I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Si Qian: "???"

Youth has no price, and colleagues can melt in your mouth, right?

In the end, the boss still accepted three hundred yuan from Si Qian.

Si Qian sighed as she paid the bill; she herself had never even eaten grouper before.

Pei Li, standing to the side, couldn't resist making a sarcastic remark:

Even tigers don't eat their cubs, so colleagues are delicious.

"..."

I never realized their dates were so dramatic, it cracked me up.

Nod yes, shake your head no, and savor your colleague's moment!

[Fish: It doesn't matter who eats it [eye roll]]

Mature employees increase their value by leveraging the competitive environment with their colleagues. [heart emoji]

[Is the fish still alive? [playful]]

The Chinese entertainment industry is finished.

After we finished eating and came out, it was already noon.

The scorching sun outside made them feel listless, so the two went to a nearby park.

As luck would have it, I ran into an old acquaintance.

Li Chuanze, the former boss, is fishing by the river with his first love.

Director Zheng chimed in from the side:

"They've been fishing here all morning and haven't caught a single fish."

What a coincidence!

Si Qian's eyes immediately lit up. Fishing? She was a professional!

That's right, she also has a side job: accompanying people fishing.

Si Qian immediately pulled Pei Li over:

"This is something I'm good at!"

Pei Li quietly moved a little further away from Si Qian to prevent her from dragging him down with her later.

[No way, no way? How come she's everywhere?]

Could we, as a young couple, please have some peace and quiet alone for a while?

[Is this dog Si going to never stop?! President Li already denied it last time, why is she still sticking to it like a leech?]

[Does she really think she can attract President Li's attention by simply imitating him?]

After Si Qian went downstairs, she came to Mu Weiyue's side and extended her hand:

"Can I try?"

"can."

Mu Weiyue handed the fishing rod to Si Qian and immediately stood obediently beside her, looking at her with admiration as she baited the hook and cast it.

Si Qian glanced back at the camera, then indiscriminately flicked the middle finger at the viewers in the live stream:

"When two men stand together, you start arguing, but when two women stand together, you start comparing them. When it comes to double standards, you bunch of idiots are the real masters."

The world loves men, but she is not the world.

Others experience pure love, but she experiences pure hatred.

She wished everyone would die.

including herself.

Was she just yelling at us?

Obviously, yes.

Li Chuanze's face practically screamed disgust, especially his gaze towards Si Qian, which held a chilling edge.

This woman is truly persistent.

As they were talking, Si Qian had already caught a grass carp and unloaded it into the bucket next to her.

"Wow! You are so awesome!"

Mu Weiyue clapped and cheered from the side, looking at Si Qian with starry eyes, her mouth almost stretching to the back of her ears.

"Small idea."

Si Qian returned the fishing rod to the other party, but Mu Weiyue immediately grabbed Si Qian's leg and refused to let go.

"Sis, teach me how to fish! I always come back empty-handed, waa ...

【Hey Yueyue, get your act together! Why are you begging that woman?! Don't you know she's trying to steal your boyfriend?!】

[Yeah, even CEO Li can teach you how to fish, my dear, are you kidding me!]

[President Li, hurry up and make a statement to Yueyue, or you'll be in deep trouble trying to win her back!]

Seeing that Mu Weiyue was captivated by Si Qian, Li Chuanze pulled her behind him, standing like a wall between them.

Li Chuanze's gaze was unfriendly, his face dark and menacing, a warning to Si Qian that a storm was brewing:

"If you think such low-level tactics can attract my attention, you're wrong. Wei Yue isn't a woman with such deep scheming thoughts as you. Stay away from her from now on."

Si Qianyi had a completely bewildered expression.

Did my buddy pee into his brain, or did his large intestine and nerves get mixed up?

Si Qian couldn't tolerate either of them.

Before Li Chuanze could continue speaking, Si Qian kicked him directly into the river.

"Go away!"

thump!

Two sounds sounded at the same time.

Of course, there was also the sharp, explosive sound from Director Zheng nearby—

"Help! Help!"

Immediately, the scene descended into chaos.

Pei Li stood aside watching the commotion.

Indeed, keeping my distance was a wise choice.

"Glug glug...faster...glug...I can't...glug glug...swim..."

Li Chuanze, who had been kicked into the water, gulped down several mouthfuls of the river water that had a faint fishy smell.

It felt like urine was being poured into my mouth, the kind of urine that comes out when you're feeling hot and bothered.

Watching Li Chuanze thrashing about in the river, Director Zheng was sweating profusely with anxiety on the bank.

"Does anyone know how to swim? Go in and save them!"

The others looked at each other, wondering which staff member had suddenly spoken up.

"Teacher Si seems to know how to swim!"

[Is this woman crazy?! Why did she kick President Li?]

[I get it, Si Qian can swim, could she be planning to be a hero and save the damsel in distress?]

[It's true! She might be trying to seduce our CEO Li underwater!]

[I've thought about it with my bladder, and I think your brain definitely doesn't have many wrinkles.]

"Teacher Si, you're the one who kicked him down. What do you think we should do now?"

"Oh, that's easy."

Meeting Director Zheng's anxious gaze, Si Qian looked at the directing team with an expression that said, "You're making a fuss over nothing," and waved her hand.

"You tell him to pretend to be a corpse; a corpse will float to the surface in the water."

"..."

"Teacher Si, please don't joke around at a time like this!"

Director Zheng was so anxious he almost defecated on the floor.

"Then let him take the civil service exam, that way he can pass the exam and get a government job."

Si Qian covered her mouth and yawned.

In the end, the group could only extend their fishing rods. Li Chuanze seemed to see a lifeline and swam forward a couple of times. The group threw away the planks and foam boxes and finally worked together to pull the exhausted Li Chuanze ashore and put him on the lawn.

At that moment, a yellowish-brown water snake emerged from the nearby haystack and slithered towards Li Chuanze with a silky '~~~~~' motion.

Mu Weiyue was closest and saw it clearly first. She screamed in fright and took several steps back.

"Ahhh, there's a snake!"

After seeing the snake, the others scattered and ran away.

Only Pei Li, Si Qian, and Li Chuanze remained still.

The first two were watching the excitement, while the latter was unable to move due to a cramp.

Li Chuanze stared wide-eyed in terror, forgetting even to breathe. His body was limp, and he was forced to stare at the yellowish-brown snake.

At this moment, Si Qian suddenly pulled Pei Li back two steps with a serious expression:

"I'm not a professional snake breeder, but I know that when you encounter a snake, you need to make it feel that you have no ill intentions. Gently stroke its head, and a normal snake will not bite you."

Upon hearing this, Li Chuanze's eyes lit up as if he had grasped a lifeline. Just as he was about to reach out, Director Zheng timidly raised his hand beside him:

"What if you get bitten?"

"If you bite me, then disregard what I said, since I already said I'm not a professional."

"..."

I understand. We should strike first and bite the snake before it can react.

[What a nutcase! I listened to that whole thing so seriously.]

I listened to it again, still in disbelief.