Corpse Brother: From Calabash Brothers to Corpse Emperor
Chapter 2 Policewoman Xiao Hui
Luo Heng managed to move a few steps following the signs, only to discover a fatal problem—
His limbs were so stiff.
The movement is like a rusty, broken machine; it can't run fast at all!
After taking a few steps, Luo Heng stopped helplessly.
"Holy crap, this body is so weak!"
He leaned against the wall, panting, and muttered to himself, watching the explosions coming from afar:
"Bai Xiaofei hasn't even reached this area yet. I reckon I'll barely have crawled over by the time he finishes dealing with the Corpse King! How am I supposed to compete like this?"
Seeing no hope of advancing, Luo Heng gritted his teeth and had no choice but to wait and see what happened.
"Forget it, let's wait for Bai Xiaofei to come. Playing dead is better than throwing our lives away!"
He had just adjusted his posture and was about to strike a standard "corpse lying flat" pose.
Suddenly, I heard a series of hurried footsteps.
He instinctively turned his head and saw a survivor dressed in sportswear with a terrified expression suddenly rush out of the rubble.
He ran all the way, panting heavily, and arrived in front of Luo Heng.
When the man saw Luo Heng, he was first stunned, and then his face was filled with fear.
He instinctively took a step back and shouted, trembling:
"Corpse... Brother Corpse!?"
Luo Heng had originally intended to lie down and pretend to be dead, but upon hearing these words, a complex feeling welled up inside him:
"Brother, I can barely walk, what are you afraid of?"
However, he then thought that this was a perfect opportunity for him to play dead.
As long as the other party runs away quickly, I will be safe.
So he stood there motionless.
Trying to appear lifeless, while silently praying:
Run! Run far away! Don't look back!
However, to Luo Heng's surprise, the survivor hesitated for a moment.
Realizing that Luo Heng had no intention of following, he suddenly became bolder.
He slowly took a few steps closer, carefully observing Luo Heng.
Luo Heng was speechless: "You don't really think I'm dead, do you? Run! Don't waste time!"
Unexpectedly, the man suddenly pulled out a phone and made a peace sign at Luo Heng.
I excitedly took a picture, then adjusted the angle and got even closer!
"..." Luo Heng was completely speechless.
"This guy... is here to take pictures? How am I posed like a corpse? How dare you come closer?!"
The survivor was clearly becoming more and more relaxed, and even struck a funny pose.
She put her hand on Luo Heng's shoulder and took a selfie:
"Haha, this photo is sure to go viral! This zombie looks pretty cute!"
Luo Heng: ? ? ?
"Cute my foot!"
Luo Heng roared inwardly, yet dared not move. He could only remain in the "corpse" state.
I tried my best to stay still, while secretly praying that this "selfie addict" would leave soon.
However, the survivor wasn't satisfied after taking the picture; he actually reached out and pinched Luo Heng's cheek.
"Hey, it's pretty bouncy! This zombie is of good quality!"
The veins on Luo Heng's forehead were about to burst.
"Pinch me again, and I don't care if you're human or not, I'll definitely swat you away with my claws!"
Just as Luo Heng was about to reach his breaking point, bursts of gunfire rang out in the distance.
The survivor paused for a moment, then hurriedly turned around.
Seeing the shadowy figure of the zombie approaching through the smoke and dust, his expression changed drastically, and he turned and ran:
"Holy crap, the zombies are here! I'd better run!"
Watching the survivors run away, Luo Heng finally breathed a sigh of relief, his heart filled with complex emotions:
"As expected, human curiosity really does kill people... no, it kills zombies!"
He shook his head, silently making up his mind:
"This body is too weak, I need to find a way to become stronger quickly."
Otherwise, if these scoundrels really manage to kill me next time, I won't even be able to explain myself!
The gunfire from afar grew more rapid, and Luo Heng looked up.
A woman in a police uniform was seen desperately firing her gun to stop the zombies from pursuing her.
Her movements were swift and decisive, and every shot hit its target precisely.
However, these zombies were not completely eliminated; their movements were only temporarily halted.
He then continued to stagger closer to her.
"Is that Xiao Hui?" Luo Heng immediately recognized the person in front of him.
Xiao Hui is a popular character in "Corpse Brother," with a hot figure and great looks.
She is a top beauty in the human camp.
At this moment, she was clearly in a predicament.
Seeing the zombies gradually closing in, Xiao Hui frowned, decisively changed direction, and tried to escape.
She gritted her teeth and ran wildly, stopping right in front of the ruins where Luo Heng was, slightly out of breath.
Luo Heng was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, but his eyes were secretly glancing at Xiao Hui.
Wow, that figure, that face, that chest... I'm in love!
He couldn't help but swallow hard, his expression instantly switching from "corpse" to "pervert mode".
However, Xiao Hui, who was on alert, seemed to have noticed something.
She turned around abruptly, her gaze sweeping warily over Luo Heng.
The gun in his hand immediately turned around, the dark muzzle pointing directly at his forehead.
Luo Heng was so frightened that his heart almost stopped, and he quickly put away his lecherous expression.
He rearranged himself into a lifeless "corpse" pose, screaming inwardly:
"Calm down! I'm just a zombie passing by! Watch my acting, now you believe me!"
Xiao Hui frowned, her eyes full of doubt.
She had just clearly felt a lewd expression on the zombie's face.
But now it looks like an ordinary corpse.
She couldn't help but mutter to herself:
"Could I be seeing things? This zombie can even make expressions?"
To verify, she slowly moved to Luo Heng's side and tentatively made a "bang" sound as if a gun had been fired.
Luo Heng heard everything clearly, but dared not move an inch, his mind in turmoil.
"Are you kidding me? Can't you respect his intelligence, you jerk!"
I've practically turned my act of being dead into art, so hurry up and run!
Xiao Hui stared at Luo Heng for a while, and only breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that he had no reaction. She muttered to herself:
"It seems I really misjudged it."
She stood up, scanned her surroundings warily, and readjusted her posture to prepare for retreat.
Luo Heng remained motionless, but inwardly he was on the verge of collapse.
"Big sister, let's go! This place is about to turn into a battlefield, and I, a weak zombie, can't withstand your shot!"
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