All Gods: I am a master of all professions, who dares to oppose me?

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you are the teacher."

Fangzi, who was ten minutes late, mentally prepared himself outside the door before pushing the door open and entering the classroom.

Inside the classroom, a group of students of different skin colors were each doing their own thing:

In the back row, several tall, muscular students were engrossed in their card game; a little further forward, several precocious-looking girls were whispering amongst themselves, their conversation unclear.

The best view is the one closest to the podium, where you can see all the students in the front row writing diligently.

Yes, but everyone writes slightly different subjects.

"So... what exactly am I teaching?" Fang Chang put down his book and stood in front of the lectern.

Based on the descriptions in that notebook, such as cultural genes, I guess I was teaching courses with Chinese characteristics?

With that in mind, Fang Chang picked up the roster on the podium and glanced through it briefly.

"Perhaps there are clues to the plot here."

After quickly flipping through several pages, Fang Chang came across a very distinctive name:

Peter Parker.

Oh wow, Spider-Man!

Now that the plot is finally clear, the next thing to figure out is which version of Spider-Man this is.

After all, the Spider-Man IP has three movie series alone.

"Hahaha, you're a genius!"

A sudden burst of laughter came from the back of the classroom.

Fang Chang snapped out of his daze and looked in the direction of the sound. Several tall, burly boys were clutching their stomachs and laughing hysterically, as if they were talking about something interesting.

"provocative?"

Fang Chang raised an eyebrow.

Fangzai also sat in the back row when she was in school, so she didn't have any prejudice against the boys in the back row.

However, the behavior of these guys was somewhat outrageous.

If the classroom is full of Asian faces, Fangzai will take practical actions to give these people a crash course.

Let's have a lesson on respecting teachers and valuing the way.

But the problem is... this is clearly not an environment I'm familiar with. If I make a move, will I get arrested?

Getting arrested isn't the problem; the real issue is losing the chance to earn Source Points because of it. That would be penny-wise and pound-foolish.

"Hey, buddy, what's wrong with you?" the boy in the baseball uniform shouted at Fang Chang with dissatisfaction.

“He might want to join us,” a blond boy winked, “but he probably doesn’t know that we don’t accept…”

As he spoke, the blond man pulled up the corners of his eyes with both hands, making a very impolite gesture.

The other students in the classroom also began to stir, and several bolder girls even covered their mouths and started pointing and whispering at Fang Chang.

Some of the boys also had eager looks in their eyes.

For high school students, anything is more interesting than class, especially when it's a feat called "provoking the teacher."

"Forget it, we can't let a small matter cause us to lose the big picture." Fang Chang narrowed his eyes, finally realizing what he should teach today.

Seeing that Fang Chang did not react, the boys laughed even more unrestrainedly, as if they had achieved some great victory.

Adolescence is a time of surging hormones, and boys at this age share a common trait: they take pride in attracting the attention of others.

Three seconds later, they stopped laughing.

because……

"As long as I don't do it myself, it should be fine."

Several tentacles, invisible to ordinary people, slowly rose from Fang Chang's back, stretching and extending until they reached the group of boys laughing wildly...

Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack!

Three crisp slaps and one dull slap—a total of four slaps—rang out from the back of the classroom.

The duller voice was noticeably stronger; it belonged to the blond boy making the discriminatory gesture.

The entire classroom fell silent instantly.

"Who?! Who is it?!" The boy in the lead covered his face, stood up angrily, and looked around. "Don't think I didn't see you. I swear you'll regret this!"

"Excuse me, student, please be quiet. If you don't want to attend class, you can lie down and rest for a while," Fang Chang said expressionlessly.

"Listen, yellow-skinned..."

"Oh!"

Before the boy could finish speaking, he slammed to the side, table and all, as if he had been attacked.

At the same time, Fang Chang lowered the hand he had just deliberately raised, still holding a seemingly ambiguous hand gesture in his hand.

"Hiss—" x30

"Did you see that, Jerry?!" A bespectacled boy with a buzz cut excitedly said to his deskmate, "I've always said that Easterners have mysterious abilities!"

