Da Tang Xiao Si Zi: I have a little pouch-like boy.
Chapter 524 Is it possible for Ögedei to learn trash chapters?
With Li Qin's detailed explanation, the group of young people finally understood the importance of acting skills.
I now understand even more how effective faking can be in a match.
Not only that, Li Qin also made everyone learn the trash talk of various foreign countries.
Just learn the most essential parts, the kind that makes people angry just by listening to them.
At first, everyone was still puzzled, but after Li Qin explained it again, they immediately became interested in learning it.
"You think swearing is useless? You think provocation is useless?"
"Wrong! Big mistake!"
"Manipulating people's mentality is another unexpected and winning tactic on the field!"
"Imagine if you were on the court and someone suddenly came up to you and started insulting your mother and ancestors, wouldn't you be furious?"
"After getting angry, will you resort to violence? Isn't that a blatant foul?"
"You don't even need to fake a fall to make someone commit a foul. It's that simple, isn't it?"
"Furthermore, even if they can control it, you can still score a goal over someone's head, provoke them, and make sarcastic gestures and remarks."
"If it were you, wouldn't you immediately get excited and charge forward with the ball?"
"In this state of mind, a little targeting is all it takes to make the opponent make a mistake; it couldn't be easier to control them!"
Okay, everyone understood again.
So it turns out that cursing someone's mother, insulting their whole family and ancestors is a thing.
It's a skill!
Good heavens, this prince's methods are truly dirty!
They flop and call a foul on you, then they trash talk you so much that you make a mistake out of anger.
Just by casually putting it into perspective, everyone felt a chill run down their spines.
If you were to become this person's opponent, you could feel their sorrow just thinking about it.
I was angry, anxious, wronged, and aggrieved, and in the end, I still had to lose the game.
How miserable!
Fortunately, this one was from my own group.
After teaching them two moves, Li Qin let them scatter to practice their acting skills and learn trash talk from various countries.
"Ouch~!"
Just as I was about to take Sizi to play ball with the other little girls, I heard the little princess cry out, "Ouch!"
Looking down, I saw the little girl pretending to fall to the ground, her little hands outstretched, covering her face.
I was whimpering and complaining of pain when my little rascal bumped into me.
That acting was truly exaggerated.
There are no little pearls either, boohoo, there are no pearls either.
A pair of big eyes kept peeking at Li Qin's reaction through the gaps between his fingers.
Okay, so Little Si is practicing her acting skills.
After hearing Li Qin's words, Si Zi immediately took them as gospel.
I feel like I need to learn such an amazing skill!
So, they immediately started practicing on Li Qin.
Li Qin was speechless, but at the same time found it amusing.
He feigned shock and exclaimed, "Oh dear~ Mingda, what happened? Did you fall? Did you bump into something?"
As he was saying this, he squatted down to prepare for the examination, but the little girl couldn't help but giggle out loud.
"I'm a con artist~ Hehehe~ Little rascal~ I've also learned to fake a fall~ Aren't I awesome~?"
Seeing the smile on Sizi's face as she let go of her hands, Li Qin reached out and pinched her cute little cheek.
"Yeah, Mingda is amazing! She learned it in no time!"
"whee……"
"Director~ Director~ Look at me~ I can do it too~"
Si Zi wanted Li Qin to praise her a few more times, but Yu Chi San Niang, who was standing next to her, couldn't wait to pull Li Qin aside and start nagging.
Li Qin and Si Zi both turned to look at her.
Then they saw that Yuchi Sanniang was already lying on the ground, and she looked at Li Qin.
She quickly covered her face with her hands and then started rolling around in the air.
This wasn't like Li Qin rolling around on the spot before; this was the kind where he actually rolled a long way away.
He shouted exaggeratedly, "Ouch! The principal hit me! I'm being bullied! It hurts so much! Help!"
Li Qin: "..."
Si Zi's little mouth formed a circle as he stared wide-eyed at the chubby little girl.
He murmured to Li Qin, "Little Nangjun~ Third Sister is so amazing~"
Li Qin nodded in agreement. Regardless of his acting skills, he certainly had a talent for acting without props.
And it would selectively roll towards the place where the little girls were playing.
He estimated that if he didn't call a stop, the chubby girl would keep rolling over.
At the same time, Cheng Chumo, Yuchi Jingde, and others also began their respective practice sessions.
Diving is not only a skill, but also a science.
In Li Qin's words, it can't be too fake; it has to be so realistic that it's indistinguishable from the real thing.
Otherwise, if it's discovered, people will look down on you.
Li Qin's previous performances were textbook examples.
If he hadn't said it himself, no one would have been able to tell that it was an act.
It looks simple; you just fall to the ground and pretend to be injured.
Only after starting to practice did everyone realize how difficult it was.
The timing, the angle of the fall, and the state of the body after injury must all be precisely controlled.
"Chumo, you're doing this wrong, you fell too early!"
"Also, I clearly charged at you from the front. Even if you were to fall, you would fall backward, not fall straight down!"
"Tsk! Wait a minute! This time the fall happened too late, it's obviously fake!"
"&%……¥%@"
"*@%!&"
"**&******"
"What do you say?"
"It's nothing, just greetings to your family, in Turkic."
"I*****"
"Hey, hey, I was just practicing the trash talk His Highness the Prince used, why are you getting so worked up?"
"..."
"Little Nang-kun~ Can I learn trash talk too~?"
Sizi hadn't gone far when he heard the arguing behind him and immediately asked Li Qin.
Li Qin quickly shook his head: "No! Mingda is a good boy, and good boys can't talk trash. Besides, faking a fall is not allowed either, that's just lying."
"Why can Yueyue and Third Sister's brother learn from them? Aren't they good children?"
Si Zi didn't quite understand, since Cheng Chumo and Yuchi Baolin, along with a whole bunch of other people, could learn it.
If I'm not good enough, does that mean all the others are bad?
Li Qin nodded seriously and said, "Yes, they are all naughty, and they are learning these things to deal with bad guys, so it's okay."
"But Mingda is different. Mingda is the most, most, most well-behaved baby. She doesn't lie, she doesn't swear, she's a little lady."
"So you can't learn these things, understand?"
It was fine when he was playing with me, but if I were to actually learn these tricks and use them to insult or deceive others, Li Qin would absolutely not allow it.
This little girl must not go astray; we must pay attention to this.
"Mmm~ It's so cool~"
Sizi nodded her little head vigorously. "I'm a good baby~ I don't lie~ I don't swear~"
"Principal~ Can I learn it? I feel like I'm not very well-behaved~"
Just then, Yuchi Sanniang rolled back and overheard their conversation, so she asked.
Li Qin: "..."
After a moment of silence, he finally spoke:
"Kindergarten children should not learn this!"
"All the girls in our kindergarten are well-behaved, including you, little Yuchi!"
"Remember, you're not allowed to use what you've learned today to lie or insult others, understand?"
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