Transmigration: I, the Dragon Overlord, start by protecting my beautiful bride!

"Long Aotian, I'm pregnant."

"Let's break up. The child isn't yours."

The two short sentences struck him like a bolt from the blue. The man on the other end of the phone was stunned. His long-unstyled black hair fell over his forehead, obscuring his eyes, but it couldn't stop the tears from falling.

"Pinru, I wish you happiness in the future." After holding it in for a long time, the man finally managed to squeeze out this pathetic sentence through gritted teeth.

"No, don't hang up." The woman on the other end of the phone suddenly became breathless and flushed. "If you hang up, he won't love me anymore..."

"Fuck you!"

The man had a long face, but he still had some spirit. After cursing, he smashed the fruit phone, worth 8848 yuan, to pieces.

He leaned against the corner of the wall and slowly slumped down.

The good weather outside gradually turned from bright to dark, from a golden dusk to a thick, impenetrable night...

His name is Long Aotian, he is 33 years old and works as an online novelist.

But he wasn't the kind of well-known online novelist; he was an online novelist who struggled to make ends meet.

Due to the rapid changes in the online literature era, his era has passed...

So now he's in his thirties, but he's accomplished nothing, and his girlfriend was recently stolen by a rich young man...

"Drip drip..."

The computer screen in the study suddenly lit up, and the noise spurred the man, who had lost all will to fight, to get up from the floor again.

"Aotian, I know your grandmother just passed away recently, and I want to give you time. But you also need to know that if you don't want to do it, there are plenty of others who will!" The caller was his editor. "Your writing style is outdated. People now prefer mindless, fast-paced time-travel novels! Let bygones be bygones, and get your act together! Seven days! Give me a fresh start within seven days..."

"Seven days?"

Long Aotian stood up, walked to the window, and clenched his fist in anger as he looked at the bustling night view of X City. His heart was filled with mixed emotions! Once upon a time, he had also made the bold statement: "I can hold the sun and moon in my hands and pluck the stars from the sky. There is no one like me in this world!"

That's right, this time, he's determined to make a triumphant return! He'll show everyone how Long Aotian can turn the world upside down with a flick of his wrist!

"Guru Guru~"

Suddenly, a strong urge to defecate struck him, and Long Aotian clutched his stomach and immediately ran into the toilet.

He had just taken off his pants and sat down, wanting to relieve himself, but after holding it in for a long time, the unspeakable discomfort of middle age prevented him from doing so...

But when he thought of the bold words he had just made, a surge of immense power welled up in his heart and in his sphincter muscles!

That indomitable fighting spirit, and the beautiful vision of overcoming countless hardships and finally returning to the peak, in his excitement, he shouted out the famous saying of Xiang Yu, the King of Chu:

"Your fate is in your own hands, not in the heavens!"

Its momentum was overwhelming and unstoppable!

Long Aotian achieved his goal through unwavering faith.

But the hemorrhoids inside his body had also prolapsed...

A legendary figure in the online novel world, a genius who pioneered the "perverted protagonist" genre, made a comeback before even starting, only to die before achieving his goal, perishing in his own bathroom...

Time flows on,

Mental travel

After the endless darkness, a cacophony of sounds gradually reached Long Aotian's ears...

Celestial dynasty.

Inside the city of Qianzhou, there is a restaurant called Ruyi Restaurant.

"Shen Congxin, are you alright?"

"Ok?"

Long Aotian opened his eyes groggily, only to be met with an extremely ugly face!

"Ata!"

Without saying a word, Long Aotian threw a heavy punch, turning his opponent's eye black and blue!

"Shen, you coward, what are you doing?!" The man, dressed in ancient costume, with a mole on his lip, looked to be in his forties and had the physique of a pig about to be slaughtered. He was currently covering one eye and wailing, "I didn't do anything to you, why are you hitting me!"

Upon hearing the other person's words, Long Aotian's first reaction was, "Shen Congxin? Who is that?"

"What Shen Congxin? My name is Long Aotian!"

"What Long Aotian?" The man stepped forward and slapped Long Aotian across the face, then ripped the token from his waist and held it in front of him. "See this? Zhenye Division, Shen Congxin!"

Although Long Aotian had been slapped, he wasn't angry. His face stung, and the token felt heavy and real...

"I...time traveled?!?!"

"Time travel? What time travel? I think you've gone mad because your wife was stolen!"

Long Aotian was stunned, and said in surprise, "His wife was stolen?!?!"

