life!"

Once the scarecrow was free, it immediately fawned, "Your Excellency is mighty! This kid must have peed his pants in fear!"

Luo Heng calmly analyzed the situation. Medusa's petrifying eye was ineffective against him, and for some reason, she didn't seem to want to attack him.

So if K is left here, they are very likely not to harm themselves, because their target is K.

But if we abandon K now, the plan to attack the Gates of Hell will fall through.

If something happens to K, the EU will definitely be in chaos, since not all EU members want to open the gates of hell.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously hugged K in his arms even tighter.

"Sorry, I can't do it!" Luo Heng refused decisively.

Medusa's expression changed drastically: "Scarecrow, kill them!"

"It would be my pleasure to serve you, sir."

The scarecrow responded obsequiously, and suddenly its body sprouted countless sharp thorns, charging towards Luo Heng like a hedgehog.

A prefecture-level city dares to be so arrogant? Luo Heng smiled contemptuously:

"Hulu, teach him a lesson!"

The gourd on his back flew out automatically, blocking Luo Heng's path and sending the scarecrow flying.

The scarecrow somersaulted in the air, and suddenly its forehead split open, revealing several blood-red nails:

"What is this thing?! Watch me pierce you! Bloodtooth Nail!"

"Ding Ding Ding-"

The nail on the scarecrow's forehead shot towards the gourd, but it didn't even leave a mark.

The gourd shook itself, sending all the nails flying, and then sprayed out a corrosive liquid.

The scarecrow did not dodge or flinch at all when faced with the oncoming corrosive liquid.

"Oh dear, are you going to give me a bath?"

The scarecrow danced around in the corrosive liquid, yet remained completely unharmed.

Just as Luo Heng was surprised, a venomous snake silently attacked from behind and bit the back of his neck!

"Quick, sir! Bite his neck off!" The scarecrow danced excitedly.

However, in contrast to the scarecrow's excitement, Medusa's face was solemn.

Where did this woman meet this pretty boy? He's so strong!

Medusa's expression froze instantly; she stared at the scene before her in disbelief.

His most prized venomous snake was unexpectedly struck by lightning and turned into charred remains!

Luo Heng casually pulled the dead snake off his neck and even bit it:

"Miss, ambushing someone is not a matter of martial ethics."

"Little Deer brand lighter, light it!"

Luo Heng pulled out a Little Deer brand lighter from his pocket and instantly ignited the corrosive liquid on the scarecrow.

Scarecrows should be afraid of fire, right?

"Aaaaaah! Help! I'm going to be burned to death!"

The scarecrow screamed and rolled around in exaggerated agony, but the next second it suddenly jumped up and started tap dancing in the flames:

"Just kidding! Hahaha!"

Now it was Luo Heng's turn to be curious about him. How could a scarecrow be unafraid of fire? Or corrosive liquids? This completely overturned his understanding of scarecrows.

"Kid~"

The scarecrow's forehead split open, revealing a resentful eye.

"Kid, you're probably thinking about some little scarecrow monster from a horror story, right? It'll burn to death in a fire, won't it!?"

Within the flames, its voice suddenly became hoarse and terrifying, filled with resentment.

"How naive! Let me tell you, I am a real human being! Because I am ugly... I was ostracized by everyone in town, and in the end, I was roasted on a cross like a monster!"

Memories flash back to that terrifying night:

He was also engulfed in flames, yet he was a human being! A living, breathing human being!

The villagers, holding torches, shouted, "Burn the monster!"

He was bound to a cross, his skin cracking from the intense heat.

The agonizing screams were mistaken for the roars of a monster.

Just because they're ugly, they started a barbecue party!

"Do you know what roasted human flesh tastes like? It smells amazing! With a touch of cumin, it's truly the most delicious food in the world!"

Unfortunately, just when he was about to be roasted, Lady Medusa saved him!

She burned all those hypocritical and selfish humans to ashes, and he was reborn because of the adults!

"Lady Medusa is such a gentle person... Knowing that I'm afraid of fire, she transformed my body into straw made of crystal glass fiber with extremely low thermal conductivity. And the center of the straw is a vacuum!"

Luo Heng immediately understood. Fiberglass is a heat insulation material with a melting point of around 700 degrees Celsius, while crystal has a melting point of over 1,000 degrees Celsius. Therefore, this scarecrow is least afraid of fire!

The scarecrow, engulfed in flames, charged madly at Luo Heng:

"You brat, I'm returning the warmth you gave me!"

Luo Heng simply yawned lazily: "Hulu, take care of him."

Fighting this kind of cannon fodder is a waste of his energy.

The gourd instantly changed direction, and a large amount of water sprayed from its mouth, instantly extinguishing the flames on the scarecrow.

(The water was obtained by absorbing Xuanwu, whose manifestation is inside the gourd, which will be used later.)

Immediately afterwards, several tentacles emerged from the gourd's mouth and quickly wrapped around the scarecrow.

"Useless!" The scarecrow grinned as it activated its power, its entire body bursting with sharp spikes. "Anything that touches me will be pierced through!"

However, countless spikes emerged from the tentacles, and the surface of the tentacles instantly underwent an osmium-gold transformation!

The scarecrow's material is not as hard as osmium, so its abilities are completely useless.

"what?!"

The scarecrow struggled in terror, but was mercilessly dragged into the gourd by the tentacles, and soon returned to calm.

Luo Heng patted the gourd, turned to look at Medusa, a playful smile on his lips:

"Should we continue now...?"

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