I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Fu Xiao looked terrible; yesterday he ate feces, today he encountered flies…

He feels nauseous right now.

Si Qian glanced into Fu Xiao's bowl and clicked her tongue twice to comfort her.

"Oh? The production team is pretty biased, they even gave you extra meat."

Fu Xiao: "..." Why does this sound so sarcastic?

……

The week-long training has finally come to an end.

Although the guests didn't learn anything, at least they suffered!

Liu Ye, with his straightforward temper, couldn't help but retort, "Isn't this a classic case of forcing yourself to suffer without any real hardship?"

"You can't say that, they did contribute a lot of memes, after all."

Si Qian suddenly appeared.

Yesterday alone, Fu Xiaoka's video of her in the crack in the wall was turned into an emoji and went viral online, even accompanied by the caption "Burn my calories," making her a viral sensation.

Fu Xiao, standing to the side, had a gloomy face, as black as the bottom of a pot.

What a shame!

This is an utter disgrace!

"Si Qian, a scholar can be killed but not humiliated. I advise you not to go too far!"

click-

Si Qian broke off the prop board from the production team and looked at it.

"Never mind... never mind what I said."

Sweating profusely, Fu Xiao remembered the time she was stabbed eight times and suffered minor injuries, and immediately stammered out a new version of her story.

From the heart.

[Fu Xiao: You've really messed with me! You've finally met your match!]

[The myna bird really doesn't learn its lesson.]

[This is hilarious! Has the myna bird evolved from "baka" to "baka" and now to "myna"?]

As the three instructors finished packing their suitcases and were about to leave, all the other guests ran over to see them off.

Only Ji Mingxuan, taking advantage of the crowd, secretly went up and kicked each of the three of them.

Director Zheng said earnestly, "Thank you all for your hard work these past few days."

Upon hearing this, the king waved his hand repeatedly: "It's not hard work, it's just bad luck."

All he wants now is to go back; killing the enemy is better than killing the enemy.

He couldn't stay here for even a day longer.

First, the room was infested with cockroaches on the first night I arrived. Then, for the past few nights, there had been women crying at the door. And then, I was tortured by those two idiots, Si Qian and Pei Li.

"goodbye!"

Goodbye forever!

After saying that, the King and the Ace Navy members quickly got into the car without looking back.

Only when he sat in the passenger seat of the car arranged by the production team did Wang Zhe finally relax completely.

"Driver, let's go."

At that moment, Si Qian, sitting in the driver's seat, turned around and gave Wang Zhe a wicked smile—

"Hi!"

"!!!"

Asako: You didn't expect that, did you? I'm back!

[No matter how hard I try, I can't escape Siqian's world~]

As he watched the king's smile gradually freeze on his face outside the window, the familiar voice sent chills down his spine.

Inch by inch, the head mechanically turned, and a stunningly beautiful face was right in front of me.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Instantly, screams erupted from inside the car.

The three of them jumped off the car without hesitation, abandoning their luggage.

"We can go back ourselves, no need to see us off!"

In the end, it was Director Wu who drove to chase after them.

Si Qian, left standing there in doubt, muttered to herself, "It can't be that bad..."

-

After seeing off the three instructors, Director Zheng even took the guests to have a comprehensive physical examination and various other tests.

When the report came down, Director Zheng was completely dumbfounded—

"Li Chuanze suffers from stomach problems, insomnia, headaches, bipolar disorder, and severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Treatment and intervention are recommended..."

"Ji Mingxuan, mental illness, antisocial personality..."

"Fu Xiao, a respiratory infection?"

"Sheng Chi, narcissistic personality..."

"Si Qian——"

Director Zheng paused here.

"What's wrong?"

When Director Wu saw that he was not going to say anything, he quickly asked him to continue.

"Si Qian, tenosynovitis, frozen shoulder, pharyngitis, cervical spondylosis, menstrual irregularities, hypoglycemia, arrhythmia, severe insomnia, mild depression... schizophrenia!"

