Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

Erduo slowly woke up, his eyes opening gently.

He sat up and shook his still dizzy head.

I found myself completely wrapped in bandages, looking like a rice dumpling.

Meanwhile, Luo Heng, who was standing nearby, saw that Erduo had woken up.

He immediately and instinctively pretended to be a corpse on the ground next to him, remaining motionless, silently chanting in his mind:

"I'm just an ordinary zombie. I'm just a corpse. Don't look at me, don't doubt me."

However, Erdo didn't notice him at all and immediately began to untie the bandages on his body.

He tore off the bandages quickly, revealing his strong physique in no time.

Shockingly, the terrible wounds that Long You had previously inflicted had completely healed without leaving a single scar.

Luo Heng glanced over furtively and, upon seeing this scene, was filled with astonishment:

"Is this the power of the enhancer from the original series? Its recovery speed is almost as fast as mine! This is insane!"

Erdo, having unwrapped his bandages, touched his chest, feeling that the wound had healed. He frowned and muttered to himself:

"Strange... I remember being knocked away by Long You, how did I end up here?"

Who saved me and bandaged my wounds?

He looked around, trying to find some clues, but there was nothing there except for medicine bottles scattered all over the ground and the sound of the wind.

"I can't control that much."

Erduo stood up, stretched his limbs, and found that he had regained a lot of strength.

A look of seriousness appeared on his face:

"The most important thing now is to get back as soon as possible. We don't know what the situation is like with Ghost Stick."

As Erdo was about to leave, he suddenly noticed a strange thing lying next to him.

He frowned, slowly moved closer, and muttered to himself:

"Why is there a Calabash Brother's corpse here? It looks quite unique."

Upon hearing this, Luo Heng's heart pounded, and he instantly broke out in a cold sweat.

"Damn it, they found out! Now we're really going to be corpses!"

Erdo walked up to the "corpse" and examined it carefully.

He stared at the magic gourd on Luo Heng's head and murmured:

"Wearing a gourd on his head does fit the image quite well."

His gaze then fell on Luo Heng's pale face and sharp feathers.

And the body dressed in the Calabash Brothers costume, finally stopping on that slightly comical tail.

"That's quite creative."

Erdo muttered to himself.

As he spoke, he reached out and poked Luo Heng's face.

Luo Heng desperately suppressed the urge to tremble, his heart screaming wildly:

"Don't touch my face! I'm a corpse! A real corpse!"

Seeing that the "corpse" did not react, Erduo raised his head, frowned, and tentatively blew a breath toward Luo Heng.

A gust of wind blew by, but Luo Heng remained motionless, his heart breaking:

"What are you bragging about! I'm a zombie, not a candle!"

Erdo stroked his chin, examining the strange corpse with interest, and muttered:

"It looks a lot like a corpse, but you have to admit, the shape... is kind of cute!"

Luo Heng remained in the "corpse" position, but his mind was in turmoil.

He tried his best to suppress his reaction, constantly reminding himself:

"I am a corpse! I know nothing!"

Erduo looked at Luo Heng, and his courage gradually grew.

He took out his phone, snapped a picture of Luo Heng's face, and even saved it with satisfaction after posing it at several angles.

"This guy is quite special."

Erduo stared at Luo Heng for a while, then reached out and gently touched Luo Heng's abdominal muscles.

"It feels good."

Erdo murmured, a hint of admiration in his voice.

Luo Heng: "..."

My inner monologue:

"What are you touching? You're not even sparing the corpse?!"

Although his heart was already in turmoil, Luo Heng held back and remained completely unresponsive.

However, Erduo was clearly not satisfied with this, and his gaze was soon drawn to the tail behind Luo Heng.

He reached out, pinched the tip of the tail, and then slowly stroked the tail from thin to thick.

"It's long and feels nice in the hand; it must be great to use..."

Erdo's face suddenly turned red, and his gaze became somewhat ambiguous.

Luo Heng: "..."