"Bullshit, that's what I said. My grandma's uncle once went to the East, and he said the people there are not to be trifled with!" The classmate's eyes shone, looking very proud.

"He knows witchcraft!!" a girl whispered in a terrified voice to her deskmate.

"Shut up, keep your voice down, I saw it too!" Her deskmate was clearly much smarter than her, and was now sitting up straight, looking like she was taking notes.

Instantly get into a learning mindset!

A few seconds later, apart from the few boys in the back row who were being beaten, all the other students adopted an attitude of "I only have studying on my mind".

The four people in the back row looked angry but dared not speak out.

"Alright, now that everyone has quieted down, let's begin today's lesson." Fang Chang clapped his hands, picked up the chalk, and wrote two large characters on the blackboard—

The Analects

"Our next lesson will revolve around the Analects."

"Has any of you seen or heard of it?"

The students looked at each other in confusion.

Finally, a student who looked like a well-behaved student timidly raised his hand, "But teacher, what you taught before wasn't..."

“The course is flexible, this student…” Fang Chang placed his hands on the lectern, gesturing for the student to introduce himself.

“Peter, my name is Peter Parker, sir.”

“It seems we have a connection, Mr. Parker.” Fang Chang gave Peter Parker a deep look, memorizing his appearance. “Believe me, my next lesson will be very useful to you…”

“Yes, sir.” Peter put down his hand, silently put away the physics exercises, and took out a blank notebook.

Although this course was mandatory for all students, it must be said that the academic affairs office understood the students' needs very well. The generous credits and extremely low exam difficulty made the course a hit throughout the school.

Even if students soon find the course boring, it won't shake its place in their hearts.

Moreover, this course is only held once a week, and the teacher doesn't really supervise it, so it can be used as a self-study class.

Self-study classes that offer academic credits.

"What I'm going to tell you today is the crystallization of thousands of years of Eastern wisdom."

"Even some students who are all brawn and no brain can avoid a lot of detours in their lives if they learn some of the things here."

"Students in the back row, don't glare at me, I'm not talking about you."

A weak, cold snort came from the back row.

"Of course, having been passed down for thousands of years, people in different eras will have different understandings of it."

It combines the characteristics of different eras, as well as the diverse and varied circumstances of different people.

The truth is timeless, yet it remains ever new upon repeated readings.

"Next, let's look at and learn one of the sentences." Fang Chang turned around, picked up the chalk, and quickly wrote a line of Chinese characters on the blackboard, regardless of whether the people below could understand it:

A virtuous person who lacks gravity will not command respect, and learning will not be solid. Uphold loyalty and trustworthiness, do not befriend those who are not as good as yourself, and do not hesitate to correct your mistakes.

"Let's look at the first sentence. Does anyone know what it means?"

The classroom was deathly silent. All the students blinked their clear, innocent eyes, eyes untouched by the pollution of knowledge.

"A gentleman who is not dignified will not command respect."

The meaning is simple: when a gentleman hits someone, he must strike hard, otherwise he won't establish his authority!

(O_o)?? x30

There was silence in the classroom.

"These are the key points for the exam, so I hope you can take notes in time."

Next…

Preparation is the key to success; lack of preparation leads to failure.

"In battle, you must be resolute and decisive. The moment you hesitate, your opponent will get back up. Don't hesitate, strike hard, and you can cripple them!"

∑(O_O;)

While parents are alive, one should not travel far; if one must travel, one should have a fixed destination.

“When dealing with enemies, there’s no need to talk about chivalry. We can tell them, ‘Your parents are in my hands, you can’t escape, and even if you do, I have ways to bring you back!’”

「(°ヘ°)

Under Fang Chang's patient guidance, 30 minds, not yet clear-headed, came to understand for the first time the hardships of adult life.

Why do you ask why adults?

That's what Teacher Fang said.

Teacher Fang said that everything he talked about was aimed at the small goal of "becoming an adult"!

“I don’t expect you to become ‘gentlemen’ at all, because that’s too difficult for you. I haven’t even reached the level of a gentleman myself.”

