Transcending Heavens: My Cheat Code is Myself

I don't know, I didn't hear it, I don't understand?

Chen Feng made a decisive three-pronged attempt to shamelessly shirk responsibility and get away with it.

"I don't know what you're talking about?" Chen Feng said in a deep voice.

"You clearly know!" Gwen said through gritted teeth. For some reason, seeing this Batman made her so angry that she wanted to bite him.

"I have no idea!"

"you know!"

"I have no idea!"

“.........”x2

"Ha, how naive!" Chen Feng said first, not giving him a chance.

"you know!"

"I do not know"

"Ha, how naive!" Chen Feng said first, not giving him a chance.

"........"x1

"you know!"

"I.........."

"Oh, childish!"

Chen Feng frowned. Damn it, they even steal this! This damned capitalism!

Gwen shrugged defiantly, and then, with a single strand of spider silk, she drifted away to another place.

When Chen Feng saw this, he thought, "It's so dangerous for a girl to be running around alone at night. I have to protect you. If you accidentally kill someone, I can use my wood magic to make him a pure, natural, pollution-free coffin with formaldehyde levels within acceptable limits."

It's the same style as the Edo Tensei! Even anime fans are green with envy.

I buried him on the spot. I'm such a good person. I really am a righteous hero.

"what!"

Kingpin swept all the documents off the table onto the floor!

He grabbed one of his underlings by the collar menacingly. "You're saying my goods were all burned to the ground by a weirdo who controls countless trees?"

"Then, he even claimed to be Batman!"

"FXXX! Are you kidding me! I think you just want to steal my goods!"

The enraged kingpin of New York City's underworld! The biggest mob boss in New York and even the entire United States! Spider-Man's nemesis! He's incredibly angry right now!

How long has it been! Since he became the king of the underworld, how long has it been since anyone dared to provoke him like this?

An entire warehouse of goods was burned to the ground!

These damn superhumans!

.......

Early in the morning, Chen Feng climbed back into his bedroom with an excited expression.

Gwen wanted to go home because it was getting light, but Chen Feng followed behind her with a serious expression, forcing Gwen to wander around the neighborhood instead of lingering near her home.

Hehe, I'm so naughty (//?//w//?//)

However, Chen Feng also needed to go home. Gwen kept trying to shake him off, and when Chen Feng saw that it was almost time, he was shaken off.

He used earth magic to return home.

What is Wood Release? Wood Release is a bloodline limit developed by fusing Earth Release chakra transformation and Water Release chakra transformation, so Chen Feng is actually a master of Earth Release.

"Hey! Good morning, Uncle Ben!" Chen Feng greeted Uncle Ben happily.

"Peter, you seem to be in a good mood today," Uncle Ben said with a smile, putting down his newspaper.

"Yes, it's a beautiful sunny day today."

As he went downstairs, he bumped into Gwen, who was yawning and sleepy: "Good morning, Peter!"

"Good morning, Gwen! I slept so well last night that I almost couldn't get up this morning!" Chen Feng said with a wink.

"Huh? Yes, that's right, me too!" Gwen said listlessly. She hadn't caught many criminals late at night, and instead ran into a druid who was picking on her. Being a superhero was really too difficult.

George was already waiting for them downstairs in his police car. He just gave them a routine greeting as he watched them get in, clearly not paying much attention.

Peter, sitting in the passenger seat, could clearly see that George had dark circles under his eyes and looked extremely haggard.

"What's wrong, Uncle George?" Peter asked with concern.

“Oh my God, I’m finally getting some attention! Peter is so good to me, unlike my precious daughter, who only cares about others!” George suddenly cried out.

“Dad!” Gwen called out, blushing.

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything more. Now I can't even say a few words," George said sullenly.

“Oh, this is so frustrating. Let me play something for you.” With that, George started turning on the radio in the car.

"Last night, following Spider-Woman, another superhuman appeared in New York City."

He calls himself Batman, similar to a druid in ancient mythology, capable of manipulating trees and breathing fire!

"According to the investigation, this person immediately joined forces with Spider-Woman to destroy the secret hideout of New York criminals. A fire set the entire warehouse ablaze, causing huge economic losses, but fortunately no one was injured."

"The police have now apprehended the entire criminal gang. Let's interview them and see what they have to say."

"Thank goodness, you've finally come!"

