I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Chapter 82 No, am I crazy to be so poor?

Sometimes she just likes to do some harmless little quirks.

After listening to Si Qian's words, Li Chuanze left through gritted teeth.

At this moment, the other guests were resting in the living room.

Director Zheng pulled Assistant Director Wu around the villa, holding a yellow talisman in his hand and muttering something incoherently. Then he took a lighter and lit the talisman.

According to the master, this can ward off evil spirits, and it's only 9.9 yuan with free shipping.

The yellow talisman burned intensely, emitting a ghostly blue flame, and in a short moment, it all turned to ashes.

The pungent smell of smoke made Director Wu cover his mouth and sneeze several times.

"Ah sneeze!"

Director Zheng had just lit the talisman, but Director Wu blew it away.

Director Wu rubbed his sore nose somewhat awkwardly.

Director Zheng reignited the flame.

"Ah sneeze!"

The talisman was blown away again.

Unable to contain himself any longer, Director Zheng went up and punched Director Wu, yelling, "You fucking shut up!"

Then, Director Zheng lit it again.

Director Wu got the hang of it, opened his mouth wide, and was about to let out an "Ah!" when Director Zheng grabbed his mouth and manually shut him up. Shut up! With his fate choked, Director Wu could only make muffled noises.

Just as Director Zheng lit the lighter, Director Wu sneezed again.

Unable to make a sound, Director Wu felt an indescribable itch tormenting him in his nasal cavity as Director Zheng squatted down to light the talisman.

He believes that it is always very impolite to randomly criticize someone's lips.

Unable to hold back any longer, he let out a muffled groan.

A mixture of gas and an unknown liquid sprayed out of the nostrils.

Humph--

As Director Zheng crouched down, he suddenly felt a cool sensation on the back of his head and instinctively raised his hand to touch it.

It's kind of sticky!

Using the lighter and indoor lights, Director Zheng stretched his hand out in front of him and frowned as he looked at the sticky, translucent liquid that resembled dog poop.

Director Wu, the culprit, had his mouth grabbed so he couldn't make a sound.

Of course, he didn't dare to speak.

"what is this?"

Director Zheng leaned closer and took a sniff.

It's just something that's been put together.

He turned his head and, by the light of the moon and candlelight, saw two glistening strands of snot hanging from Director Wu's nostrils, which he hadn't had time to wipe away.

He looked down at the object in his hand, still not believing it, and the hesitation in his eyes slowly turned into fear and disgust. His pupils contracted sharply.

Director Zheng's chest heaved violently, and he released the hand that was gripping Director Wu's mouth.

"Mei Qian!"

"Youqian~"

I'm going to kill you!

Outside the courtyard, Director Zheng let out a sharp, explosive sound.

He transformed into an octopus on the spot, pressing down on Director Wu and slapping him repeatedly.

Director Wu was beaten and screamed in pain.

Ten minutes passed...

"Youqian, are you tired of fighting?"

Director Wu, who was being beaten on the ground, weakly spoke up.

Director Zheng, panting heavily, waved his hand: "I can't take it anymore..."

"You're not going to make it, are you?"

Director Wu, a serf who had been liberated, sang a song.

Next, it was Director Zheng's turn to get beaten up and howl in pain.

……

Gu Shiyu kept looking outside: "What's that thing outside calling for help?"

The others also put down what they were doing and looked outside.

Liu Ye scratched his head: "You must have misheard. It should be the rooster crowing."

Some viewers in the live chat also heard it.

[Why do these two directors sound so speechless?]

[It sounds somewhat similar to what I'm hearing.]

Is "Speechless" a nickname for the couple Zheng and Wu?

[In reply to the comment above, yes, the fan's name is "Dog Bear," taken from the saying "Boonie Bears: No money, no money to go home for the New Year."]

[This is hilarious! So clever! Is there a hashtag for this couple? I want to follow it!]

Si Qian, sitting on the sofa eating a hamburger, kept his achievements hidden.

Because she was the one who created the "Speechless" hashtag.

At this moment, Li Chuanze, who was feeling extremely devastated, sat in the corner of the living room sofa, using his phone to search for where the biggest fish in Beijing was.

Fu Xiao and Liu Ye were playing games on the side. After a losing streak, Liu Ye angrily muttered that Fu Xiao was a cripple.

Sheng Chi accompanied Lü Yao as she drew, occasionally praising her and teasing her, creating some "artificial sweetness" for the CP fans.

In other words, Sheng Chi and Fu Xiao were fortunate to live in a good era. After experiencing all sorts of bizarre scandals in the entertainment industry, the public has become much more forgiving.

Some fans even declared that they didn't care whether the sister-in-law was a man, a woman, a human, or a ghost, as long as she didn't cheat or have an affair.

As long as moral and legal bottom lines are not crossed, other fans can turn a blind eye.

A few years earlier, people like him and Fu Xiao, who made their fortunes with their female fans, would have been criticized relentlessly, let alone creating a romantic pairing.

Si Qian didn't have so many concerns, after all, she was born standing on ruins, which couldn't collapse any further.

Having just taken a shower, Ji Mingxuan, dressed casually in a light blue Crayon Shin-chan cartoon pajama, attracted everyone's attention as soon as he came downstairs.

My goodness! Mingxuan is quite childlike!

[So cute! Doesn't the government encourage having children? I want this one!]

[The freeloaders are here, give it to me!]

The show even managed to bring on an 18-year-old innocent-looking boy!

Youth is wonderful, so vibrant!

Just as Ji Mingxuan lifted his foot, he suddenly felt a tickle on his back.

He reached behind him and scratched like a mummy.

Then, my arm started to itch a little.

Lu Yao couldn't help but ask with concern, "Little brother, what's wrong with you?"

Ji Mingxuan smiled gently: "It's nothing, it seems like some mosquitoes got into the room."

After saying that, he felt unbearably itchy all over.

When he turned around again, he saw Si Qian giving him the middle finger in a provocative manner.

Ji Mingxuan guessed that Si Qian was probably behind it. He found a place to sit down, almost crushing his phone in his hand, but pretended to be nonchalant.

Si Qian turned and went to the bathroom to remove her makeup, while Pei Li packed up the remaining hamburgers, put them in a box, and put them in the refrigerator.

The others sat together and had a long talk, which eventually led to the topic of their families of origin.

"Sigh, my parents thought fishing was a waste of time and energy, so they sent me abroad—"

Mu Weiyue changed the subject: "Hehe, they never expected that I caught a big fish overseas!"

Lu Yao hugged her knees and said, "At first, my parents didn't plan for me to develop in the entertainment industry. I entered the industry without telling them."

Pei Li: "I don't have much of an impression of my parents. I only remember that I liked to travel abroad when I was a child, and they bought me houses in various countries."

After he finished speaking, the entire room fell silent.

[You can just post about this on your WeChat Moments; there's no need to tell us specifically.]

Aren't you afraid I'll hang myself if I tell you? [crying]

[This appears to be a declaration of war against me this month.]

【I don't know, the chickens crowed, I'm going to feed them! Cluck cluck!】

Si Qiantian almost collapsed when she heard this while coming out of the restroom.

"No, am I crazy for being so poor?"

Did she say anything like, "Please be nicer to her this month!"?

Si Qian closed her eyes briefly: "Didn't your father say I've already surpassed 99% of people?"

She finally managed to convince herself to live a few more years!

Si Qian looked up at the sky and pointed at it: "I'm going to sue God!"

The camera zoomed in on Si Qian's face. Without any beauty filters, lighting, or makeup, her skin was clear and smooth, with almost no visible pores.