I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Because of Ji Mingxuan's injury, he specifically asked Si Qian to take him to a nearby pharmacy to buy some iodine and medicine to treat his wound.

Director Zheng, adhering to the principle of not offending investors, pushed Si Qian forward.

It's a little past seven in the evening, and it's getting dark.

After applying the medicine, Si Qian led him back.

Seeing that Si Qian was walking silently and ignoring him, Ji Mingxuan chuckled softly and approached her: "Teacher Si, shall we talk about something sensitive?"

Si Qian immediately nodded and asked in return, "Okay, are you firm in your political stance?"

Ji Mingxuan paused for a moment, then got straight to the point: "Teacher Si, do you want me?"

Si Qian: "I want to!"

Ji Mingxuan tucked her stray hairs behind her ear and said with satisfaction, "Say what you want again."

Si Qian focused his energy in his dantian, took a deep breath, and unleashed his power—

"I want Ji Mingxuan's money! Money, money, money, money, money!"

Ji Mingxuan: "..."

ill!

Seeing that Si Qian remained unmoved, Ji Mingxuan revealed his true colors, saying in a chilling tone:

“Professor Si, do you know that I really want to make you into a specimen and put you together with my other collections?”

As he spoke, he opened his phone and showed Si Qian a picture of an animal carcass preserved in formalin.

Si Qian glanced at him, then distanced herself, calmly taking out her phone to make a call:

"Hey! Officer, I want to report someone for threatening me and abusing my bodyguard... Ugh!"

When Ji Mingxuan saw Si Qian call the police, he panicked and quickly snatched her phone, hung up the call, and covered her mouth.

Si Qian reacted quickly and nimbly, grabbing his arm and throwing him over her shoulder on the spot.

boom!

"what!"

Ji Mingxuan, who had been pounded on the ground, grimaced in pain. After standing up, Si Qian patted off non-existent dust from his clothes.

Hilarious! She was the woman who participated in a boxing championship for a prize of 100,000 back then.

How dare a little kid who hasn't even grown his first hair try to fight her?

Ji Mingxuan, who had just gotten up from the ground, was so angry that he vomited blood, but he was helpless against her.

After being disciplined, Ji Mingxuan became much more obedient and dared not cause any more trouble. The two returned safely to the hotel booked by the production team.

Another guest, Gu Shiyu, is currently chatting with the other guests.

Upon seeing Si Qian and Ji Mingxuan return, Director Zheng was the first to go up to them and ask, "How are you? Is it serious?"

Ji Mingxuan was a little annoyed and made up an excuse: "My wound hurts a bit, I'll go upstairs first."

Li Chuanze closed the book in his hand and said to Si Qian beside him:

"Come over here in a bit, I need to talk to you about something."

The others exchanged glances, their expressions somewhat meaningful.

At this moment, Ji Mingxuan stood in front of Si Qian, calmly confronting him.

"I'd like to ask Ms. Si to tutor me on my homework tonight."

"Please let me pass, Uncle Li!"

The way he addressed him as "Uncle Li" was emphasized so heavily at the end that Li Chuanze almost broke down on the spot.

Pei Li then stepped forward to join in the fun: "Coincidentally, I also have something to discuss with Teacher Si tonight."

Ji Mingxuan gritted his teeth, remembering the blow he had just received.

"Grandpa Pei, can you ask Baidu if you have something to ask?"

In response, Pei Li, adhering to the principle that "a fool wouldn't take advantage of a good deal," immediately patted Ji Mingxuan's head affectionately.

"No, my dear grandson, you should focus on your studies. Your grandma Si and I are going to have a chat about some adult topics."

Ji Mingxuan screamed in frustration, "Don't touch me!"

Gu Shiyu asked curiously, "What adult topics?"

Pei Li: "What score did you get on the college entrance exam?"

Gu Shiyu: "Stick!"

"..."

Director Zheng had originally prepared a welcoming ceremony, but due to the current situation, he had to let all the guests go back to rest first.

