I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Okay, okay, are you collecting suns here?

[Stop talking, Teacher Strong is moving his hands and feet in unison again.]

[The teacher has once again single-handedly led everyone astray.]

After finishing a set of boxing techniques, everyone was drenched in sweat, as if they were distilling water.

So much so that after the instructors called for everyone to disperse, they all rushed to the shade of the trees.

Fu Xiao couldn't help but ask a soul-searching question: blaming everything on heaven, earth, and even the air.

"Instructor, what is the purpose of this military boxing?"

It's one thing that the dating reality show didn't even touch on romance, but why did it turn into a hellish mode?

Fu Xiao was having some existential doubts. No one had told him beforehand that a dating reality show almost cost him his life!

The ace sat cross-legged, looking calm and collected, signaling to the young man to calm down.

There are definitely benefits to boxing.

"For example, there was a news story back then about a college student who fought a criminal to the death and used his entire set of military boxing techniques."

"And then you won?"

"Then he was slashed thirty-two times."

Fu Xiao: "..."

Si Qian: "Looking at it this way, we really need to learn it. A normal person would be knocked down after two stabs, but someone who has practiced military boxing can withstand 32 stabs!"

If Fu Xiao had practiced even a little, he wouldn't have had to behead her after being stabbed eight times.

He can hold out for at least thirty-two cuts.

Pei Li: "By then, the corpses will be stiff and we still won't have finished posing."

What kind of hellish joke is this?

[It's hard to tell if this is a joke or serious.]

[If you use military-style boxing to fight, one slap from the other person will shut them up.]

After warming up, Ace and Navy arrived in a helicopter, the roar of the rotors almost shattering one's eardrums.

At a height of about two meters above the ground, the naval officer opened the co-pilot's door and jumped out of the air. He rolled on the ground with a cool somersault before stopping and immediately standing up.

"We'll teach you how to fly a helicopter in a bit, and each person will have fifteen minutes to experience it."

Si Qian raised her hand in the crowd: "Reporting, Instructor, I know how to do this!"

"You can?"

Si Qian replied confidently, "Yes!"

"Could you demonstrate it for everyone?"

Si Qian: "OK! But I need Teacher Pei to come and help."

After receiving permission from the instructor, the two went directly into the driver's seat.

After fastening his seatbelt and putting on his safety glasses, Si Qian checked everything and started the engine to warm it up. Then he gradually increased the throttle and began to adjust his position to leave the ground.

The whole process went incredibly smoothly.

The others, who were originally waiting to see the joke, were now completely dumbfounded.

No, she really does?

【Huh? It's already blooming so beautifully?】

I thought Si Qian was going to go for abstract art again...

【Huh? Huh? Huh?】

The ace standing on the ground: "Wow! You really know how?"

Even Pei Li, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was quite surprised.

"Is this also one of your part-time jobs?"

"No, this is something my sister taught herself."

Si Qian gripped the steering wheel, her eyes fixed on the road ahead.

The helicopter flew higher and higher, and the people below gradually became smaller until they could no longer be seen.

"You can learn this on your own?"

"Yes, I learned it by watching documentaries."

After saying that, Si Qian gripped the joystick and turned the car around: "Come on, I'll take you for a spin before we go back."

Let them go sunbathe down there; she's taking Plankton on a long voyage!

There were no cameras on the helicopter, but Pei Li forgot to remove his microphone, so the King could hear every word of their conversation.

"Oh no! We've been tricked!"

It was too late when they realized there was a problem.

Pei Li, who was on the helicopter, noticed that the microphone hadn't been removed and immediately turned off the sound.

There's no sound in the live stream right now.

"Mr. Krabs, where are we going now?"

"Attack Bikini Bottom!"

……

Goodbye, I, Teacher Strong, am not playing with you anymore.

[The dating reality show has its first-ever deserter.]

I'm so anxious because I can't see the screen! Please, just one glimpse! Please, just one glimpse!

Losing money, a deserter from a dating show!

Teacher Strong, a self-taught genius

Before filming even finished, the duo once again became a trending topic.

Li Chuanze and Ji Mingxuan, who could only watch helplessly in the ward, almost simultaneously smashed the cups on the bedside table.

Around four or five o'clock in the afternoon, the sun is about to set, its orange glow gilding the edges of the white clouds. From a distance, it appears as a continuous expanse, making it the perfect time for a close-up view.

The two flew for about half an hour before returning.

Otherwise, I'll get scolded.

"What a pity, we didn't get to see the moon."

Si Qian sighed, feeling a little regretful, and secretly resolved to get her own helicopter someday when she had the money.

To everyone's surprise, Pei Li looked over in a good mood, pointed at Si Qian, and spoke in an ambiguous tone.

"No, I saw the moon."

"where?"

How come she didn't see it?

"you guess."

"I do not guess you guess guess."

Si Qian rolled her eyes. "Tell me if you want, or don't. If you don't want to, then forget it."

Beyond the camera lens, in places that can't be captured.

As soon as the two came down, Director Zheng rushed out and slid in front of Si Qian.

"It's shallow!"

"Damn it!"

Si Qian also knelt down with Director Zheng, and the two of them lay on the ground, neither of them getting up.

"This is a dating reality show, not a suicide squad!"

After saying this, Director Zheng kowtowed to Si Qian.

"My worthless life is nothing to worry about!"

Then, Si Qian also kowtowed to Director Zheng.

Director Wu felt that the two of them were really embarrassing, so he went up and slapped Director Zheng across the face.

"Get up! There are no slaves in this new era!"

Director Zheng (choking back tears) (pointing at Si Qian): "What right do you have (choking back tears)... to hit me but not her?"

"Because I can't beat her!"

Director Wu was in the wrong but still spoke with great arrogance, which made Director Zheng cry even more bitterly.

After the farce, today's filming ended early.

Director Zheng tearfully dragged Director Wu along, wanting to find a feng shui master to figure out what the problem was.

While eating dinner in the cafeteria, Si Qian was scrolling through Weibo.

A message popped up in the chat window of a secondary WeChat account.

Perverted man: [Teacher Si, you really like that old man?]

Intensely train your sphincter muscles to sever the heartless man: [Is the older man Pei Li?]

Perverted man: [Seeing you smile at him makes me so jealous. I want to turn you into a specimen and put you in the basement.]

Si Qian: "??"

If you're so capable, turn Pei Li into a specimen! Killing her is hardly a skill!

Is it because I'm easy to bully?

The more Si Qian thought about it, the angrier she became, so she immediately sent an emoji.

At the hospital, Ji Mingxuan, having just taken a sip of water, opened the chat window upon hearing a message notification. A deathly smile emoji immediately caught his eye. "Pfft...cough cough...cough cough..."

Ji Mingxuan, who had just choked on his own saliva, coughed violently, clutching his chest.

Perhaps Si Qian's insults were too harsh, so Ji Mingxuan typed for a long time on the keyboard and changed to a more tactful way of saying it.

[Teacher Si, don't you like going to heaven? I can make that happen.]

After sending it out, Ji Mingxuan smiled with satisfaction.

*Beep* — A vigorous workout to break free of the unfaithful man: [Get lost! I'll send your whole family flying into the sky!]