The Emperor gave too much, and the system, dissatisfied, has turned evil.

Chapter 692 Brother, I'll let you kiss me in exchange for me stabbing you, okay?

A cold wind howled.

Amidst a field of overgrown weeds.

A girl dressed in purple was squatting on the ground with her hands wrapped around her knees. Her slender shoulders trembled slightly as she let out soft sobs.

The crying, a soft, mournful sound, was quite noticeable in this desolate wilderness.

Because she was looking down, her face was not visible.

"Don't you dare run away!"

"Ouch~".

The moment the girl came into Li Congxin's sight, he, who had been chasing after her relentlessly, suddenly stumbled and fell to the ground. Forgetting that he was a supreme god, he lay sprawled on the ground, wincing in pain.

"See, host, you have to do a mission."

"Otherwise, you're pretty useless."

The white goose, who had also forgotten that Li Congxin was now the creator of all things in heaven and earth, ran back and lay down beside him: [Ding! Notification: During your recent run, your broken rib punctured your lung.]

Li Congxin raised his hand as if dying...

boom!

The stone in his hand slammed heavily onto the goose's head.

"Haha, so this is where it is."

Just then, an excited voice rang out.

Not far away, a young man carrying a sword appeared, searching for her. When he saw the girl squatting on the ground crying, his face lit up with joy. "Oh, the little devil from Tianxiang Peak, so you're crying here."

"Haha, how helpless I feel."

"Tao Yaoyao, do you really not want to go to my Hehuan Sect? Since you have no other way out, you might as well surrender obediently."

The man, with a frivolous expression, made a few jokes and then walked toward the girl with an air of certainty.

The young girl, Tao Yaoyao, was only at the third level of Qi Refining, while Liu Bo'er was at the fifth level of Qi Refining.

【Ding! 】

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"Ding your mother!"

boom!

As Li Congxin lay sprawled on the ground, in his dying moments, he raised his hand and smashed a rock into the head of the large white goose, driving its beak straight into the ground. "Hahaha."

As Liu Bo stepped forward, he leered, "She's so pitiful, tsk tsk~, such a beautiful little girl, so white, so tender, so fresh, she must be very moist too."

"Hey!"

But he looked regretful: "It's a pity that the elders only want virgins, perfect ones without any flaws. Otherwise, I, Liu Bo'er, would really like to have a taste first."

When he was about three meters away from the girl, she suddenly looked up.

There wasn't a single tear on her moon-like face; instead, she wore a charming smile, and her bright eyes sparkled with mischievous brilliance.

Liu Bo stopped in his tracks, immediately becoming wary.

But it was too late.

Tao Yaoyao winked mischievously, "Liu Bo'er, you've fallen for it!" The moment had arrived; she pressed her hands down on the ground. Whoosh—

A bright red mist suddenly rose from the nearby area.

"not good!"

Liu Bo, who had been so confident just moments before, was startled and tried to escape the fog, but it was too late.

It turns out she had set up a trap to lure him in.

next moment.

In the mist, Tao Yaoyao stood there charmingly, speaking in a coquettish, otherworldly dialect, "Brother, I'll let you kiss me in exchange for me stabbing you, okay?"

"Brother, brother~"

"What you're thinking..."

Liu Bo quickly calmed himself down.

"Beautiful, ah, so beautiful."

But he only lasted two seconds before revealing a lecherous face, his crooked mouth drooling: "Yes, yes~." Lost in the illusion, he walked towards Tao Yaoyao with a silly grin.

"You stinking pig, you still want to catch me?"

Tao Yaoyao scoffed: "You won't be able to kiss me anymore..."

When Liu Bo stumbled towards her, a short sword had already appeared in her hand. Her expression turned cold, and without hesitation, she plunged the sword into Liu Zhi's stomach. Then, her eyes flashed with icy light, and with a forceful pull, the sword ripped open—

Li Congxin, who was lying on the ground not far away, and the white goose exchanged a glance.

"Hi~!"

Then, as if shaking off urine, both the man and the goose trembled violently.

"You call this a girl in distress?"

Li Congxin glanced at the white goose with suspicion. Had this idiot completely gone mad? I've been beaten up for ten thousand years, and I've gone insane. Has the system gone mad too? Aren't you the one who's been slashed in the stomach and whose intestines are spilling out the whole place? That's what you call a real disaster, right?

"There's another one lying in ambush!"

At this moment, Tao Yaoyao's eyebrows furrowed, and she suddenly looked towards Li Congxin.

However, his expression relaxed again.

Fortunately, that person happened to be within the range of the maze I had carefully set up.

"We will avenge the deep-seated hatred of Tianxiang Peak as much as we can."

She gently bit her lip, her murderous aura vanished, she adjusted her mindset, and struck an S-shaped stance. In her otherworldly dialect, she said to Li Congxin in a coquettish voice, "Brother, I'll let you kiss me in exchange for me stabbing you, okay?"

"Come here."

"Brother, brother~" Li Congxin stood up in a flash.

Be in high spirits.

