Transmigrated into a tortoise, the Empress and the Goddess became my sisters.
Chapter 33 The Fruit of Nine-Year Compulsory Education
The monkeys on the ground were badly injured from the fall, and screams echoed throughout the area.
The monkeys in the tree were thrown into chaos, chattering and making a mess, as if their nest had been forcibly demolished.
At this moment, a system notification sound rang out.
[Ding, host's intelligence detected. Mission activated: expel the monkey troop and kidnap one monkey.]
[Complete the mission and you will be rewarded with 50 Divine Power Points and one Invincibility Skill Card.]
Lin Tian was stunned. Tying up a monkey?
Before he could react, he thought for a moment and pondered the "Unlimited Body Skill Card".
"System, what is the Invincibility Skill Card?"
[Sixty seconds of invincibility, immune to all damage; each card can only be used once.]
Upon hearing this, Lin Tian almost jumped up.
"Damn, isn't this a life-saving artifact? Something that can turn the tide in a critical moment!"
But soon, he calmed down and thought about it.
"You can't use it recklessly. This kind of thing is gone after one use, and we don't have much divine power right now, so we have to rely on our brains."
Looking up at the group of monkeys, the one that had fallen on the ground had already gotten up, grinning and showing its sharp teeth.
He was so angry that he jumped up and down, like a wronged little tyrant, and the other monkeys also kept shouting, looking like they were about to fight to the death.
Lin Tian felt a chill run down his spine.
The goddess of asura moved her lips.
Lin Tian quickly made a "shut up" gesture and glared at her, the meaning was clear: You dare to say a word?
The Asura Goddess immediately shut her mouth, shrank her neck, and dared not move again.
The three turtles hid in the bushes, none of them daring to make a sound, even their breathing was kept to a minimum, as slow as if they were practicing the turtle breathing technique.
Fortunately, the abundance of animal droppings nearby created a strong odor that successfully masked the smell of the three turtles.
A few minutes later, the monkey troop suddenly quieted down, stopped shouting, and instead huddled together to the side, hugging their arms and leaning against the tree trunk to sleep.
Lin Tian was dumbfounded, thinking to himself that this was outrageous.
"You've been chasing after them all night, haven't slept, are you tired?"
He carefully observed for a few seconds to make sure the monkeys were really asleep before turning back to signal his two younger sisters to quietly retreat.
The three turtles crawled very fast, actually only a little faster than snails, and it took them a long time to get three miles away from the monkey troop.
After stopping, Lin Tian let out a long sigh of relief.
Looking back to make sure the monkeys weren't chasing after him, he said, "We've been running for so long, and the mud carp have been ravaged by them. We can't let this go unpunished."
"Wait until I catch a monkey for you to eat."
The moment the words left her mouth, the Empress nearly fell to the ground in shock. She paused for two seconds before speaking:
"Brother, are you running a fever? Are you delirious?"
The Asura Goddess was also shocked, muttering, "Catching monkeys to eat? Are you crazy?"
As she spoke, she reached out and touched Lin Tian's glans, trying to see if it was hot.
Lin Tian tossed his head, dodging her hand, and said irritably, "Is this a place you can touch? Don't you know anything about respect?"
The Asura Goddess withdrew her claws, rolled over, and said nothing more, but her expression clearly showed disbelief.
Lin Tian paused for a moment, then continued, "Catching a monkey isn't impossible. Those monkeys aren't very smart and often fall into traps. This time, I'm going to put all the knowledge I gained from my nine years of compulsory education to use."
The Empress was completely confused.
What is nine-year compulsory education?
Lin Tian couldn't help but laugh, a smug laugh.
"It's a skill for catching monkeys."
He said this in such a serious tone that the Empress looked at him with admiration, while the Goddess of Asura looked on with suspicion, but was too embarrassed to ask.
Lin Tian ignored them and gave the order directly:
"Go find bamboo, the more the better. Meet here in half an hour."
Although his two younger sisters did not understand what he was going to do, they had no choice but to do as he said and wanted to fight back.
Lin Tian watched them leave, then sat down on the ground, calmed his breathing for a while, and felt his divine power increase slightly. He sighed inwardly:
"A mission it is, I'll give it my all for the Invincibility Card!"
He looked up and saw a lot of tall grass and willow branches. Gritting his teeth and patiently, he pulled the grass out.
They then tore willow branches with their claws, twisted them one by one into hemp rope, and wove them into a net.
The web grew larger and stronger with each passing year, and Lin Tian cursed the system as he worked.
"Trying to lure me with skill cards is truly unethical."
Not long after, the two younger sisters returned, each with a few bamboo stalks in their mouths, shouting as they walked, "My teeth hurt!"
They were stunned when they saw the hemp rope in Lin Tian's hand.
The Asura Goddess couldn't help but exclaim, "Heavens! How can your tortoise claws do such delicate work?"
Lin Tian glanced up at her and replied casually, "Slow and steady wins the race."
But in his mind, he was complaining about the system.
After saying that, he pointed to the bamboo on the ground: "Sharpen these into points, hurry up, there's not much time left."
The two turtle girls exchanged a glance. Although they didn't know what he was going to do, seeing that he looked serious, they didn't dare to delay and quickly started cutting bamboo.
As the sun sets, the last rays of light disappear.
Lin Tian's net was finally finished. It was of uniform thickness, with tight knots, and it exuded an impeccable level of craftsmanship.
He shook the net, nodded in satisfaction, and then turned around to set up the trap, muttering to himself as he did so.
"Look, this bamboo pole is tied to both ends, and the rope is hung here. It uses the lever principle to balance the torque."
"The monkey came in and stepped on it, *smack*! The net was pulled in immediately, and it couldn't even run away."
The Asura Goddess, with a bamboo leaf between her teeth, listened in a daze.
"Lever principle? Torque? I don't understand what you're saying, but it sounds very impressive."
Lin Tian continued fiddling with the bamboo and branches, ignoring her, and casually dug a hole in the ground, inserted them, and secured them with long grass.
Then they scattered some dry leaves around it, making the trap completely concealed.
He clapped his paws, stood up, and said, "Alright, mission accomplished. All that's left is to lure them over."
The Asura Goddess circled the trap, looking it up and down with a face full of suspicion.
"It looks perfect, but with so many monkeys, what's the point of catching just one or two?"
"If they all rush over, the three of us might be pinned to the ground and turned into a tortoise feast."
The Empress was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then suddenly realized what was going on and asked nervously, "Brother, is this... reliable?"
Lin Tian sneered and pointed to the sharpened bamboo on the ground.
"Don't forget, we have this."
"Monkeys are different from us; they don't have shells. If you poke them with bamboo, they'll run away."
The Empress stared at the bamboo for a while, then nodded, while the Asura Goddess clicked her tongue, seemingly starting to believe it.
Lin Tian then arranged a circle of elastic branches around the trap, secured them, tied bamboo to the branches, stretched them to their full elasticity, and aimed them at the trap, making it look like a row of rudimentary crossbow bolts.
"Once we catch the monkey, the others will definitely start chattering and making a racket. Then we'll shoot them all down, shoot them like crazy."
Upon hearing the phrase "Shoot his mother," the Asura Goddess's spirits lifted, her heart skipped a beat, and she felt inexplicably excited.
I couldn't help but ask, "And then what? How do you lure them over?"
Lin Tian stopped what he was doing, thought for a few seconds, and suddenly pointed at the Goddess of Asura.
"Go and lure him."
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