"This beast planet is really backward. I almost froze to death when I first transmigrated here. Luckily, I was a top student in civil engineering before I got sick, so I know how to build houses and fireplaces. Otherwise, I really wouldn't have been able to survive a single day in this shitty world. On the other hand, you seem to be living a very comfortable life. You didn't transmigrate into the body of a human from Earth, did you? That would be too wonderful!"

Earth is, after all, a modern civilized society!

This planet is a primitive society!

"Huh? You transmigrated into a beastman?" Ye Su asked incredulously.

"What else?" Lan sighed helplessly.

"Then what is your true form...?" Ye Su asked curiously.

"Let me show you." As soon as Lan finished speaking, she transformed into a black cat in front of Ye Su.

Ye Su was completely dumbfounded.

"Wow! It's a cat!" Ye Su exclaimed.

Upon hearing Ye Su's words, Lan immediately changed her body back to normal.

Then he raised his hand and patted the cat ears that hadn't retracted yet. After retracting the cat ears, he shook his head. "Cats are a species with a very low food chain among land beastmen. They don't have much of a voice in the tribe."

When talking about her background, Lan looked helpless.

"But being a cat-human is so cool! Earthlings are nice, but they don't have any special abilities, and worse, there's nothing to eat on Earth!" Ye Su wasn't envious at all of her transmigrating to Earth. "More importantly, on Earth, they practice polyandry..."

"Holy crap! Is there really such a good thing?" Lan was excited as soon as she heard this, her eyes shining brightly.

Seeing this, Ye Su was somewhat confused. "Um... is this a good thing?"

"Isn't this a good thing?" Lan looked at Ye Su incredulously. "Goodness! You're just hogging the spot without doing anything!"

"...Can you speak more politely?" Ye Su asked, exasperated.

"Oh! That's the analogy, isn't it? Look at China, men always think about keeping the home fires burning while having affairs on the side. But if a woman has that thought, she's considered a bastard. But on Earth, women can have multiple husbands, doesn't that elevate the status of women?" Lan thought that kind of life was simply wonderful. "Although the orc world also has multiple husbands, women there suffer a lot. Female orcs are more purely used as breeding tools."

"Actually, it's the same on Earth. We're also treated as breeding machines," Ye Su said, giving a brief overview of Earth's situation.

"So all the irrationality is because of insufficient fertility. We women really have it tough, tough everywhere. No wonder you don't want to find more husbands. Having more husbands means suffering through childbirth more times." Lan looked at Ye Su with a knowing smile. "But it's better on the Beast Planet. There are no mandatory laws requiring you to marry and have children, as long as you can support yourself. Like me, at first no one wanted to marry me because I'm the weakest cat-human! They were afraid I would die during childbirth, so marrying me would be a waste. Later, I discovered that there are many things we humans can eat that the beastmen can't, and they don't know how to build houses, so I went out and lived alone. Although the beastman world is full of dangers, I can support myself and don't have to bear the risk of dying during childbirth."

Lan described her life in the years after she transmigrated to Ye Su, making Ye Su so envious that he drooled.

"Wow! What does a lobster the size of an arm taste like?" Ye Su was so engrossed that her mouth was practically watering.

"So bouncy! One bite and it's so chewy and sweet, absolutely delicious. If you could dip it in vinegar, it would taste even better." Lan thought about how she was from the coast in China and had eaten a lot of seafood, so she couldn't help but swallow her saliva when she mentioned seafood.

"Mmm! Especially when you just blanch fresh seafood and then dip it in a dish of vinegar, the taste is just indescribable." Ye Su nodded vigorously in agreement.

"Holy crap! You've gone into so much detail, you're also... from W City?" They're from the same province, they can't possibly be from the same city too!

"Oh, you too?" Ye Su was dumbfounded again.

"Yes, that's me!" Lan exclaimed excitedly, standing up. "I'm from L City, W City!"

"Me too!" Ye Su also stood up excitedly.

"Holy crap, what a coincidence! What was your original name?" Lan asked excitedly.

"Your name is Ye Su. What about you?" Ye Su had always been called Ye Su, so she wasn't too uncomfortable with others calling her Su Su.

"My name is Lin Lan," Lan replied.

"Wow! We're so destined to be together! It wouldn't be right if we didn't become sworn sisters! From now on, I'll be your older sister!" Ye Su patted her chest and said.

Hearing Ye Su's words, Lin Lan's lips twitched. "How come you're my older sister? How old are you?" Lin Lan felt that she was very likely the older sister. "I was thirty-five years old when I died!"

"Hehe! What a coincidence! I was thirty-six when I died, a year older than you, so I'm still your older sister. Besides, I'm already married in this world, while you're still single." Ye Su chuckled, clearly convinced of her status as the older sister.

"Holy crap...you're moving way too fast! How old are you anyway?" Lin Lan's pupils widened in shock. "Are you in such a hurry to get married?"

"There's no way around it on Earth. You're forced to marry someone at twenty, or you have to pay taxes. And the cruelty of those taxes depends on your birth rate. Unfortunately for me, I'm a special-grade student, so the taxes are astronomical! More importantly, I'm dirt poor. Where am I supposed to get so much money to pay taxes?" Ye Su said bitterly. "But thankfully, the person I married is the son of the richest man in the Dragon Kingdom on Earth." Lin Lan still felt sorry for Ye Su after hearing what she said.

But what she said next made Lin Lan completely shut up: "Don't you want to listen to what you're saying?"

"It's their business if they have money. On our planet Blue Star, it's my choice to marry him. We've already registered our marriage and are about to have our wedding. I'm having a huge headache over the dowry. I can't just be a tightwad and not spend a penny to win over my handsome man!" Ye Su also has her own worries, which is that she is too concerned about public morality.

People who insist on distinguishing right from wrong in everything are usually very stubborn.

"Do you want to listen to what you're saying..." Lin Lan had completely lost her mind.

"But then again, you can definitely find a man on our Blue Star! After all, Blue Star has advanced technology, and they would never let you die during childbirth. Anyway, you'll give birth anywhere, so why not have a child with a civilized person? That way, your safety is guaranteed." Before, Ye Su didn't dare to say whether there was any guarantee, but now that she knows him, Ye Su will definitely not let her be without protection.

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