The man began to look at Long Aotian warily, his eyes either looking at a madman or a fool!

"Lord Shen, how could you have forgotten about this in just the time it takes to drink a few cups of wine?"

Just as Long Aotian hesitated, unsure how to answer, a sudden, unbearable pain shot through his head, followed by a memory that did not belong to him, which violently entered his mind.

Sure enough, in a time-travel drama, memories may be late, but they arrive eventually!

In this world, his name is not Long Aotian, but Shen Congxin!

Damn it, which half of 500 people chose this name? No wonder that person calls himself Shen the Coward.

"From the heart" and "from the heart" together just sound like "cowardly"...

Shen Congxin belonged to the Zhenye Division and held the position of Chief Inspector. He was a seventh-rank official in the Celestial Empire, a relatively low-ranking position with an annual salary of forty-five taels of silver.

There was a beautiful woman in the family, Shen Juanxin, who was originally a lady from a respectable family. Unfortunately, her family fell into decline. Because Shen Juanxin and her father were close friends despite their age difference, her father entrusted his daughter to her before his death.

Damn, this kid got a huge bargain...

Long Aotian was thinking this, still not fully transitioning from his original role.

But Shen Juanxin never looked up to him, because although Shen Congxin held a seventh-rank official position, he indulged in all sorts of vices, including drinking, gambling, and whoring, which ruined his reputation. As a result, he was unable to enjoy the company of beautiful women around him.

To make matters worse, his beautiful wife has recently caught the eye of his boss, Lin Boguang, one of the Hundred Circuit Inspectors.

He was constantly suppressed by her, and even watched as his wife grew closer to his boss, yet he didn't dare utter a single word. He didn't even go home, deliberately hiding outside, which was utterly despicable...

Shen the coward, truly deserves the title...

"Manager Jin, how could I not remember this? Can't you tell I'm furious right now?" Long Aotian put on a smiling face, but the smile was more like a grimace, giving Manager Jin goosebumps.

He was really angry.

"Don't be angry, go home now." Without another word, Manager Jin kicked him out of the shop.

Although Long Aotian hadn't been drinking, Shen Congxin was already quite drunk, and even if he wanted to sober up, it would be difficult for him...

And so, Long Aotian staggered and swayed all the way to the door of the house he remembered.

The house is not large, just a small courtyard and a few dilapidated tile-roofed houses, but the area in front of and outside the house is kept very clean.

Actually, when Shen Congxin lived alone, this place was overgrown with weeds and looked like a dilapidated beggar's dwelling. But since Shen Juanxin married him, although they didn't have a marital relationship, she took care of this "home" day and night.

Just as he was about to push the door open, he heard a conversation between a man and a woman inside:

"I'm telling you, Juanxin, this matter can't be delayed. If you don't agree to my request, how will you live the rest of your life?" The speaker was extremely shameless and vulgar. Without even looking, you could tell it was his superior, Lin Boguang, a beast in human clothing and a wolf in sheep's clothing!

"Lord Lin, please allow me to think about this matter. I..." A woman's voice rang out, a voice that was intellectual and gentle, clearly that of a lady from a respectable family!

Without a doubt, it must be his wife Shen Juanxin, who despises him!

But before Shen Juanxin could finish speaking, Long Aotian angrily pushed open the door and rushed in, punching his superior Tian Boguang to the ground without saying a word!

As the saying goes, alcohol emboldens cowards. My buddy was down on his luck in real life, so he became a sycophant, an ATM, and a sycophant. His girlfriend was even snatched away by a rich guy with a mere flick of his wrist.

Do you think you can bully me here?!

Long Aotian, who usually gets drunk after just a couple of drinks, drank more alcohol than he could drink in a year today, and it was all strong liquor!

Now I'm in full battle mode, I have thirteen cards, you think you can kill me, Long Aotian? (Sorry, wrong scene.)

In the blink of an eye, the two exchanged several punches. Although Long Aotian was drunk, his wild, unrestrained punches were still exceptionally fierce, and he briefly gained the upper hand.

After five rounds, Long Aotian was pinned to the ground and beaten by Lin Boguang, with basically no power to fight back. Lin Boguang even grabbed both of Long Aotian's hands with one hand, giving him a one-sided and domineering beating.

There's nothing we can do about it. After all, Long Aotian is a complete weakling, and now that he's drunk, he naturally has no fighting ability.

His superior, Lin Boguang, must have some ability to rise to the position of centurion.