Director Zheng cleared his throat and rattled off a long list of dishes, as if reciting a menu.

"Damn it... how come they're all sick!?"

No serious illnesses, but a lot of minor ailments.

"He's a lunatic!"

Director Zheng was dumbfounded when he saw the examination report in his hand.

Is this normal?

This isn't normal, is it?

Director Wu: "We found one person from a large number of symptoms."

After a round of checks, everyone had some minor health issues.

Hypoglycemia and stomach problems were the most common issues among all the guests.

But this is not difficult to understand.

To look good on camera, you have to be as thin as a stick in real life.

Therefore, many celebrities go to great lengths to lose weight, sometimes to the point of looking unrecognizable to the naked eye, but they look just right on camera.

For example, Si Qian is 175 cm tall, but weighs only 98 catties.

Hypoglycemia and anemia caused by excessive weight loss are common in the entertainment industry, and may even be accompanied by other complications.

Picking up the report: "President Pei's—"

Suddenly, Director Zheng almost stuffed his eyes into the paper.

After confirming he hadn't misread it, he squawked like a rooster and excitedly hugged Director Wu—

"Ahhh, this isn't a disease!"

"President Pei isn't sick!"

Snapped--

Director Wu went up and immediately hit him with a big bag.

"Are you possessed by a ghost?"

"What the hell are you? Get off Youqian right now!"

Director Zheng wasn't angry even after being slapped.

Honestly, he was thinking about the health of the guests!

He felt a chill run down his spine after seeing everyone's medical examination reports.

When you finally meet a healthy, living person, it's hard not to lose control.

Unlike him, he has athlete's foot, sob sob...

After returning from the hospital, Director Zheng, considering the health conditions of all the guests, pulled Director Wu aside to discuss how to film the next episode.

The guests these days are all incredibly frivolous, and their net worth is getting higher and higher.

He really can't afford to pay for it if something happens on the show.

……

The production team took a break and gave everyone three days off.

Si Qian was not idle at all. On the first day, Pei Li took her back to the Pei family home for a family dinner.

Ever since Si Qian burned down the house last time, Pei Tianming has had a bad impression of her.

The manor exudes an air of extravagance.

As the hostess, Ye Tinglan exuded elegance and composure in every gesture, showing none of the embarrassment or awkwardness she displayed when she first met Si Qian.

Pei Li had mentioned to her before that Ye Tinglan was the third daughter who rose to power.

She directly challenged the first wife by barging into their home. After Pei Li's mother died, she couldn't wait to throw away everything the first wife left behind, keeping only the valuables for herself...

This tragic experience is so heartbreaking that it brings tears to the eyes of anyone who hears it.

The dutiful butler said with utmost care, "Sir would be very happy to know that you are having dinner at the old house."

Si Qian: "That's really something."

Inside the restaurant, almost everyone had arrived.

Pei Li led Si Qian to their seats. Others' gazes fell on the two of them, whether intentionally or unintentionally, but no one said much.

Ye Tinglan then brought over a boy who looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old. He sat down next to Pei Tianming and glanced over as if by chance.

Pei Tianming looked at the boy and asked in a displeased tone, "Why are you back so late?"

Boy: "There are still a few projects at school that haven't been completed."

Pei Li whispered in Si Qian's ear: "You haven't finished your homework."

Pei Tianming nodded: "Next time, I'll have Uncle Wang pick you up directly."

The boy said, "No, we can't break the family rules."

Pei Li's translation: His mother wouldn't allow it.

Ye Tinglan scolded, "You're such a stubborn child, what are you going to do in the future?"

The boy said, "My father wants me to go into politics."

Pei Li continued translating: He's going to take the civil service exam.

Pei Tianming said with satisfaction, "From now on, you will carry the family's expectations of you and fulfill the mission you must undertake."

The boy said, "I won't let my father down."

Pei Li translates: He's starting school tomorrow.