Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor

At the same time, Bai Xiaofei was stomped to the ground by Qiwa, spitting out a mouthful of blood, his face as pale as paper.

Seventh Brother's foot was like a heavy hammer, pressing down on Bai Xiaofei so hard he could barely breathe.

Seventh Brother looked down at Bai Xiaofei, his tone laced with sarcasm:

"Useless! You think you're so great just because you're wearing armor? Hahaha!"

At this moment, Bai Xiaofei had exhausted his killing intent and internal energy, leaving him with almost no room for counterattack.

She barely managed to lift her head to look at Seven, a hint of resentment flashing in her eyes, but mostly helplessness.

The difference in martial arts skills was too great; Bai Xiaofei was no match for Qiwa at all and could only be firmly trampled under his feet, powerless to fight back.

Seventh Brother sneered, and the red dragon on his back suddenly opened its blood-red maw, aiming straight at Bai Xiaofei's head, which had no defenses.

"Have a safe journey!"

However, just as the Red Dragon was about to bite off Bai Xiaofei's head, a destructive bullet suddenly flew from a distance, heading straight for Seventh Brother's face.

Seventh Brother reacted extremely quickly, immediately turning his head to dodge. The destructive bullet grazed his cheek and burst into a blinding flash of fire.

Seventh Brother sneered, glancing at the Yanhuang drone not far away, his tone tinged with disdain:

"Hahaha! A firearm that ignores internal energy defenses~ Too bad it's not as fast as me!"

However, before he could be smug for long, two miniature laser cannons suddenly shot from another direction, heading straight for Seventh Brother's body.

Seventh Brother leaped up swiftly, easily dodging the laser cannon attack, his tone still carrying a hint of sarcasm:

"Hahaha! Still not as fast as me!"

Bai Xiaofei immediately seized the opportunity to break free from Qiwa's feet, quickly retreated, and arrived in front of the Yanhuang drone that was attacking Qiwa.

The drone carried a black box, which, after scanning and confirming Bai Xiaofei's identity, immediately emitted a human voice:

"Bai Xiaofei, this is the Yanhuang Headquarters. We just discovered on the surveillance footage that you don't know any martial arts at all! And you're using a sword like a knife... You have a lot of strength but no skill..."

Bai Xiaofei was speechless for a moment, looking up at the drone in front of him, his tone tinged with helplessness:

"Please! I don't know any martial arts, and I don't know how to use a sword!"

The people at command didn't pursue the matter further, but quickly changed the subject:

"So we've urgently used a drone to deliver a 'super weapon box' to you. There's only one of these boxes in the entire Yanhuang, so don't break it!"

The drone slowly lowered the super weapon box and then began its introduction:

"This weapon box weighs 998 jin (approximately 449 catties). Because it is too heavy, it will hinder combat, so only a pure martial artist of around level nine can use it..."

However, martial artists who can be rated as level nine all have their own unique skills, so this box seems quite useless...

However, it's perfect for someone like you who has no martial arts skills but possesses great strength!

Bai Xiaofei looked at the weapon box in front of him with a face full of surprise, his tone tinged with excitement:

"Damn! Why didn't you bring out something this good sooner!"

The people at the Yanhuang Command ignored Bai Xiaofei's complaints and continued speaking:

"As the saying goes, the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation. You must believe that the nation will always..."

However, before he could finish speaking, Seventh Brother had already become impatient.

He immediately unleashed a sword aura at the drone, cleaving Yanhuang's drone in two.

The drone exploded in mid-air, scattering debris everywhere. Seventh Brother sneered, his tone tinged with disdain:

"Hahaha! What a piece of junk, a box? Show me what you've got!"

Upon seeing this, Bai Xiaofei immediately picked up the super weapon box and burst into laughter:

"Hahaha! Well done! My great motherland will not let me down! Let me use this high-tech box to beat the crap out of you! So... next... wait..."

Bai Xiaofei suddenly froze, his smile instantly turning to ice.

Only then did Bai Xiaofei realize what was going on with this box.

It seems the drone was destroyed by the Seventh Brother before it could even be explained!

This drone is so unreliable! Why didn't they just tell him how to use it from the beginning?

Just as Bai Xiaofei was completely bewildered, he suddenly noticed a button on the left side of the box.

Overjoyed, he immediately pressed the button, secretly anticipating what would happen next.

Will pressing it transform me into Iron Man, or will it give me some high-tech weapon? Anyway, it must be really powerful!

However, the box did not produce any high-tech weapons as he had hoped.

Instead, it started making a "BongBong" sound, emitting a strange noise.

Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, then opened his arms and burst into laughter:

"Alright! It sounds like the prelude to transformation is starting! I'm about to transform!!!"

A moment later, the box suddenly started playing the music of "Calabash Brothers," and the lights instantly shone on Bai Xiaofei. At that moment, he became the protagonist on the stage.

Bai Xiaofei was dumbfounded. What the hell was this? A square dance MP4 function?!

Seeing this, Seventh Brother was speechless, his lips twitching a few times:

"Are you kidding me...?"

Bai Xiaofei stood there awkwardly. The music grew louder and louder, and he couldn't help but sway to the rhythm a few times before suddenly realizing what was happening:

"Wait a minute! I accidentally started moving to the rhythm of the music! Is this box even reliable?!"

Just then, Bai Xiaofei suddenly noticed another button on the right side of the box.

Overjoyed, he immediately pressed the button. Surely this time there would be something serious!

"drop--"

The box made a soft sound, and then a pair of sunglasses popped out. Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, then quickly put on the sunglasses.

This time it shouldn't be wrong, right...? High-tech glasses must have some special function!

Bai Xiaofei put on his sunglasses and turned to look at Qiwa, but the sunglasses were too dark, and he couldn't see Qiwa's location at all. Bai Xiaofei was immediately a little embarrassed, but he still wouldn't let it go:

"Come on! Let me show you the power of these high-tech glasses! Tremble, little snake!"

However, just as he finished speaking, he couldn't see the road because his sunglasses were too dark.

Bai Xiaofei accidentally stepped on a stone, instantly lost his balance, and fell heavily to the ground.

"boom--!"

Because of this fall, the sunglasses were accidentally turned on, and they immediately began scanning Bai Xiaofei's retina.

"Retina authentication successful! Super Weapon Box program initiation!"

Looking at the information displayed on his sunglasses, Bai Xiaofei understood.

These glasses can be voice-controlled to operate the weapon case, and all information is displayed on the glasses!

This weapon box contains a total of 108 weapons... each weapon...

No, there are so many introductions, I'm completely overwhelmed after reading them all... Which one should I use...?

Never mind, just use whatever you like! Hmm? That's a catchy name!

"Come forth! Balala Energy! Flash Wand!"

A flashlight stick immediately popped out from the weapon box, and Seventh Brother was rushing towards him.

Bai Xiaofei immediately grabbed the flashlight and used it. The flashlight immediately emitted a blindingly bright light, illuminating the entire street.

Seeing that he was about to be surrounded by bright light, Seventh Brother calmly took a pair of sunglasses from the green dragon's mouth, put them on, and then gave Bai Xiaofei the middle finger:

"Didn't expect that, did you! I'm just asking you, aren't you angry?"