The Beast King's Little Wife

"Please wash your hands before the banquet begins."

Cao Guo started muttering again, "Your daughter-in-law is such a hassle."

Tiger Doesn't Fall is secretly enjoying himself right now.

His daughter-in-law brings him honor, and so does he, the village chief and father-in-law.

Meanwhile, Tiger was having a great time.

He's usually a stubborn old man.

But now, looking at this huge pile of delicious food, and hearing the envious comments from others, it's almost painful.

"Tiger Head, is this your wife, Tiger Tooth? I didn't expect her to be such a good cook."

Tiger twitched his beard and said, "That's right, the wife my Tiger Tooth found is actually a cooking expert."

When Huya picked up Lin Dujuan, there was a lot of criticism.

I think it's really too frustrating for someone like Huya to have a partner who's completely unfamiliar with him.

However, now, many people looking at this table of exquisite, beautiful, and tempting food no longer feel schadenfreude, but instead feel only envy, jealousy, and hatred.

“You old man, I’ll have to let my grandson go out for a stroll sometime. If he’s lucky, he might find a good wife.”

The man's teeth ached even more, and he muttered under his breath. Tiger, however, only became more smug.

"So many people in our village are looking for wives outside the village? But of those wives they find, besides being able to have children, how many of them can cook and be as vain as my wife with tiger teeth!"

In Tiger's eyes, Lin Dujuan's elaborate plating was a form of vanity. But even if it was vanity, she was still his granddaughter-in-law. Vanity, too, was a sophisticated kind of beauty!

"I'm not going to talk to you, you stubborn old man. I need to go wash my hands right now."

For the sake of the delicious food, everyone lined up obediently and washed their hands one by one.

Meanwhile, Aguye, who had been waiting for a long time, was in charge of supervising.

"No, you need to rub your hands together more, and use wood ash to make sure there's a strong smell, otherwise it will affect the taste of the food."

Upon hearing this, the man thought, "Oh, so that's another story." He decided to wash it, figuring he could just scrub it a few more times.

Someone rubbed their hands a little harder and then happily came up to Aguye, "Yezi, smell this, don't my hands smell nice now?"

Aguye sneered and slapped him across the face.

"Does it smell as good as the food on the table?"

The man looked distressed. "No."

Someone quickly chimed in, "Why aren't you showing off? Hurry up and get over there, don't block the way."

Watching this scene from afar, Lin Dujuan secretly rejoiced.

It seems that, tempted by the delicious food, this group has begun to develop a basic awareness of queuing. Good, very good. The best and fastest way to teach this bunch of uncivilized, primitive humans is to hit their sweet spot and get them to order food!

Lin Dujuan only raised her hand after everyone had washed their hands.

Not far away, Aguhua quickly came over carrying a large basket of long sticks.

"Huh, what are you doing? Using sticks to roast meat?"

Someone asked, puzzled.

"I know I know."

Niya quickly raised his hand and excitedly began to explain.

"This thing is used to hold food. I've seen Tiger Tooth's wife eat like this before."

Everyone's faces darkened. "Eat with sticks!"

At this moment, Lin Dujuan gave Niya a thumbs up, "That's right, Uncle Niya is absolutely right. These are chopsticks, and we'll have to use them to eat today. Of course, in the future, when we hold banquets like this in our family, everyone must use chopsticks to pick up food. If you don't follow the rules, you'll be blacklisted by our family and never be entertained again."

Everyone was dumbfounded once again.

"The grass-fruit monkey asked anxiously."

What is a blacklist?

Lin Dujuan's gentle smile vanished.

Instead, a serious expression appeared.

"The so-called blacklisted users are those I, Lin Dujuan, have added to my list of users I will never receive."

At this moment, Huya strode over to her side and said, "You will also be blacklisted by me, Huya."

Tiger Mom glanced around and realized that at this moment, the whole family had to side with their daughter-in-law. So, she grabbed Tiger Bu Luo and stepped forward, saying, "If she doesn't follow the rules, she'll be put on our 'never entertaining' list."

Everyone turned to look at Hu Buluo, who merely nodded coldly. His dangerous gaze swept over everyone present.

At that moment, everyone understood that if they didn't follow Hu Buluo's daughter-in-law's decision, they would also be added to Hu Buluo's list of people he would never entertain.

"Ow..."

Tiger Cub and Tiger Sister were also howling loudly on the side.

A little white creature, its mouth still greasy, appeared out of nowhere and waved its tiny paws at everyone present. The message was clear: if you don't obey, I'll beat you up!

Although everyone felt awkward, they gave in to the sight of all the delicious food they had never tried before. Therefore, many nodded in agreement to Lin Dujuan's proposed conditions.

Seeing that everyone agreed, Lin Dujuan clapped her hands.

"Alright, let's sit down in groups now. Since this is our first time, we have limited food and tables and chairs. So, each group can only finish eating before the next group comes in. Now, start lining up. Those in front, please sit down over here to eat. No squatting or standing while eating. We need to follow etiquette and rules, right?"

Those at the front of the line were now happy.

"Haha, I'm in front, I'm in front!"

Those behind them wore long faces and kept craning their necks to count the chairs.

"One, two, three... fifteen... twenty..."

But after counting them, there were only twenty chairs.

"Oh dear, if I had known that Huya's family was short of chairs and tables, I should have made more and sent them to your family."

Someone began to wail miserably. The sound was even more pitiful than that of someone who had lost their parents.

Everyone looked over and saw that it was the Mu Gong brothers standing at the very back.

"Haha, seeing Brother Mu Gong still behind me makes me feel like this life is still pretty perfect," the unscrupulous man sneered smugly.

"Brother Mu Gong, you can make more tables and chairs to give to Huya's family in the future, so we can have fewer queues." This was someone in a similar position to Mu Gong.

"I absolutely support Brother Mu Gong in sending more to the Huya family!" This was someone even more enthusiastic than Mu Gong, raising their hands and feet, practically ready to cheer and bang on drums.

"Line up, line up, even I, an old man, am in line!" Tiger shouted, his beard sticking up so high it almost reached the sky.

The group of old men who were close to him were now feeling a pang of sadness just looking at him.

Some people even hummed, "I definitely, I absolutely have to let my grandson go outside for a stroll..."

"Why?" someone asked curiously.

"Why? I found my wife, Tiger Tooth." The man emphasized the word "found."

In this way, everyone understood.

"Yes, I should also let my grandson go outside for a stroll..."

The group of people who had sat down in front of them, after finally being given chopsticks, began to frantically poke at the food they wanted...