Don't pretend, everyone knows you're the villain!

"No, brother, how come you..." Lu Tiannan stared blankly at the still tiny Xi Mingzhu.

Why doesn't he turn his wife back to normal when she's shrunk?

Xi Mingzhu pursed her lips and looked up at Lu Tiannan, feeling that continuing like this would cause great damage to her neck.

It's one thing to habitually look at the chin, but you can't habitually look at the legs too. So Xi Mingzhu consciously tugged at Lu Tiannan's pants, her childish voice revealing a hint of awkwardness.

"Nan Nan, hug me."

Upon hearing this, Lu Tiannan immediately squatted down with a smile and picked up Xi Mingzhu, saying, "Alright!"

After being seen by other players while returning to their room, a discussion quickly went viral on the forum.

The vice president of Paradise Lost already has a child in the game!

Luo Youran even added them as friends. She couldn't possibly pass up such a juicy piece of gossip, so she joined in the thread on the forum.

Xi Mingzhu's expression was conflicted as he and Lu Tiannan took a bath. Xi Mingzhu had bathed Lu Tiannan when he was injured, but this was the first time Lu Tiannan had bathed Xi Mingzhu.

Xi Mingzhu, who was still clutching her clothes and refusing to take them off, stared at Lu Tiannan, who was squatting down and trying to help her take them off.

Lu Tiannan stared at the other person's small face and suddenly burst out laughing.

The laughter that escaped from her lips made Xi Mingzhu feel even more awkward.

"Brother Mingzhu, what are you shy about? With you looking like this, I absolutely cannot do anything else. What kind of image do you have in your eyes? Why are you so wary of me?" Lu Tiannan asked softly, enunciating each word carefully, and then gazed at Xi Mingzhu with an undisguised smile in his eyes.

"I'm not shy." Xi Mingzhu wasn't shy. Lu Tiannan and he had been intimate before, even doing the most intimate things together.

But at his current height, it's still awkward to take off his clothes. It's fine if Lu Tiannan doesn't take them off, but once he does... it's really awkward.

It's really strange to see it when you look up.

"Help me wash up before you take off your clothes."

Xi Mingzhu spoke very seriously, and her stern little face looked quite adorable.

Lu Tiannan was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, then he realized what was happening.

Unable to resist, she chuckled and teased, "What's there to be shy about, brother? Didn't you like it a lot when I served you? Why are you complaining now—"

Xi Mingzhu suddenly reached out and grabbed Lu Tiannan's hair. She didn't use much force when she grabbed him, but she looked like she was sulking.

Lu Tiannan knew that the teasing shouldn't go too far, so he quickly suppressed his laughter.

"Okay, okay, I'll wash my brother first. After he's done washing, I can come in and take off my clothes, okay?"

Xi Mingzhu then let go of his hand and took off his clothes. There was only one set of the miniature version of the clothes, so Lu Tiannan planned to wrap him in a bathrobe to make do with it.

Once the washed clothes are dry, or perhaps after a good night's sleep and your body has returned to normal, everything will be resolved.

When Lu Tiannan tested the temperature, he felt it was just right. When he rinsed Xi Mingzhu, he felt that Xi Mingzhu had become softer after shrinking.

While Lu Tiannan was washing Xi Mingzhu's hair, he didn't notice that the water running down his head mixed with shampoo and dripped into his eyes.

Xi Mingzhu was suddenly jolted awake and forced to close his eyes. He wanted to open them but it was too painful.

Xi Mingzhu held the showerhead herself, and was originally spraying herself at close range, but she reminded Lu Tiannan because she was afraid that if she suddenly raised it high, it would splash him.

"I got some in my eyes."

Only after the sound came out did Lu Tiannan hurriedly grab the showerhead to rinse Xi Mingzhu's eyes. Xi Mingzhu, who only wanted to avoid splashing Lu Tiannan, silently cooperated with the other's rinsing.

In short, Lu Tiannan was very unfamiliar with the business.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief after rinsing off the foam from my head.

"I'm sorry, brother." Lu Tiannan took a towel and dried the water off Xi Mingzhu's face.

"no need to say sorry."