He screamed internally:

"Where is that supposed to be?! Can't you make a normal expression?! Stop it right now!"

Erduo was so engrossed in his own world that he was completely unaware of Luo Heng's inner turmoil.

His gaze quickly shifted to Luo Heng's crotch, a strange light gleaming in his eyes.

Luo Heng felt a chill creep up from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and alarm bells rang in his mind:

"Is this guy trying to touch me there?!"

However, Erdo gave him no time to think and reached down directly, touching him without any hesitation.

"...It's quite big."

Erdo muttered to himself, a hint of excitement in his voice.

"I never expected the Corpse Brother to have this too..."

Luo Heng's face appeared calm, but inside he was already filled with endless complaints and despair:

"What kind of ridiculous plot is this?! What are you trying to do?! Help!"

At this moment, Erdo's breathing gradually became rapid, his face turned redder and redder, and saliva even dripped from the corner of his mouth.

Just as Luo Heng felt he could no longer tolerate it and was preparing to fight back, Erduo suddenly let out a low roar and entered his beast form.

"Oh!"

Erdo's body swelled up dramatically, his muscles became even more taut, his eyes turned blood red, and he let out a low, hissing roar.

Luo Heng felt a chill run down his spine: "It's over, this guy has completely gone mad!"

Just as Erduo's gaze refocused on Luo Heng, Luo Heng suddenly sat up and roared:

"Brother, calm down! I'm a zombie brother, not a tool for you to use!"

Luo Heng quickly got up from the ground, flapped his wings and flew into the air, trying to create distance.

He gasped for breath, staring in horror at Erdo lying on the ground. Erdo looked up at him, a flicker of surprise in his eyes.

"You actually pretended to be dead?"

Erduo frowned and said, "This zombie actually has intelligence!"

As he spoke, he suddenly swung his fist at Luo Heng, trying to knock this "weird zombie brother" down.

Luo Heng quickly dodged, shouting urgently in mid-air:

"I saved you! Are you trying to kill your savior... oh no! A corpse?"

These words made Erduo pause. He was stunned for a moment, and his eyes showed a hint of doubt and contemplation as he looked at Luo Heng:

"Save me? If you really saved me, why didn't you eat me while I was unconscious?"

Luo Heng rolled his eyes inwardly, his tone tinged with helplessness:

"Do you think I'd eat a guy with more muscle than me? I just helped you out because you were injured!"

Erdo listened in silence for a while, then lowered his head to think.

Indeed, if this zombie wanted to eat people, it would have already taken advantage of him while he was unconscious.

But why would this zombie brother save him?

Suddenly, Erdo's expression changed, and an unnatural blush quickly spread across his face. He whispered:

"You saved me...you wouldn't...want me to repay your kindness with my body, would you?"

Upon hearing this, Luo Heng nearly fell off the plane.

He quickly covered his forehead, struggling to suppress his emotions of collapse:

"Help! What world have I transmigrated to? This logic is too outrageous!"

But Erdo, lying on the ground, lowered his head earnestly, his voice low and shy:

"Although we are both men, feelings can be cultivated..."

"And although you're a zombie, you have intelligence, so you're not entirely useless..."

Luo Heng felt a chill run down his spine. He decisively flapped his wings, turned around abruptly, and flew away without daring to look back.

"I can't stay in this place any longer! I need to find Bai Xiaofei and the others right away. At least the main characters are acting normally!" Luo Heng thought quickly.

Erdo, on the ground, slowly raised his head and saw that Luo Heng had already disappeared into the horizon.

He couldn't help but sigh, his face filled with helplessness and a hint of disappointment.

"As expected... Little Gourd is shy."

He took out his phone from his pocket and opened the photo he had just taken.

Looking at the "corpse brother" in the photo, with a gourd on his head and a tail, I couldn't help but smile slightly.

"So cute."

As he spoke, he set the photo as his phone wallpaper, his tone revealing a hint of doting affection:

"One day... I will make you accept me."