All Gods: I am a master of all professions, who dares to oppose me?
Chapter 72 The show begins
Upon hearing this, the captain rubbed his throbbing temples. "Looks like the flood woke up some of the big ones..."
"Don't worry, it's just a big snake!" Paul said excitedly. For days, no one had seen this gloomy guy with such an expression on his face.
“I’ve prepared some special tools. Let’s take this big guy to the test!” Paul said, pointing to the homemade tools on the side of the ship.
"You mean you're planning to kill a python that's over ten meters long and bring it onto the ship?!"
"I disagree!!" the South American woman screamed. If it weren't for work, she would never have come to this river to live a primitive life.
Damn job, damn rainforest!
“I don’t recall ever saying you could use my boat to hunt,” the captain said, squinting at Paul with displeasure.
“Fine.” Paul shrugged. “If you don’t agree, then forget it.”
"However, I understand the habits of these big guys. The fact that they are here means they are hungry."
“A hungry anaconda, encountering a boatload of delicious food, will absolutely not leave. It will come back.”
“This boat is no longer safe,” Paul concluded, giving the man a sinister smile before turning away to gather his tools.
Upon hearing his words, the group exchanged bewildered glances, but ultimately chose to trust their own judgment.
We're all adults; it's really embarrassing to be scared off by someone's casual remark.
Among the group, only the female director, the lead actress from the first film, looked fearful. After all, she had personally witnessed how big the snake was, so she believed Paul's words to some extent.
Oh right, and square shapes too.
Fang Chang was extremely excited; the plot was finally here—the giant python's night raid! He had been stuck at level nine for a long time, and he had been waiting for this wave of source points to upgrade!
Come on, Snake Lord, may I borrow your snake head?
He quietly returned to his room, took out the extendable longsword that came with the control panel, adjusted his position, and leaned quietly against the ship's side, waiting for his prey to take the bait.
The women on the ship had all returned to their cabins early because of what had just happened. Although the dormitory had a strange smell and was dimly lit, it was still better than outside.
Even without a monster several meters long, just a snake two or three meters long would be enough to frighten them.
Among the male members, besides Fang Chang who had been waiting patiently, there were also Zhong Hei and Xiao Hei.
They were talking intensely on the deck, but it was too far away to hear clearly. If you only listened to the audio and not the video, Fangzai would feel like he was in a lively bar, with two passionate rappers battling it out on stage.
Some racial talents are truly enviable, don't you think, Blackie?
As for why it was just the two of them, Big Black explained that he is already a mature company boss, and upper-level people don't rap!
The captain was taking a nap in the wheelhouse, while his first mate diligently watched the river, proceeding in the safest way possible.
"Crash-"
Suddenly, large splashes of water rose from the dark river, and the only sound was the rushing water. The chirping of insects on both sides of the river had disappeared at some point.
"It's coming." Paul appeared out of nowhere, gripping his spear and staring intently at the river, his expression growing increasingly excited.
"Hey, what did you say is coming?" Xiao Hei asked, puzzled.
Before he finished speaking, Paul pulled hard with both hands, and a rope that had been hidden in the darkness was suddenly pulled up. One end of the rope was submerged in the river and firmly tied to the carcass of a small animal that was already somewhat rotting.
"Holy shit! What are you doing?!" Seeing Paul's actions, the Chinese critic couldn't hold back and unleashed a barrage of attacks.
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Fang Chang picked at his ear. What had he just said?
Ah Ban's cultural level is a bit low; this translation isn't very good.
Before the two blacks could react, a huge creature the same color as them shot onto the deck with a rope!
"Wow, it's fucking huge!!"
Fang Chang looked up at the giant snake in front of him, not uttering a single curse. This was completely different from what he'd seen in the movies!
The visual effects at the scene were absolutely amazing!!
Judging by its size alone, it's roughly estimated to be at least 1 meter in diameter!
It can swallow a whole person with just one mouth, and it's so smooth and unobstructed.
Fang Chang tightened his grip on the long sword, a sense of crisis rising within him. "I need to upgrade quickly, or I'll be left behind by the new version!"
"And another thing, where did Paul get the guts to catch such a huge monster?"
Did Fish Leong immigrate to the Amazon River?
