Transmigrated into a tortoise, the Empress and the Goddess became my sisters.
Chapter 35: Kill the Monkey and Kill the Heart
The two turtle girls stopped what they were doing and looked at Lin Tian, puzzled.
The red-haired monkey convulsed in fear, clutching its foot, which was pierced by bamboo, and cried out in pain.
Lin Tian walked over and tapped its head with his paw: "Shut up, or I'll eat you up."
The monkey suddenly stopped, its cries abruptly ceasing, but its mouth remained slightly open, as if it wanted to beg for mercy.
The Empress stared at it for a few seconds, then suddenly said, "Brother, it's so pitiful, it looks... just like a person."
Lin Tian frowned: "And then?"
The Empress continued, "How about we beat it to a pulp before we eat it, so it won't look too disgusting?"
Lin Tian rolled his eyes. Good grief, I thought you were kind-hearted, but you're even more vicious than the one who said he wanted to be dried into a monkey. You'll make sure people suffer a terrible death.
The Asura Goddess, too lazy to waste words, simply picked up the stone and smashed it down.
"boom!"
The red-haired monkey let out a miserable cry, and a large bump immediately appeared on its head.
"Boom!"
The goddess of asura slammed down twice more, and the monkey screamed even more pitifully, its head covered in bumps that were almost stacked up.
Lin Tian couldn't help but facepalm as he watched this scene.
"I kept you waiting, not letting you crack walnuts."
The Asura Goddess stopped and grinned, "Oh dear, it was so annoying howling, how could I not smash it?"
Just then, a rustling sound came from the nearby bushes.
Lin Tian immediately became alert and looked up. He saw several monkeys poking their heads out, all staring at him with terrified expressions.
They were gesturing to each other and chirping, as if they were discussing something.
Suddenly, one of the monkeys let out a strange "whoosh," turned around, and ran away as fast as a rabbit.
The other monkeys were stunned for a moment, then immediately ran after them. Some crashed into trees, while others fell face-first into the mud, which was quite comical.
The goddess Shura burst into laughter.
"These monkeys are running faster than when they were being hit by arrows."
Lin Tian stared at the group of monkeys that had run away and sneered, "They were scared and didn't dare to mess with us because they saw that we were going to attack their leader."
The Empress nodded: "In that case, let's eat without worry. We're already beaten black and blue and unrecognizable, so let's just eat."
Lin Tian waved his paw to stop him, saying, "No rush. I have an idea that might bring even greater benefits, but we can't kill this monkey."
The goddess of Asura paused.
"Greater profits? What kind of crazy idea are you hatching now?"
Lin Tian didn't answer. Instead, he tied the red-haired monkey back up with the rope and hung it back up in the tree, letting it sway.
The Empress and the Goddess of Asura exchanged a glance. Although they didn't understand what Lin Tian was going to do, they chose to listen to him and didn't ask any more questions.
As night deepened, the three turtles returned to the fire and huddled together to sleep.
The next morning, before the three turtles were fully awake, they heard a series of chattering sounds outside their shells, getting closer and closer, as if a large group of monkeys were approaching.
"Chirp, chirp!"
The sounds were mixed with the sounds of wooden sticks hitting the ground and stones colliding.
The empress was the first to wake up. She peeked outside and was immediately startled.
"Brother Cheapie! They're here with their weapons!"
The Asura Goddess also got up and glanced outside.
"The whole family came this time, even the little monkey!"
Lin Tian rubbed his head, slowly got up, glanced outside, and said, "Stay calm, they won't dare to come over."
The Empress panicked slightly: "What if they charge at us?"
Lin Tian waved his paw: "No, they're scared now. They've come here to negotiate."
The Asura Goddess frowned: "Negotiate? They're holding sticks and stones, you want to negotiate with them?"
Lin Tian ignored her, climbed out from beside the fire, and slowly walked towards the monkey troop.
When the monkeys saw Lin Tian come out, they immediately started chattering, and some even took two steps back, clearly very wary.
The Empress and the Goddess of Asura, hiding behind, were completely bewildered.
The Asura Goddess asked in a low voice, "What is he doing? Is he risking his life?"
The Empress shook her head: "I don't know either. My cheap brother always comes up with strange ideas."
Lin Tian walked to a spot not far from the monkey troop, stopped, looked up at the monkeys, and muttered something under his breath.
The monkeys were initially very loud, but gradually their voices quieted down. Finally, a few monkeys looked at each other, chirped a few times, and suddenly stepped forward and lifted Lin Tian up with their paws.
The Empress and the Goddess of Asura were shocked to see this.
The Asura Goddess immediately bit into a bamboo stalk.
"No! They're going to get revenge now, I'll fight them to the death!"
The empress also grabbed another bamboo.
"We can't just stand by and watch our cheap brother get arrested!"
Lin Tian turned his head and glanced at them, then shouted, "Stop! Don't move!"
The two turtles froze, stopped what they were doing, and looked at Lin Tian with confusion.
Lin Tian extended a paw from the monkey's paw, pointed at himself, and said with a smile, "From now on, I'm their new boss."
The bamboo stick in the Asura Goddess's mouth fell to the ground with a thud.
Are you kidding us?
The Empress frowned, staring at Lin Tian being lifted up by the monkey, still not believing it.
"Brother, are you scared out of your wits?"
Lin Tian ignored them, reached out and patted the head of the monkey holding him, saying, "Put me down."
The monkey chirped a few times and gently placed Lin Tian on the ground.
Lin Tian patted his tortoise shell, pointed at the red-haired monkey still hanging in the tree with his paw, and said in a light tone.
"Get it down."
Several monkeys immediately ran to the tree, quickly climbed up, untied the rope, lifted the red-haired monkey down, and placed it in front of Lin Tian.
The red-haired monkey had bumps all over its head and its feet were still bleeding, but it didn't make a sound, shrinking its body, clearly terrified.
The goddess of asura was stunned.
"Why does this guy look like a dog right now?"
Lin Tian replied lazily, "Even a dog has to consider its owner."
He turned to the red-haired monkey and said, "Stop pretending to be dead. Listen carefully, from now on you're number two, understand?"
The red-haired monkey nodded and chirped a few times, as if to show its obedience.
The Empress looked completely bewildered.
"Brother, how did you do that?"
Lin Tian leaned lazily against a rock and said, "They're afraid of us because they think we're stronger than them. Monkeys are like that; they listen to whoever is stronger."
The Asura Goddess approached.
"So what did you say to them just now?"
Lin Tian glanced at her.
“I said, if they dare to mess with us again, we’ll hang them all on the tree and dry them into monkey jerky.”
The Asura Goddess laughed loudly and pounded the ground.
"Good scare! Those stinky monkeys run fast, and they're just as quick to back down!"
The Empress frowned, seemingly hesitant.
"Brother, they listen to you now, but what's next? Are you really planning to lead a bunch of monkeys?"
Lin Tian didn't answer, he just looked at the monkey troop.
There are quite a few of these monkeys. Although they are stupid, they have hands and feet, move quickly, and can climb trees. Most importantly, they are afraid of pain and are obedient.
If used properly, they are practically free labor.
But why haven't the system rewards arrived even though all the tasks have been completed?
Just as Lin Tian was thinking this...
[Ding, congratulations to the host...]
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