I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Si Qian and Pei Li spent all the shopping cards worth ten million.

Ten million sounds like a lot, but in reality, it's just the price of a few sets of jewelry and clothes.

Only after emptying his shopping card did Si Qian calm down.

Si Qian opened WeChat and was about to take a picture of her spoils to post on Moments when she saw a picture with a caption posted by Li Chuanze.

[Date: 16:46:32, Weight: 15 jin]

In the photo, Li Chuanze is taking a selfie with his phone, his large face taking up half of the right side of the screen.

The other half of the screen shows Mu Weiyue standing behind, holding a fish.

It was originally just an ordinary post showing off a fish on WeChat Moments, but the picture looks strange no matter how you look at it.

Si Qian immediately commented below: 【Why are you making such a long face when you're out fishing with others?】

These knife-cut noodles are going to be stretched into pulled noodles.

His face is as long as Pei Li's extended Lincoln.

Soon after, Mu Weiyue posted a comment below: [A unified reply: Because the big fish I caught made him look good, the picture is definitely not photoshopped; Chuanze really looks like this.]

Li Chuanze replied to Si Qian: [[Death smile] [Death smile]]

Mu Weiyue replied to Li Chuanze: [Deleted.]

Li Chuanze replied to Si Qian: 【[Death Smile] [Death Smile]】 (Deleted)

After returning home, Si Qian quickly packed her things, checked the time, and told Pei Li, "I have things to do all day tomorrow, so you can stay at my place."

"That just so happens, I also have something to do tomorrow."

Pei Li didn't ask any further questions, but went to the guest room with practiced ease.

He hadn't packed up properly when he left last time, and hesitated for a moment before asking, "If you're not here tonight, can I sleep in your room?"

Si Qian thought about it for a moment and realized that having the bed in the guest room on top was indeed a bit inconvenient.

"Go ahead, I won't be back tonight."

Before leaving, Si Qian changed his bed sheets and blankets.

Pei Li wasn't idle either; he put all the things he had changed out of into the washing machine.

After settling Pei Li in, Si Qian glanced at the time, disguised herself, and set off for her next part-time job.

The temperature in Beijing drops sharply at night, and we arrived at the bride's house at three in the morning.

Si Qian shivered involuntarily after getting out of the car, and her previously drowsy mind became much clearer.

My phone, which was in my pocket, beeped several times.

She took it out and saw that it was full of messages from Pei Li.

2:56

Diary of a Madman: [Have we arrived yet?]

Diary of a Madman: [Be careful.]

Diary of a Madman: [Message me when you arrive.]

2:59

Mad Diary: [Haven't we arrived yet?]

3:05

Diary of a Madman: [Are you ignoring me?]

Mad Diary Reader: [Talk to me, I'll tell you a secret.]

Diary of a Madman: [Actually, I'm a peeled potato.]

Diary of a Madman: [Potato is POTATO]

Mad Diary: [No skin, this is who I am.]

Mad Diary Person: [oTATo]

Good grief, they're bombarding us with news!

Si Qian immediately replied to Pei Li while still standing in place.

Don't be ridiculous: 【(??? ? ??)?? ?】

Don't be so cocky: [I'm off to fight for my Krusty Krab!]

Crazy Diary Person: [Go, Mr. Krabs! (╰(＾3＾))]

……

At ten o'clock in the morning, Pei Li opened his eyes after just waking up.

He didn't wake up naturally.

He was awakened by the birds outside the window.

Assistant Xu Ke was already waiting downstairs. Upon seeing him come down, she immediately went up to greet him respectfully.

"President Pei, this is President Yu's invitation to you."

Pei Li responded, took the gold-embossed invitation, glanced at it casually, and then put on his headphones to catch up on sleep after getting into the car.

He slept on that bed and his whole body ached...

At this moment, Si Qian was in the back kitchen, wielding a large wok to cook for others.

"Girl, take off your mask in this hot weather."

The cook next to her, who was also wielding a large wok, saw that she was fully armed and kindly reminded Si Qian, "Don't get heatstroke when it's time to cook."

Si Qian deliberately lowered her voice: "It's nothing."

The surrounding noise drowned out her voice; everyone else was discussing today's wedding.

"Guess how much money President Yu gave everyone in the wedding red envelopes today?"

"How many?"

"."

"Holy crap! So many? Is this promotion still running? I want to get one too!"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Si Qian swung the pot even more vigorously.

She's already received several red envelopes at her wedding today.

After all, she had just done the bride's makeup and driven the groom's first car...

Seeing that all the dishes she was responsible for were cooked, Si Qian glanced at the time.

11:50.

She put down the spatula and asked the head chef, "Uncle Quan, is there anything else to do?"

Uncle Quan: "There's no more work. They've already started serving the dishes."

Upon hearing this, Si Qian immediately took off her chef's hat. Uncle Quan, seeing her about to leave, asked, "Where are you going?"

Si Qian took off her chef's uniform and gave the other person a wicked smile: "I'm the wedding emcee, I'm going to host the wedding now."

I do makeup from 3 a.m. to 9 a.m., drive to the wedding venue from 9:30 a.m. to 10 a.m., and cook two dishes from 10 a.m. to 11:50 a.m.

I'll be hosting a wedding later, and then there'll be a performance.

I made a whopping 30,000 yuan today!

Uncle Quan: "Huh?"

Amidst the man's shocked gaze, Si Qian strode away without a trace of regret.

Wedding scene.

Pei Li entered with the invitation, and a servant seated him at the front table.

It's worth mentioning that everyone at this table was a business partner of his, and they all knew each other.

From left to right, they are—

Ji Yiliang, a princeling from the Beijing elite circle, is like a wholesaler.

I don't know who bestowed the title of "Buddha of the Beijing Circle" upon Fu Xiuchen.

Chi Ye, the princess of the Beijing entertainment circle with rainbow hair.

Jiang Xuan, the male model and bar owner.

I heard it's actress Su Qiao, the prince's white moonlight.

……

There was also Mr. Krabs' student, whose name was something like Zhou, I forgot.

Actually, he wasn't very interested in the wedding; he was mainly here to eat at the banquet.

I was planning to bring Mr. Krabs along, but he had something to do today and couldn't come.

Chi Ye, the "princess of the Beijing elite" with rainbow-colored hair, sat diagonally opposite Pei Li and whispered with bridesmaid Jiang Xuan.

Chi Ye: "I'm going to ask the makeup artist for her contact information later!"

Jiang Xuan: "Your heart is like a durian, with people at every point."

Chi Ye: "Aren't you the same?"

Jiang Xuan: "I just want to give every man a home."

……

The wedding march played continuously, but the master of ceremonies was nowhere to be seen.

Pei Li had just taken a sip of water when a powerful voice came from the speakers all around.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!

Something is wrong!

Something's off about 100 out of 10!

Was he hallucinating?

Why do I hear Si Qian's voice?

Pei Li looked up at the stage almost instantly.

The fully armed emcee picked up the microphone and announced, "Next up, our renowned band will perform 'Today You're Marrying Me'..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the emcee on the stage took off his clothes and threw them aside, then picked up the microphone and confidently began to speak.

Pei Li, who had some doubts just now, is now basically certain.

The emcee on stage is Si Qian!