The two children climbed onto the wall and sat down.

"Do you dare to jump down?" Yun Xiaoshan pointed to the ground.

The ground beneath my feet was muddy; I couldn't tell if it was a kindergarten or some organization's nursery.

Zhiyuan was used to working in the fields. Whether he was with his grandfather or later with the Gu family, he always helped with the work. He could tell the difference in the soil at a glance.

Is that all?

He smiled to himself, then jumped up and landed lightly outside the "danger" zone he had observed.

Yun Xiaoshan stared blankly at him, who seemed completely unaffected.

Zhiyuan stood on the ground and smiled at Yun Xiaoshan, "Yun Xiaoshan, do you dare to jump?"

Yun Xiaoshan dared not.

But how can we give up at this point?

Wouldn't Li Zhiyuan laugh at us?

Yun Xiaoshan, hands on his hips, exuded an air of confidence, "What's there to be afraid of? Just you wait and see!"

He looked at the ground beneath his feet, wondering: Why didn't Li Zhiyuan step on it? I clearly remember it being here! Could I have remembered it wrong?

Forget it! Just jump where Li Zhiyuan jumped, and you can't go wrong!

Yun Xiaoshan closed his eyes and jumped with all his might, imagining that he should land where Zhiyuan landed. However, he did not have Zhiyuan's light and agile posture. The chubby Yun Xiaoshan landed heavily at the base of the wall.

Then, Zhiyuan heard a loud "waa" as Yun Xiaoshan plopped down in a mound of dirt, crying loudly.

"It stinks...it stinks...it stinks to death—" Yun Xiaoshan cried and wailed.

So, what's buried in the soil?

When Yun Xiaoshan stood up and touched his buttocks, he felt his hand was covered in yellow stuff and a foul odor wafted over. Only then did Zhiyuan realize that Yun Xiaoshan had sat down in excrement...

Underneath that looser and wetter soil than the surrounding area lies excrement.

So, this excrement was originally intended to harm him?

Yun Xiaoshan, who had been crying, suddenly pointed at Zhiyuan and shouted, "It's him! Help me beat him up!"

Zhiyuan was very alert and immediately turned around. He saw a boy who was as fat as Yun Xiaoshan but a head taller than Yun Xiaoshan rushing in front of him and throwing a punch at him.

Zhiyuan is small but very agile. Moreover, he has been training with his father in the army since he was a child, so he can easily dodge the attacks.

"Yun Xiaoshan!" Zhiyuan shouted as he jumped back, "You're the tattletale!"

Yun Xiaoshan retorted, "I didn't tell my mom!"

"Same!" Yun Xiaoshan exclaimed anxiously, "No... no, they're not the same!"

The boy retorted, "Stop talking nonsense, why are you bullying Xiaoshan?"

"Are you the helper Yun Xiaoshan invited?" Zhiyuan stared directly at the boy.

Seeing how small and thin he was, the older boy felt a little embarrassed to hit him and decided to reason with him, "You're all classmates, you should be friendly and cooperative..."

"Are you the helper that Yun Xiaoshan invited?" Zhiyuan realized that Yun Xiaoshan had called him out not just to throw him in the latrine, but to make him beat the child.

However, after just this one exchange, he already knew what to expect.

"Yes!" Yun Xiaoshan was a little scared by the fact that he was covered in excrement. He was still standing in the pile of excrement, not daring to move, but he still remembered that he was going to beat up Zhiyuan.

Zhiyuan then said, "Yun Xiaoshan, you coward! You can't beat me, so you call for help!"

"You're such a tattletale! You coward!"

"Yun Xiaoshan, you're a coward! I despise you!"

Anyway, let's provoke them first.

Yun Xiaoshan was indeed easily provoked, but he had no reply and looked like he was about to cry.

Zhiyuan then said, "Yun Xiaoshan, let me tell you, the reinforcements you've brought can't beat me either, do you believe me?"

This made Yun Xiaoshan proud again. "Impossible! Li Zhiyuan, my brother is number one! Nobody can beat him!"

Zhiyuan then said, "Yun Xiaoshan, do you dare to make a bet?"

"What bet?" Yun Xiaoshan, reeking of feces, suddenly became arrogant, remembering that his cousin was backing him up.

Zhiyuan snorted, "If I beat your brother, you and your brother will both have to call me grandpa!"

Yun Xiaoshan laughed loudly. How could that be? How could he possibly agree to his brother's request? "And if you lose? You'll have to call me grandpa! And you'll have to roll around in this pit again!"

He can't be the only one covered in shit!

"Okay!" Zhiyuan readily agreed.

Yun Xiaoshan was extremely proud of himself. Standing in the pile of dung, he loudly cheered on his cousin, "Brother, hurry up! Show him what's what! Make him kneel down and act like a grandson!"

Originally, Yun Xiaoshan's cousin Meng Xiaochuan only intended to play with the child and give him a warning, but after they actually started to fight, he found that things were not so simple.

This little one is small in stature, but exceptionally agile and slippery, making it impossible to catch. Several times, I was about to grab it, but it only touched the hem of my clothes before slipping away.

Meng Xiaochuan dared not be careless anymore. He was already a second grader and quite big. If he couldn't even subdue a six-year-old, where would he put his face in the future?

He immediately focused his attention on dealing with Zhiyuan.