The child, smelling strongly of sandalwood, was wrapped tightly in a bathrobe. As soon as he was put on the bed, Xi Mingzhu was about to blow-dry his hair, completely oblivious to the fact that he was still wearing his wet clothes.

"Nan Nan, I can do it myself. I've just shrunk, I'm not useless." Xi Mingzhu saw that Lu Tiannan must be uncomfortable in his wet clothes, so he was about to take the hair dryer from him.

As a result, Lu Tiannan raised his arm, and the shrunken Xi Mingzhu missed its target.

"Brother, give me a chance to shine. I'm usually so well-behaved, so when you're small, please cooperate with me a little, okay? I really enjoy doing things for you."

Xi Mingzhu, who couldn't reach the hairdryer, silently stared at it, and in the end, without saying a word, obediently wrapped in a bathrobe and let her hair be dried.

After he finished blowing, Lu Tiannan shoved him into bed and covered him up.

Lu Tiannan then felt relieved and went to take a shower.

0561 looked at Xi Mingzhu, whose head was peeking out from under the covers, drifting left and right.

"?" Xi Mingzhu was baffled by 0561's actions.

"Host, there's something I'm not sure if I should say." 0561 spoke hesitantly, which seemed suspicious.

Xi Mingzhu, not understanding what was going on, uttered a single word indifferently.

"explain."

"The forum is where some players mistakenly think you're the villain's illegitimate son." 0561 finished speaking but didn't hear any reaction, so he stole a glance at Xi Mingzhu.

It only glanced at me, then consciously retreated back into the system space.

I'm not sure if I saw it clearly, but it was really scary.

Xi Mingzhu wasn't actually that scary; he just frowned, remained silent, and had a cold expression.

Because 0561 anticipated that Xi Mingzhu would be angry, seeing this appearance, it was natural to assume that Xi Mingzhu was angry.

Xi Mingzhu wasn't particularly concerned about these matters, but why did they look like father and son when they stood together? They should at least be brothers.

Is Lu Tiannan old enough to have a child this big?

Do not understand.

When Xi Mingzhu realized what was going on and wanted to ask 0561 again, he discovered that the small sphere had disappeared and must have gone back to the system space.

Normally, I would only go back at 05:61 when it was almost lights out and there was something I couldn't bear to watch. Today, the strike started quite early.

Lu Tiannan came out, hastily dried his hair, and then habitually threw himself at Xi Mingzhu.

The tiny creature he was holding made Lu Tiannan freeze.

Lu Tiannan gave an awkward laugh, pretending to be nonchalant.

"Brother, are you feeling unwell anywhere?"

"No."

Looking at the miniature version of Xi Mingzhu, Lu Tiannan was filled with mixed emotions. Is it impossible to be both cute and sexy?

Cute = Forced abstinence.

He's holding her now, and she's very soft, but he doesn't dare to get hard.

Dare not make a sound.

“There are rumors about you and me on the forum,” Xi Mingzhu said, and Lu Tiannan went to get the equipment.

When I saw the pile of posts about illegitimate children, my eyes twitched.

What a coincidence! An illegitimate child accidentally entered the game and successfully found his family.

These players have incredibly vivid imaginations; with that kind of thinking, how could they possibly fail to clear a dungeon?

"What do you think, brother?" Lu Tiannan didn't care about this kind of thing; it was fake anyway.

"No opinion." Xi Mingzhu felt that the rumors would fall apart once he turned back to normal.

Lu Tiannan nodded and went to check the message board.

It turned out that Gu Junbai and Zhai Mingxu hadn't even come out of the instance yet.

Lu Tiannan showed Xi Mingzhu the unanswered message, and Xi Mingzhu pursed her lips.

"They were in there for quite a while this time. Did we come out too quickly?"

It's hard not to suspect that these two people might have died in the dungeon.

"Wait a little longer." Xi Mingzhu didn't think that Gu Junbai and Zhai Mingxu, who both had protagonist auras, would die in the dungeon just because the plot changed.

After all, every time I enter a dungeon with Gu Junbai and Zhai Mingxu, all the dangers are skewed towards other players, and these two are always in a relatively safe situation.