Transcending Heavens: My Cheat Code is Myself

Seeing Hashirama Senju's pathetic state, Chen Feng Senju angrily retorted, "Madara Uchiha, stop spouting nonsense! When has the head of my Senju clan ever made such a childish agreement with you?"

"Don't say I look down on you. Even if you only fight to a draw with our clan leader, let alone defeat him, I'll let this guy go!" Chen Feng's disdain was overflowing, he was practically looking down on everyone.

Uchiha Madara: (▼皿▼)

Madara Uchiha: "Hashirama! Hashirama! Hashirama, say something!"

"Hmph! Our clan leader has nothing to say to you!" Chen Feng sneered, casually shoving Senju Hashirama. "Go! Chop him up!"

Hashirama Senju hesitated, unsure what to do with his hands, and finally turned back to say, "Second Uncle, isn't this inappropriate? We're about to raze someone's ancestral land right off the bat..."

"Oh! Waaah!" Two streams of tears rolled down Chen Feng's cheeks. "You've grown up now, and you don't even listen to your second uncle anymore! Waaah!"

"No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not!" Hashirama Senju waved his hands repeatedly.

"Have you forgotten? After your father died in battle, who painstakingly raised you, feeding you and changing your diapers..."

"Second Uncle, those don't look like things that are fit for human consumption..." Hashirama Senju was speechless.

"Well, now you've even learned to talk back to your second uncle! Waaah!" Chen Feng immediately pounded his chest and stamped his feet, making Senju Hashirama completely bewildered, unsure whether to hit him or not.

"Second Uncle, why are you forcing me? You know my principles. You've always been the one who understands me best since I was a child. I don't believe you don't understand me!" Hashirama Senju said bitterly.

"What?! You actually want to coexist peacefully with the Uchiha clan now?!" Chen Feng's voice suddenly rose eight octaves. "Do these stray dogs even deserve it?!"

Uchiha Madara: (▼皿▼)

Who are you calling an old man? If it weren't for Hashirama Senju, I would have killed you first!

"Stop your pity, Hashirama Senju! I don't need your sympathy!" Madara Uchiha roared angrily.

"Damn it! You have to believe me, I'm really here to negotiate with you in good faith!" Hashirama Senju shouted.

Upon hearing this, Madara Uchiha looked around with some skepticism. It seemed to be Uchiha clan territory that had been ravaged by a demolition crew.

Sure enough, this guy came looking for trouble! He just wanted to drive me crazy and then subdue me without a fight.

"Oh dear, it's a misunderstanding! This is my second uncle's Wood Release technique, not mine! My second uncle insisted that it looked more imposing this way, and I couldn't stop him..." Hashirama Senju blinked innocently.

Hashirama Senju: ⊙_⊙

Madara Uchiha: (▼皿▼)

"Give up! I will not negotiate with you! Hashirama Senju!"

"You worthless wretch, you think you can negotiate with the Thousand Hands clan? You dare to challenge me? Bah!"

"Damn it! Even if you don't want to negotiate with me, are you going to abandon your brother? Are you going to abandon your clan? You should know that the number of prisoners in our clan's dungeons is more than the number of Uchiha clan members in your clan!"

Madara Uchiha: He coughed up blood!

Chen Feng:.......

It has to be you! Hashirama Senju! Who else but you could so relentlessly pierce Madara Uchiha's lungs! The key is that he couldn't even beat you, so naturally he was even angrier.

As he got angry, the kaleidoscope appeared. Hmm! Maybe that's really how it came about, otherwise why have I never heard of such a thing before? Chen Feng speculated maliciously.

"Alright, alright! Hashirama Senju, you want to negotiate? I agree!" Madara Uchiha said, glancing at Izuna Uchiha, whose hands were tied and who was hanging from a tree behind Chen Feng.

"Really? That's amazing!" Hashirama Senju exclaimed with delight.

"Wait, but I have one more condition!" Madara Uchiha said coldly.

"I'll agree to whatever conditions you set!" Hashirama Senju quickly said.

"You and I will fight one more time, one against one. You must go all out! I will not allow you to hold back again!" Madara Uchiha said slowly.

"Okay, I promise..."

"Wait!" Chen Feng waved his hand to interrupt, "I disagree!"

"This... Uncle, don't worry, I will definitely defeat Uchiha Madara," Hashirama Senju quickly said.

"Shut up!" Chen Feng punched Senju Hashirama hard on the head, then casually tugged at it – sure enough, he was using Pantene! The netizens weren't lying!

He then turned his gaze to Uchiha Madara: "You think it's a 1v1? Why should it be? Because you were beaten like stray dogs by me?"

"Second Uncle is right." A voice came from behind Senju Chen Feng. The person who came was Senju Tobirama.

Now, after witnessing Chen Feng's several astonishing feats, Tobirama Senju has completely become Chen Feng's devoted fan.

Whether it's shedding one's skin like a cicada, throwing a brick to attract jade, using a borrowed knife to kill, waiting at ease for the enemy to tire themselves out, capturing the king to catch the thief, taking advantage of a fire to rob, closing the door to catch the thief, fishing in troubled waters, stirring up the grass to alert the snake, crossing the sea under cover of darkness, hiding a dagger in a smile, taking advantage of an opportunity, luring the tiger away from the mountain, substituting one thing for another, pointing at the mulberry tree to curse the locust tree, watching the fire from across the river, flowers blooming on a tree, secretly crossing the Chencang pass, running away is the best policy, feigning madness, letting go to catch the enemy, drawing firewood from under the cauldron, turning the guest into the host, stealing the beams and replacing the pillars, or making a feint to the east while attacking the west.

In short, he's been so fooled by these "Art of War" treatises that he's become like a grandson himself. Now he's Chen Feng's exclusive forbidden technology scientist, single-mindedly focused on inventions. He doesn't dare to interfere with any tactical matters anymore. His second uncle is the god of war in his eyes.

"There are two of us with Wood Release here, why should we fight you one-on-one?" Tobirama Senju sneered.

Uchiha Madara: (▼皿▼)

And here comes something even more infuriating! Stomach ache!

“However, it’s not impossible, so I have a condition!” Chen Feng slowly raised a finger.

"What? Uncle! Releasing a tiger back into the mountains is a cardinal sin!" Tobirama Senju looked at his idol in disbelief and exclaimed, "I disagree!"

"Shut up! Tobirama! I am the clan leader..." Chen Feng stopped mid-sentence and punched Tobirama Senju on the forehead. "I'm older than the clan leader, I'm his second uncle!"

"Damn it! Clan Chief's second uncle! You'll regret this!" Tobirama Senju crouched down, clutching his head, and a Flying Thunder God mark vanished instantly.

"What are the conditions?" Madara Uchiha asked slowly.

"I want you to not refuse me one thing, and Hashirama to not refuse me one thing either, how about it?" Chen Feng said slowly.

"I agree, I agree! Second Uncle, just give me the order, how could I not listen!" Hashirama Senju grinned foolishly, then quickly gave Madara Uchiha a wink.

Madara Uchiha shook his head and sighed. He couldn't believe he had lost to this fool. Fate was so unfair! Hadn't he considered that this condition might mean he had to commit suicide or have Hashirama kill him?

So be it! Originally, this life was meant to be given up to protect the Uchiha clan's greatest secret anyway, so Madara Uchiha could only nod helplessly.

“Very good! Now you can have a real 1v1 duel!” Chen Feng’s lips curled into a smile.