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

As soon as Si Qian arrived in the room, her phone vibrated several times in a row; she had received two messages on her alternate account—

Perverted man: [Teacher Si, my bed is quite comfortable, why don't you come and try it tonight?]

Intensely train your sphincter muscles to break free from a faithless lover: [Send me the link [playful]]

Perverted man: [...]

KouSouGe: [We're all adults, how about we do something adults should do?]

Intensely train your sphincter muscles to break free from a faithless lover: [Sharing from [Youth University Study]]

KouSouGe: [? ?]

No matter how hard the two opponents tried to break through her defenses, Si Qian immediately logged out of her alternate account.

After switching back to her main account, Si Qian sighed and finally opened the chat box between herself and Pei Li.

Don't be a jerk: [I want to die.]

Crazy Diary: [pdd [1.99 Yuan Special Rat Poison Enhanced Version, High Concentration Rat Repellent Device...]]

Mad Diary Writer: [Transfer 199]

Diary Maniac: [Buy 100 packs, solve the problem all at once.]

Diary of a Madman: [I feel your pain and want to help you~]

Don't be ridiculous: [Miracle doctor, suddenly I don't want to die anymore!]

In the next room, Pei Li had just finished showering and opened the app to order a dessert shop with good ratings.

Just as I was about to put down my phone, a message came in from the other end.

Don't be so smug: [I really envy you, your life is just as messy as mine, yet you're still so optimistic.]

Mad Diary Writer: [If you knew who my father is, you'd be envious too.]

Don't be ridiculous: [Seeking a tutorial on how to be reborn into the right family.]

Diary of a Madman: [Now, you'll most likely be reincarnated in India. I have a great way to make money, though it's a bit risky.]

Don't be ridiculous: [Seeking a tutorial.]

Crazy Diary: [pdd [5.9 yuan ice silk headgear/face mask, waterproof, sweatproof, breathable, suitable for sports and swimming...]]

Mad Diary Enthusiast: [Location [Florida - Bank]]

Mad Diary Writer: [Transfer 10]

Diary of a Madman: [I'll reimburse you for the headgear, good luck!]

Don't be so sassy: [Before robbing the bank, can we have a little tryst so I can enjoy myself?]

Mad Diary Man: [Really?!]

Diary Maniac: [How to steal it?]

Diary of a Madman: [Where to steal from?]

Mad Diary Reader: [Reply now!]

Diary of a Madman: [I made it here!]

After whetting the other party's appetite, Si Qian slowly began to type—

Don't be so sassy: [You'll secretly go to work for me tomorrow.]

Don't be a jerk: [Then I'll remember this kindness.]

Looking at the prompt that the input was in progress, Si Qian stretched.

You think you can control me?!

Just as I was about to go to sleep, there was a knock on my bedroom door.

Si Qian quickly dressed and became alert.

Damn it!

Could it be that Gu Shiyu and Ji Mingxuan have come to cause trouble?

The next second, a familiar voice came from outside the door.

The man's voice was cool and clear, but a closer listen revealed that he was in a very good mood.

"Mr. Krabs, I've come to steal the secret recipe for the delicious Krabby Patty."

Oh wow!

Plankton!?

After letting the person in, Si Qian immediately peeked at the hand that was behind his back:

"Where is my secret recipe for the delicious Krabby Patty?"

"Here!"

Pei Li magically produced the dessert he had just ordered from behind his back and handed it to Si Qian.

The two of them, with their dog sneakily locking the door from the inside, sat together on the balcony and shared a small cake.

What's your relationship with that Ji Mingxuan?

Recalling what had just happened, Pei Li couldn't help but ask.

That kid is definitely up to no good.

Si Qian mumbled through her cake, "Didn't I say I'm a tutor?"

Si Qian wiped her mouth with a tissue and continued:

"That kid is a pervert. He likes to collect all sorts of strange and unusual animal specimens. On my first day at his house, he took me to his basement to give me a hard time."

"and then?"

"Then I made a tip-off call and got him arrested."