Jingle bell~~

Before they knew it, the one-hour class was over. Fangzi, still feeling a bit unsatisfied, patted the chalk dust off his hands and announced the end of get out of class.

Be a good teacher who doesn't go overtime!

After class, Fang Chang called out to Peter, who was carrying his books and about to leave, wanting to check on Spider-Man.

"Peter, what are your thoughts on this lesson?" Fang Chang adopted the demeanor of a kind elder, showing concern for Peter's studies.

“Um…a very wonderful lesson, I feel…I benefited a lot…” Peter said, then lowered his head. He wasn’t a child who was good at lying.

"Hmm, a fair assessment." Fang Changping nodded calmly, not at all surprised by the result.

Anyone with a discerning eye would understand the value of this lesson.

"Do you have any good friends at school? Or are you close to any of your classmates?" Fang Chang continued to ask, which was his main purpose in keeping Peter here.

By using Peter, one can obtain firsthand information to deduce which story world one is in.

"Huh?" Peter scratched his head, somewhat puzzled, but still answered honestly, "I'm very close to Harry."

“He also has a good relationship with Mary Jane.” For some reason, Peter added.

“Harry?” Fang Chang rubbed his fingers together, ignoring Peter’s second statement, and continued, “Is it just him? Can you tell me about his situation?”

Although Peter didn't quite understand the question, after witnessing the teacher's fierce performance before class...

Peter felt that answering some strange little questions was not an unacceptable thing.

Peter then recounted in detail some information about his good friend Harry, including, but not limited to, that Harry was a rich kid and that his family owned a company called the Osborne Group.

Also, even though Harry is taller, more handsome, richer, and better at chatting with girls than me, he still has to ask me for help before every major science exam.

“Well, we were just cramming, not cheating…” Peter realized he might have let something slip, so he quickly added, “Absolutely not cheating.”

"Okay, okay." Fang Chang replied perfunctorily, indicating that what you said was true and that he hadn't noticed at all that you two brothers had cheated before the exam.

One was writing out cheat sheets, purely to reinforce knowledge points; the other was enjoying the cheat sheets because they simply couldn't concentrate on studying.

The daily life of a top student and his rich, handsome brother

Upon hearing about the Osborn Corporation, Fang Chang essentially pinpointed his own storyline—the world of the original Spider-Man trilogy.

It could be a hybrid world, but at least it's a story world based on the original Spider-Man trilogy.

The original Spider-Man is a typical example of the "poor rely on mutation, the rich rely on technology" scenario.

His good friend Green Goblin is the quintessential "rich man" in that statement.

Fang Chang was able to anchor the plot so quickly because he identified Peter and his good friend.

In the original storyline, the political correctness depicted in the film was far less severe than it became later. In that era, the protagonist's best friend could freely choose his skin color.

Unlike the Spider-Man in the later Marvel Cinematic Universe, which, in order to cater to the increasingly intense political correctness, not only greatly increased the number of main characters, but also included distinctive characters of Indian, African, and Mexican descent to fully accommodate people of color.

It's not that it's impossible, but the pursuit of being right for the sake of being right makes people feel a bit nauseous.

That's right, it's said that in the deep sea off Hollywood, all the mermaids are black...

Ahem, let's leave that aside for now and get back to the plot.

In Fang Chang's opinion, the original Spider-Man world is an excellent storyline world—at least here you don't have to worry about a purple bald guy suddenly popping up and snapping his fingers.

In the original world, Fang Chang had access to the "Green Goblin Potion," a human enhancement potion developed by Harry's company, Peter's best friend.

Although the drug's performance in the movie wasn't great—it achieved an encouraging 87.5% success rate in mouse experiments, it failed 100% in the only two human trials.

Harry's father rode the horse himself to test the potion.

The result was that the physical enhancement was successful, but a major hidden danger arose in the mind, leading to schizophrenia and the birth of an evil personality, namely the Green Goblin, the main villain in the first movie.

“If that’s the case…” Fang Chang glanced at Peter, who was still an ordinary high school student, and a plan gradually took shape in his mind…