The Beast King's Little Wife
Chapter 053: On How to Roll on the Grass with a Female
"Tiger Tooth, I am a proper woman."
Lin Dujuan smiled, but then uttered such a serious statement. Huya was taken aback, "Huh, serious? What the heck is 'serious'?"
Lin Dujuan raised her chin, twisted her slender waist, and wrapped her arms around the man's neck. "That's right, I'm a serious and proper woman who doesn't casually agree to dates."
As she spoke, she gently poked Tiger Tooth's face and chest with her finger, "For example, I wouldn't have agreed to go out with you just now. And, for example, I wouldn't have agreed to have a baby with you right now. I'm a respectable woman, how can I have a baby with someone so casually? And..."
At this point, Lin Dujuan smiled slightly.
He blinked at Huya.
"I remember there are still about eighty days until your coming-of-age ceremony. That means we can't be together before then."
Her fingers traced lines on his chest again.
This man has a really hard chest.
Also, what's up with your pectoral muscles?
Why is it so hard and so smooth?
And why is the fur on this so dense? Are you a beastman or a wild animal?!
She was just poking and scratching unconsciously, occasionally tugging at her little hairs. But her canine teeth were bothering her.
The little female's fingers are like magic.
Every spot that's been scratched or poked feels itchy and tingly.
More importantly, she was so close to me, speaking in such a serious tone, yet her actions were so flirtatious and provocative…
"Wife... I feel terrible..."
He grabbed her and pressed her close to his body. Tiger Tooth rubbed against her playfully, whimpering, expressing his intense dissatisfaction.
Lin Dujuan blinked. "Oh, you're feeling unwell? If you're feeling unwell, why do you need me to do anything?"
"What can I do?" Tiger Tooth gritted his teeth, thinking how could his wife be so wicked.
"Uh, huh, Tiger Tooth, listen to me, what if you're really feeling uncomfortable? Come on, let me teach you how to solve it."
Lin Dujuan's eyes darted around. A mischievous smile crept onto her face.
"You put your hand on your brother. Yes, that's it, spread your fingers, then clench them. Yes, that's it, then, up and down, up and down... one two... one two... good, do it in rhythm. Oak, that's it, great, you can continue here..."
Watching his wife run off into the distance, Tiger Tooth realized he had been tricked.
"Woman, you dare to tease me, and you call that serious and proper? You, you..."
Just then, two men emerged from the edge of the woods in the distance.
"Tiger Tooth, are you really that unlucky? Sigh, as expected, you have to use your hands to solve this too."
Tiger Fang's eyes widened, "I'm not..."
I was just following my wife's instructions; I was simply doing the movements she taught me...
"Tiger Teeth, we're both male, you know, you know. We use our hands sometimes too. So bro, there's really nothing shameful about it. Go ahead and do it, it's normal."
Another, slightly thinner man encouraged Tiger Tooth in a tone that suggested they were kindred spirits.
This really infuriated Huya.
“I’m really not. I…don’t need it.”
However, the other tall man shook his head vehemently.
"No, no, brother, you need it. When the time comes, this kind of thing is indispensable. Besides, females sometimes throw tantrums and use their hands; it's not shameful."
Well, looking at these two people who clearly prefer using their hands, Tiger Tooth had nothing to say.
Arguing with them feels like a waste of breath.
However, after this incident, Huya roughly understood something about his wife: whenever she talks about serious and earnest things, that's when she's being really wicked.
“My wife always teases me, this is wrong, it won’t do, I must change this.”
Thinking about all this, Huya felt that he couldn't always be the one being flirted with.
He had to suppress his anger and flirt with the female. Otherwise, his wife would rebel. According to the old man, women shouldn't be spoiled, pampered, or indulged. Although what the old man said sounded a bit like nonsense, the fact that the female was flirting with him today and wasn't taking responsibility for calming him down made Tiger Tooth decide that he had to flirt with her too. This concerned his male dignity; it would be best to conquer her in bed!
With this idea in mind, Huya decided that it would be best to win over his wife as soon as possible.
To win over a wife, you definitely need to learn this.
Therefore, Huya did not go back with Lin Dujuan, but instead turned around and ran to the village to ask someone suitable.
Who to look for?
Just as Huya was struggling with this, he happened to run into a sheep coming out from there.
"How do you deal with females? Tiger Fang, you've come to the right person. I have the most experience dealing with females. With females, you have to be gentle. Just show her some care and ask her how she is. And occasionally, wink at her, and she'll obediently follow you to roll in the grass."
Huya said, "Is it that simple? I also wink at my wife and show her more care. As for being gentle, I'm very gentle too. But she still won't be with me."
The sheep felt uncomfortable when its concerns were questioned.
"Tiger Tooth, the gentleness I'm talking about is just the right amount of gentleness. As for your eyes, I don't mean constantly throwing you flirty glances. It's more like this, take a look..."
As she spoke, the sheep gazed affectionately at Tiger Fang with her captivating eyes. Her tender gaze sent shivers down Tiger Fang's spine.
"Don't look at me like that. It's too much for me. It's like I'm your gentlest female."
The sheep gloated. "So, you should learn from me, to have a gentleness that comes from within. Otherwise, why would a female go rolling in the grass with you?"
Having learned this trick, Huya was about to turn back.
But then he encountered a friend named Gongji, who had a somewhat domineering personality. This skinny man had a very fiery temper.
Ever since he found that petite female chicken, he's been monopolizing her, spending all his time indoors having babies. Because of this, he hardly goes hunting anymore.
"Want to roll around on the grass with a female? It's simple. Just drop a piece of food in front of her. Watch her eat it, then from behind, just bend her over and roll around..."
"Ah, that's even simpler. But what if the female gets angry?"
Huya is conflicted; his wife's temper seems difficult to handle.
"angry?"
However, Gongji scoffed.
"Let me tell you a fact: females may say 'no, no,' but their bodies will always tell you how much they want it, how much they want it more... What a female says at that moment is always the opposite..." (Recommended: Li Sanye's thrilling suspense novel, *The Tomb Raider's Tale: A Thrilling Adventure*)
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