I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

The head chef, hunched over and leaning against the table, vomited violently, repeatedly shouting "nausea" in English.

After vomiting, the head chef kept saying "sorry" in English.

"If you die, I'll refund your money..."

The waiter apologized and offered a solution.

At this moment, Li Chuanze felt acid churning in his stomach and immediately buried his face in the pot and started vomiting again.

The waiter, realizing what was happening, exclaimed, "!!!"

The head chef, who witnessed everything, nearly bulged his deep-set eyes out of their sockets, followed by a sharp, explosive sound:

"Oh my god!!!"

Si Qianteng stood up: "Sisters, buy it!"

After a brief silence of a few seconds, a series of moans erupted from the store.

The head chef and the waiter rushed to the kitchen, one of them leaning over the sink and scratching his throat.

This is absolutely mind-blowing! My eyes are wide open!!!

[Calculate the psychological trauma inflicted on these two people...]

Family, let's teach those foreigners a lesson they won't forget!

Having made such a huge mess, the store manager kicked them all out.

From then on, a sign was placed at the entrance of the restaurant, which specifically read in Chinese—

Spitting or vomiting into the pot is prohibited.

……

The day of free dating has come to an end.

In the evening, Director Zheng, with a serious expression, held the microphone and summarized the dating situation of the four groups that day.

Director Wu, standing nearby, sighed, looking at the result with a sense of helplessness.

"I regret to inform you that after a day of free team-building and dating, I hereby announce that all four groups of guests have failed their hidden missions!"

Upon hearing this, the guests all sighed in unison.

Mu Weiyue asked Lü Yao, "What is your group's hidden mission?"

Lu Yao glanced at Sheng Chi: "Mine is to hug any male guest three times, while Sheng Ge is to say 'I like you' three times to any female guest without being noticed."

Mu Weiyue: "My rule is to refuse a gift from someone once."

Fu Xiao leaned against the side, looking unwell: "My goal is to make any two female guests laugh once."

Si Qian: "Is this the reason you got forcibly kissed while cosplaying as a crocodile?"

Mentioning this, Fu Xiao instantly jumped up and down like a cat with its fur standing on end:

"you shut up!"

Today is absolutely the most humiliating day in his history!

After being forcibly kissed, he brushed his teeth for two hours straight and had no mood to do the mission at all!

All eight guests failed their hidden missions, much to the dismay of the production team.

Lamenting its misfortune, anger is indisputable.

It was only then that Pei Li remembered to ask Si Qian what her hidden mission was.

Si Qian said in a resentful tone, "Any male guest gave me flowers."

"With my condition, people would be hoping I die; they'd be more likely to send me a wreath."

"Now that I think about it carefully, the opposite of life is death, and the essence of living humans is actually a pre-made corpse."

She is now merely a living person on the verge of death.

Pei Li largely agreed with this: "In the past, people sought longevity; now, young people seek euthanasia."

[The teacher has a very clear understanding of herself.]

[To be dead, but not completely dead, and still able to go to work, is already quite remarkable.]

My biggest wish is that the driver who caused the accident would be fully responsible and kill me, and then compensate my parents with a few hundred thousand yuan. [heart emoji]

I thought having little hope for life was a niche sentiment [crying emoji]. I didn't expect everyone to feel the same way. You guys are so kind. I'd love to be your online friend again in my next life [crying emoji].

[Is it possible to kill half of humanity painlessly and easily? I don't care which half I'm in [smile]]

Seeing Si Qian's dejected look, Director Zheng offered her words of comfort:

"Teacher Si, take it easy. There's a long road ahead, plenty of time to enjoy life. Work hard when you're young, and when you're old, we can hire eight male models!"

It must be said that only Director Zheng's last sentence truly touched people's hearts.

Si Qian suddenly gave Director Zheng a wicked smile and let out a cackling laugh: "I don't even want to live past 50, but you're worried about what will happen to me when I'm old and can't move. I'm truly touched!"

"How about this, when I ever feel like I don't want to live anymore, I'll take you with me on my journey, so I'll have someone to keep me company!"

Director Zheng: "No need!!!"

Pei Li strode directly to Si Qian, his eyelashes slightly curved, a faint smile playing on his lips.

"Mr. Krabs, take me with you, I'll steal the secret recipe for the delicious Krabby Patty to feed you."

The man's soft, ticklish sound was like a feather stirring her heart.

Si Qian was momentarily flustered when she met that outrageously handsome face, but quickly regained her senses.

"I declined."

"why?"

"Because my name is Mr. Krabs!"

[Hahaha, this is the right way to deal with a nemesis!]

[Wow, I saw Mr. Krabs and Plankton together!]

【Ughhhhh, it's so sweet, what's going on?!】

Just as the director announced the end of today's recording and that all the guests had failed their tasks, Pei Li stepped forward.

"Wait a moment!"

He pushed Si Qian forward: "My mission with Mr. Krabs wasn't a failure!"

Director Zheng: "How do you know?"

"I gave Teacher Si a bag of coins; giving money is still giving money!"

Pei Li confidently and perfectly imitated Si Qian's shamelessness.

"You didn't say I couldn't give money."

"..."

Director Zheng hardened his fist: "Then Ms. Si's task isn't complete either, since no male guest gave her flowers!"

Pei Liqiang argued forcefully, "Having money to spend counts as spending it!"

【So, having money to spend counts as spending it!】

Damn it, why doesn't anyone give me money to spend?!

[I thought President Pei would find a loophole, but who knew he'd find a way in my crotch!]

Director Zheng's body was trembling—

I'm so angry!

How many seasons has the show aired?

He had truly never seen such a shameless person!

Director Zheng's gaze swept around, searching for his foreign aid:

"Mei Qian, say something!"

Director Wu stood up:

"That doesn't count!"

boom!

Si Qian broke off a piece from the task board next to her with her bare hands.

Director Wu sat back down.

"This can be calculated!"

Threaten him?!

Hilarious, he's a master of face-changing.

Okay, okay! Is that how it's going to be done?

[Teacher Strong and President Pei are kind of... well... like-minded!]

Director Zheng gritted his teeth and finally gave Si Qian and Pei Li priority to choose their cards.

He was afraid that if he didn't clench his back teeth, he wouldn't be able to resist biting Si Qian!

After the guests returned to their rooms, Director Zheng secretly went outside to cry under a tree.

Just as I opened my mouth to let out a scream to vent my emotions, water suddenly started dripping from the top of my head.

He wiped his face, somewhat puzzled, "It's raining?"

Director Zheng looked up at the sky and saw that the night was falling, but he did not see a single raindrop.

He leaned closer and smelled it, then his expression suddenly changed—

The sky has fallen!

Three seconds later, a furious roar rang out at the hotel entrance—

"Who the hell peed and urinated anywhere?!"

His urine soaked the sky, and his heart ached!

……

Back in her room, Si Qian pounced on the bed and rolled around on it.

Every time I go to bed, it feels as reassuring as returning to the grave.

At that moment, the phone vibrated twice.

Si Qian picked it up and glanced at it—

Diary of a Madman: [Are you there?]