However, nothing changed. Zhiyuan kept dodging and weaving, and Meng Xiaochuan couldn't stand him at all. Moreover, Zhiyuan was really too agile. Even while dodging and weaving, he could still find a moment to strike him, or throw a stone at him so he would turn around.

After several rounds, Meng Xiaochuan already had a bump on his head.

Meng Xiaochuan was both anxious and annoyed, while Yun Xiaoshan kept shouting from the side, "Brother Xiaochuan, come on! What's wrong with you! Oh dear, you're calling Li Zhiyuan 'Grandpa' because you can't beat him! That won't do! You can't call him that! Hurry up and beat him!"

Meng Xiaochuan: ...It's not like you're unwilling to hit him!

He always took pride in his big size and strength, and used this to become the king of the kids in the neighborhood. However, none of the kids his age could beat him in a fight!

I was actually tricked by a skinny country bumpkin today?

Enraged, he charged forward, but Zhiyuan dodged and swept his leg across the ground, sending his chubby body crashing to the ground face-first into the mud.

Then, Zhiyuan used a move he learned from his father, pressing down with his knee and locking Meng Xiaochuan's arm behind his back. Meng Xiaochuan, who was so big, was subdued and unable to move.

"Do you submit or not?" Zhiyuan asked, pressing down on Meng Xiaochuan.

Meng Xiaochuan blushed and tried to shake off Zhiyuan, who was pressing down on him, but he failed.

Zhiyuan said, "Don't bother! It's impossible to break free! Just tell me if you admit defeat or not!" This move was taught to him by his father. It doesn't rely on brute force, but on skill. In fact, he always uses skill in fighting. Otherwise, how many people could he beat with his small stature?

Yun Xiaoshan was stunned: his hero, Brother Xiaochuan, who was invincible throughout the compound, had actually been beaten down and couldn't get up by Li Zhiyuan, a mere country bumpkin! Oh no, he was going to have to call Li Zhiyuan grandpa! What was he going to do?!

"Brother Xiaochuan, you...you..." Yun Xiaoshan was so anxious that he forgot he was covered in excrement.

Seeing that he still couldn't get a single word of "I submit" from Meng Xiaochuan, Zhiyuan released him and said magnanimously, "I'll give you one more chance! Try again!"

Meng Xiaochuan no longer cared that the other person was just a six-year-old child! Saving face was more important! Not calling him grandpa was even more important!

He tried his best, but failed to turn the tide. He was still defeated by Zhiyuan in the same way, falling face-first into the mud and unable to get up.

Zhiyuan gave him a third chance, but this time the outcome didn't change; instead, the location of the wrestling match changed.

He fell face-first into the mud at the foot of Yun Xiaoshan, right where he had just dug a hole to bury his excrement. The yellowish stuff was right up to his nose, and the stench made him want to vomit.

"Are you convinced now?" Zhiyuan asked again. "If you're not convinced, you'll be eating shit next time!"

Meng Xiaochuan:......

Meng Xiaochuan wanted to say "I submit," but he didn't dare to say it!

The moment he opens his mouth, the shit goes straight into it...

"Still not convinced?" Zhiyuan pressed his head down.

If you press it down, you're bound to eat shit!

Meng Xiaochuan kept his mouth tightly shut and made random "woo woo woo" noises.

"Hmm? What do you want to say?" Zhiyuan pressed his head down.

Meng Xiaochuan: I'd like to say that!

Finally, Zhiyuan grabbed his hair and lifted his head up. Before he could even ask "Do you submit?", Meng Xiaochuan, who had finally found a chance to speak, immediately shouted, "I submit!"

I'm terrified that my mouth will be shoved into poop again at any moment!

As the saying goes, a wise person knows when to yield!

What's the point of saving face compared to eating shit?

Zhiyuan laughed as soon as he heard that, "You two, call me Grandpa!"

Meng Xiaochuan and Yun Xiaoshan looked at each other, neither of them able to bring themselves to speak. Their glare at each other conveyed the same message: "If you call out, I'll call out too."

Zhiyuan then mocked them, "What? You don't keep your word? Is this what a real man does? Yun Xiaoshan, you have so much to my despise! I hate people who don't keep their word! Cowards! Wimps!"

After Zhiyuan finished scolding, he quickly climbed over the wall and went back to the kindergarten.

The two "shit" brothers looked at each other with disgust: You stink!

"Brother Xiaochuan, what should I do!" Yun Xiaoshan looked at himself covered in poop and smelling terrible, not knowing how to go back to kindergarten. What should he say if the other kids asked? "Did you fall into a cesspool?"

He said that Xiaoshan would be someone everyone could laugh at in kindergarten from now on, no way!

Meng Xiaochuan didn't know what to do either!

He himself was covered in feces and stench. "I need to go back and wash! You should go back to kindergarten too."

Meng Xiaochuan still had some sense of "loyalty," so he lifted Yun Xiaoshan up, supported his buttocks with his hands, and pushed him up the wall.

"You should jump down right now!" Meng Xiaochuan looked at his hands covered in feces on Yun Xiaoshan's pants and was so disgusted that he didn't even want his hands anymore!

As soon as Yun Xiaoshan returned to kindergarten, he was immediately caught by the teacher. Seeing him like this, the teacher was shocked and at a loss, almost crying. "Yun Xiaoshan, what are you doing?"

The teacher really can't take another round of trouble from Yun Xiaoshan's mother. If it happens again, even if the principal is willing to protect her, she herself doesn't want to work here anymore...

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