Despite his complaints, Fang Chang's hands moved swiftly. Before Shuang Hei could even scream, he leaped over with his knife in hand.
Given its size, it was impossible to tell where the snake's vital spot was, so Fang Chang chose to directly draw his knife and slash!
The cut was made at a point seven inches long!
Unexpectedly, the giant snake made a sudden turn, turning its body around and avoiding being cut in two. Fang Chang slashed down, only managing to shave off a few snake scales!
"hiss!!"
Suddenly feeling pain, the giant snake raised its head high on the deck and hissed at the moon.
"Stop, you bastard! What are you doing?!" Paul, who was more than a beat slow to react, finally realized what was happening and growled in a low voice, "Don't hurt it!"
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Looking at Paul standing in front of the giant snake, who could be easily killed with just one bite, Fang Chang couldn't understand his thought process at all.
But it doesn't matter. As long as we kill the snake first, and then have a good talk with him while holding the knife, I believe Paul will apologize for his current recklessness.
Most people are kind at heart, but they lack the means to bring out that kindness.
Unfortunately, Fang Chang is very good at arousing the goodwill in others, except for those he can't beat.
Taking advantage of the snake's momentary paralysis, Fang Chang continued his footing.
Eight steps to catch the cicada!
After several maneuvers, it finally circled around to the snake's blind spot in a ghostly instant—in fact, anacondas have almost no eyesight; they hunt by smell.
But it doesn't matter. If Fangzai feels he's in a blind spot, then he's in a blind spot!
He raised his hand, raised his knife, and just as the giant snake was about to meet its end, an iron spear suddenly pierced from the side!
Fang Chang narrowed his eyes and pulled his long sword to his side!
"Ding--"
Fang Chang deflected the iron spear with his longsword and quickly moved away from his previous position, fearing that the giant snake might seize the opportunity to bite him.
“I told you, don’t hurt it!” Paul shouted at Fang Chang, his eyes red and his breath ragged.
Paul is a snake catcher who will risk his life for profit—for money, the lives of others are nothing.
In the snake-catching industry, the price difference between live and dead snakes is enormous. In order to maximize profits, Paul always catches live snakes whenever possible to protect the "appearance" of his prey.
Paul felt he needed to teach this Asian man a lesson so he would know when to back down. The Asian man had almost ruined his prey.
Just like he had done countless times before, the moment the spear was thrown, Paul seemed to see the Asian man stunned by his presence.
After that, I will be able to take control of the situation.
Paul was somewhat surprised when his shot missed and the scene he had imagined did not appear.
But that's all; he has many more tricks up his sleeve.
Unaware of Paul's inner thoughts, Fang Chang simply turned his head, glanced at him expressionlessly, and then vanished from Paul's sight in a flash.
"Damn it, where is everyone?" Paul felt a blur before his eyes, and something was wrong.
"Do you think... I wouldn't dare to cut you?" A sinister voice came from behind him, sending chills down his spine!
Paul didn't even turn his head; he was about to raise his elbow to strike backward.
But before he could even form the thought, his arm was suddenly thrown into the air with a muffled groan, spraying blood as he crashed heavily into the cabin entrance.
"If it weren't for needing you to lead the way to the abandoned factory to continue killing snakes and earning Source Points, humph!"
This kind of villain only bullies the naive protagonists, acting like a ferocious beast who has no regard for his life, hoping to scare them...
Hilarious! Do they really think Grandpa Fang is some kind of good person?
In just one sentence, only one person and one snake remained on the deck.
The enraged snake showed no sign of backing down; it only wanted to devour the small mammal that had injured it.
With a gust of foul wind, the giant snake opened its mouth wide and lunged at Fang Chang.
Faced with the giant snake's attack, Fang Chang did not choose to dodge. Instead, he slowly exhaled, gathered his magic power to envelop his entire body, and waited quietly in place.
The moonlight was as clear as if it had been washed, and the long sword trembled slightly.
"Holy shit!! What are you doing? Run!!!" Zhong Hei's shouts came from afar, breaking the atmosphere of the duel between Fang Zai and his masters.
"I'm so damn frustrated with this interface..." Fang Chang's eyes twitched. Hearing this inexplicable translation again almost made him lose his composure.
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