"We called the police!"

"What? It was you who called the police, sir? As a criminal, why did you think of calling the police? Did something make you realize your mistake?"

"You don't know, Spider-Woman is alright, but that Batman is a complete psychopath. He manipulates vines to torture the soles of our feet, and he even has the nerve to say that laughter makes you ten years younger! He's a devil!"

"Later, he became increasingly dissatisfied and even wanted to strip us naked and hang us from a street lamp. Honestly, apart from encouraging people to gamble, threatening and extorting other people's entire families, and beating up those who refused to vote for Clinton, I didn't do anything else! After all, this is a society governed by law! We still have to abide by the law!"

"But that Batman, with a wave of his hand, hung us up and tortured us. This is undemocratic. I want to appeal and I want to protest!"

"Alright, sir, stop talking. If you keep spouting nonsense, our TV station will be raided by the FBI. Give us a way out, we don't want to be your cellmates!"

"Alright, interview over. Let's get back to the ad-free version right away!"

Why are superhumans appearing so frequently? Where do they come from? Are ancient myths and legends all true? Don't go away, the New York Times brings you live coverage!

"Next, let's interview the great alien expert Professor Tom, who published his work..."

beep—

George slammed the radio on the floor. "These damn experts do nothing but fool the public! They've squandered all the taxpayers' money."

That's x2

However, I didn't expect that not voting would result in being beaten by thugs. This is so undemocratic, but it's so American. Isn't he afraid that the other side will do the opposite?

Wow! Could this be a smear campaign by political enemies?! This is terrifying, utterly horrifying!

George then changed the subject, saying, "We should allocate more funds to our police force."

Ah... Chen Feng felt that the American police were no better. He thought, "Brother, don't laugh at me. I think you should stop arguing and just go straight to his card."

"Now you know, Peter, two bodysuit perverts! Now there are two!" George said, rubbing his forehead with a bitter face.

What's so weird about that? x2

I think it's okay x2

“How is Spider-Woman a pervert? She clearly wants to help the police fight criminals,” Gwen said tentatively. As for Batman, she didn’t mention him at all. Yes, Batman is a pervert. Well said!

"What's so weird about Batman? He can breathe fire, that's so cool!" Chen Feng said excitedly. As for Spider-Woman, Gwen had already spoken up for her, so he wouldn't say anything for now.

"Hmph! I had no intention of asking her for help. This is the duty of the police. What she's doing isn't fighting crime, it's clearly an abuse of power. Look at how the gangsters have been forced to call the police. How inhumane!"

"Ah..." Gwen was speechless. Damn Batman! He was the one who abused his power, but Spider-Woman was also blamed. It's not fair! Spider-Woman was innocent! But Gwen didn't dare to tell George this. Saying it would be no different from revealing her identity. Don't doubt the authority of the head of the criminal investigation team.

"Lennanialism? Was it Spider-Woman who did it? My God! I never thought he was this kind of person. I really misjudged her!" Chen Feng exclaimed from the side.

“Peter…” Gwen was somewhat saddened, not expecting Peter to say the same thing.

But Gwen quickly rallied, realizing that it was Batman who was abusing his power, not Spider-Woman, and that all she had to do was show up and explain things to Peter.

The two got out of the car at the entrance of Midtown High School.

“Gwen, I don’t think so. Spider-Woman is still a hero who fights for the people in my eyes!” Peter said, looking at the heartbroken Gwen.

"Then what did you just do?" Gwen looked up in surprise.

“Isn’t that Uncle George? He’s already having a lot of headaches, so of course we have to speak up for him and show concern for Uncle George.” Chen Feng smiled like a sunny young man.

“Peter!” Gwen was deeply moved and rushed into Chen Feng’s arms, embracing him tightly.

"Fool, everyone's watching."

Gwen blushed slightly and hurriedly ran away, as if something was chasing her.

Gwen had plans in the lab that night, so Peter came back on his own.

After finishing his meal, Peter was about to change into his superhero costume and go out to uphold justice! To severely punish the evil Spider-Woman!

A loud bang came from outside the window, like the sound of a heavy object hitting something.

He quickly took off his battle uniform, pretended nothing was wrong, opened the window, and found a white figure struggling to grip the windowsill, with a bloody wound on its side that stained its black and white battle uniform.

It's Gwen!