He limped over, supporting his aching back, saying, "Don't shout, Dad's here."

【Ding! 】

[Note: Although this system is not in good mental condition, it has detected that the host's mental state is now even worse, completely split, or what is commonly known as madness.]

The large white goose followed behind, reminding him: "Host, this is the mission objective. Don't kill her!"

"Fuck off!"

He was kicked away by Li Congxin's heel without looking back.

immediately.

Li Congxin grinned and smirked.

"Yo yo~".

"A beautiful woman of sixteen or seventeen, her body as soft as butter, her waist as swift as a sword to slay mortals. Though I have never seen a head fall, she has gradually drained your spirit!"

"Yo yo~".

"A beautiful woman's lips are as red as cinnabar, her enchanting tongue ensnares a foolish man. His soul flies away without a trace of blood, and even a hero regrets his actions when his bones are already broken!"

He rapped as he walked forward, limping and staggering.

Tao Yaoyao was taken aback; the other party's sudden and even more flirtatious behavior caught her off guard.

When Li Congxin walked up to her, she quickly regained her composure, a cold glint flashing in her eyes.

"You son of a bitch, you old geezer, you're dead."

With a single thrust of his short sword, he aimed for Li Congxin's lower side.

But immediately, she looked up at Li Congxin in front of her, her bright eyes filled with surprise.

Below, Li Congxin had somehow extended two fingers and pinched her sword.

He grinned at her, his breath reeking of a mouth that hadn't been washed in ages, making Tao Yaoyao's eyes dart around.

Li Congxin was currently in a lower realm. Although he was delirious and had even forgotten his own cultivation level, unaware of how terrifying he was, Tao Yaoyao was only at the Qi Refining stage. How could she possibly harm him?

"Hehe~"

Li Congxin tried to pull the sword back with two fingers but failed. Tao Yaoyao could only force a smile to express her embarrassment and apology.

"Brother~"

I just hope her illusion array still has some effect.

However, mere array formations and charm techniques were utterly ineffective against someone like Li Congxin.

next moment.

"You dare to stab me in the back!" Li Congxin suddenly went berserk, reaching out his other hand and grabbing the girl's delicate nose.

"Your name is Tao Yaoyao, right?"

Li Congxin pinched her nose: "With a name like that, you actually think you can stab this old man?"

Having been forced into this magical space for ten thousand years, Li Congxin felt he must be very old, so he spoke in an old-fashioned manner. After speaking, he grabbed Tao Yaoyao's nose and pulled her to the left.

"Hmm~"

Tao Yaoyao cried out in pain, like a newborn calf encountering a tiger, and could only stubbornly follow Li Congxin's hand.

Li Congxin pulled it to the right again.

Tao Yaoyao, with her small body hunched over, ran to the right again, crying out repeatedly, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong."

"Hmm~"

She clutched Li Congxin's hands in pain, tears streaming uncontrollably from her eyes. This was the first time in her life she had ever seen a cultivator use this move in combat.

Li Congxin chuckled: "Where did I go wrong?"

Tao Yaoyao cried out, "I shouldn't have plotted against you."

"What's wrong with plotting against someone? What's wrong with that?"

Li Congxin, who had been beaten up for ten thousand years, didn't care about this at all and reprimanded, "I'm so old, how can you call me brother?"

Tao Yaoyao immediately understood: "Senior, I was wrong. I should call you Grandpa, a senior like you."

"wrong."

Li Congxin pinched his nose and pulled it to the left again: "You have to call me Dad."

He yelled, "If you don't yell, I'll kill your father!"

Unreasonable: "And your father's father too."

"Ugh." Tao Yaoyao, who was being led by the nose, was completely devastated. She was really unlucky to have met a lunatic today.

"^Okay, such a cute girl, if I punch her in the eye, I wonder if she'll turn into a panda~."

Li Congxin laughed again, looking like a silly goose.

"Fuck!"

Suddenly, my hand slipped, and two fingers slipped from my grasp, falling off that delicate nose.

Tao Yaoyao felt as if she had been granted a pardon, and she covered her nose with both hands and retreated wildly.

"It's so slippery~."

Li Congxin looked pleased, but immediately shook his hand in disgust, rubbing his fingers on his tattered clothes. Damn it, no wonder it was so slippery; it turned out he had pulled his hand full of snot.

"Ouch."

Then, he sat on the ground, grimacing and groaning. Herding cattle was indeed hard work; his broken ribs were piercing his lungs, and he was in pain and short of breath with every movement.

With tears still welling up in her eyes, Tao Yaoyao finally took a closer look at the old man in front of her.

This person was injured!

This man, dressed in tattered clothes with graying temples, actually possessed the air of a master, yet his behavior was so erratic that he must be an old, wicked dog from the Hehuan Sect!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but show resentment and panic.

Even if this person is injured, I am no match for him at all. Today, I am afraid I will not be able to escape the clutches of the Hehuan Sect.

"Second brother!"

"Bo'er, Bo'er."

Just then, another person's shout rang out in the distance.