I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

[Hahaha, even a thief who steals will be laughed at by his peers for three years.]

He seemed eager for everyone to know he owned a car.

[What a nuisance! Take it further away!]

[This socially awkward car is perfect for me!]

Director Zheng was showing signs of a breakdown.

"Couldn't you have unplugged the power cord before showing it off?"

He was too embarrassed to even mention the car.

How embarrassing...

Of course, this is not the main focus of today's broadcast.

Pei Li pulled a bag of teething biscuits from the trunk of his car.

"The 'Drooling You' brand teething stick is as hard as diamond. It can beat up tyrannical emperors and treacherous ministers. Even Sun Wukong's golden cudgel would have to admit defeat in its presence."

Upon seeing this, Si Qian immediately perked up!

Are you trying to steal her business?

She made a dazzling slide tackle, diving right in front of the camera, completely blocking the lens, and then enthusiastically promoted her dried fruit—

"Sir, please buy one! Sir, please buy one!"

"Beautiful lady, buy one! If you buy one, your whole family will become rich, and you'll find a million dollars on the street!"

Si Qian continued to quote famous sayings—

If it doesn't taste good, just consider it a scam.

This ad placement is unbeatable! The brand is making a killing, dominating the screen!

If you said I got a million dollars for free, I'd be really excited!

[It's clear that my teacher, Strong, will abandon all shame to earn some money.]

Gu Shiyu couldn't help but stir things up: "President Pei, you have quite a good temper, you don't even mind being overshadowed."

He recently heard from Ji Mingxuan that the two of them had become very close.

Could Si Qian actually like him?

Aside from having a long face, she doesn't seem to have any other advantages.

Pei Li nodded in agreement, seemingly not understanding Gu Shiyu's words.

"I'm a smiling tiger. I'm always smiling, but if someone touches my sore spot, I'll still be smiling."

Gu Shiyu: "??"

Si Qian: "What a coincidence, I'm also a human-faced pig. I'm usually easy to get along with, but once you touch my sore spot, I'll eat all the rice in your bowl."

She's quite possessive of her food.

Pei Li, with an air of complete control, said, "If that's the case, then I'm the wolf with the innocent face. You can't touch my livelihood at all, because I've been setting up the game from the very beginning. You're in the game, while I'm the player."

Perhaps because the nemesis is the Pixie, Si Qian's fighting spirit burns fiercely within him.

She slammed her hand on the table and immediately retorted, "Then I'm sorry, although you seem to be the chess player, I'm actually like the oriole catching the cicada, or a fierce wolf in the dark, silently waiting for my chance. When the opportunity comes, I will make a big move!"

Pei Li also stood up: "Actually, it may seem that I will compromise under your threats, but I already have my own way of doing things. When others really harm my interests, I will transform into a fierce tiger and use the heart of a Bodhisattva but the methods of a Vajra to make you submit."

"Well, sorry, I'm an eight-faced Buddha. If you touch my rice bowl, you'll find it's filled with my freshly taken thesis defense!"

He may appear to be at the highest level, but in reality, there are people beyond his reach, and even more extraordinary beings!

Pei Li: "Your most important task right now is to uninstall your Tomato Novel."

Si Qian: "Did you get hit on the head by that teething toy just now?"

Did these two get food poisoning from sharing a meal?

Why did we suddenly start arguing?

[Acupuncture needles are poking into your brain?]

Have you been watching too many short dramas on Douyin?

[This is definitely a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I'm pretty much like that. I can joke around with you and be very easygoing, but if you touch my butt, I'll show you what a beauty is.]

Director Zheng, having reached his limit and no longer able to tolerate it, roared to the sky.

"Stop arguing, you two! I am the kind of dog in human form, okay? If you two mess with me, I'll eat all your shit!"

In an instant, the living room fell into a deathly silence.

Si Qian looked at Director Zheng: "Did you cut your head off with Pinduoduo?"

Pei Li looked at Director Zheng: "Did you just take an enema?"

Director Wu clicked his tongue twice and looked at Lao Zheng with the utmost respect, as if he were looking at a warrior.

"What would you eat if you ate dog food? You still need to have some tricks up your sleeve, Lao Zheng!"

Director Zheng was already in tears when he realized what he had said too quickly.

At this moment, he really wanted to sing a song—

You'll never understand my sorrow.

Like the day not understanding the darkness of the night.

Director Zheng sacrificed himself to bring peace to the world; it's so touching...

If I remember correctly, there's a mental hospital about 15 minutes away when the production crew turns left. Perhaps Director Zheng could go check it out?

[Youqian, you really tormented the guests in the previous seasons, and now you're reaping what you sowed by meeting my strong teacher. Best of luck.]

Gu Shiyu rubbed his temples as he looked at the frenzied production crew: "I can't argue with that. It's like turning an old grave into a public toilet."

The other guests have already finished their prepared remarks.

That night, the veteran fruit from Siqian and the Zashidel mobility scooter from Peili sold the most.

Their names frequently appear in trending searches.

Teacher Strong's Veteran Dried Fruit

A thief who steals will be laughed at by his colleagues for three years.

Is Teacher Pei poisoned?

Unsuspecting netizens clicked in, initially thinking the two were poisoned, but it turned out they were possessed by an evil spirit.

……

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The next morning, as soon as the live broadcast started, the guests came downstairs one after another.

Seeing that almost everyone had arrived, Sheng Chi immediately pretended to take out a book and sit on the sofa to read.

As soon as Lü Yao came downstairs, she saw Sheng Chi wearing glasses and reading a book. She greeted him warmly, "Good morning, Brother Chi! You're up so early reading?"

Sheng Chi pushed up his glasses, neither confirming nor denying: "Well, I enjoy reading in my spare time, and I often share classic works and sentences that I think are well-written on Weibo. You can check them out."

Lu Yao just smiled and didn't say anything. Mu Weiyue, who was sitting next to Sheng Chi, looked away and picked up her iced Americano to drink.

These days, most illiterate people in the entertainment industry like to cultivate a persona of being well-educated.

If she remembered correctly, a few years ago, before Sheng Chi became famous, he cultivated a persona of loving books. When he shared his book list with fans, a fan shared "Big Breasts and Wide Hips" with him, and Sheng Chi responded with a question mark.

That wasn't all; he also replied, "You should read less of these kinds of books in the future, as they affect your physical and mental health."

After the fans explained, he sheepishly deleted his reply...

[My brother is so hardworking! He even reads while filming a show. Can we get his reading list?!]

[A wonderful child who loves reading and learning!]

Si Qian glanced at him casually as she passed by, then took a step back.

She stared at Sheng Chi, or rather, stared at the book in his hand for a long time.

Sheng Chi felt a little uncomfortable being stared at and looked up: "What are you doing?"

Si Qian asked, "What book are you reading?"

Sheng Chi said impatiently, "Haven't you read the Four Great Classical Novels? Dream of the Red Chamber!"

"Why don't you take a closer look before replying?"

Si Qian pointed to his book cover.

Sheng Chi looked impatient, picked up the book, flipped it over, and took a closer look.

Suddenly, his expression changed drastically—

"Qing... a dream of a brothel!?"