I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

With a shout from Little Sweetie, the people guarding the gate made way for her.

There's no other reason than that few people can rival Britney Spears's massive size head-on.

Standing opposite her, Little Sweetie crossed her arms in front of her, making a gesture as if transforming into armor, and then let out a roar from her dantian—

"Dynamic Light Waves!"

Its massive, ox-like body hurtled straight toward the closed door like a missile launched from a missile.

Faced with such a chuunibyou sweetheart, even Pei Yi, who was a bit of a idiot, couldn't help but ask Si Qian.

"Sister-in-law, where did you find your bridesmaid?"

This foreign player is pretty formidable...

Xiaotian's hometown is not in Beijing. He missed the previous weddings because he went back to his hometown for the Spring Festival, so he wasn't in the bridesmaid group. He only rushed back a few days ago, so it's normal that Pei Yi didn't know.

Si Qian: "Don't pry into things in the underworld."

"Oh."

All I could hear was the incessant banging on the door.

With Little Sweetie's vigorous banging on the door, the lock was successfully broken.

The door opened a crack.

boom--

The door is open!

Si Qian's face lit up with joy, and she was about to lead her people inside when Leng Shao stepped in front of the door to block her way.

"Master, a toll packet for those passing through!"

Pei Yi followed suit: "Sister-in-law, a red envelope!"

Si Qian, who was about to force her way through, abruptly stopped halfway.

She hesitated, "Didn't we already give it to you?"

Leng Shao: "That was a red envelope for us to block the door. You didn't answer the question, so we have to give you another one."

"Okay, okay, okay!"

Si Qian then slipped each of them a one-yuan red envelope: "Is that alright now?"

Looking at the several men who stood in front of her, Si Qian gritted her teeth in hatred.

Ji Yiliang frowned in disgust: "Are you trying to get rid of a beggar?"

Before Si Qian could say anything, Chi Ye, who was next to her, snatched Ji Yiliang's red envelope.

"Take it or leave it, don't give it to me!"

A habitual bad habit!

To her, even a small fly is still meat.

After a tense standoff, Si Qian finally spoke.

After mentally reviewing the question, she exclaimed, "I understand!"

A dozen pairs of eyes turned to look at her.

Si Qian: "I know the answer to the question from earlier!"

Leng Shao was surprised, but then he thought about how his master was naturally intelligent...

"Master, please give me your answer!"

It's not hard to see the hidden clarity and folly beneath Si Qian's wise eyes.

Si Qian smiled confidently: "The living are the murderers, the dead are the victims!"

"..."

"..."

There was an eerie silence for two seconds.

Ji Yiliang looked at Si Qian with an incredulous gaze.

"No way, are you crazy?!"

Do you need to tell me that?

Si Qian: "Just tell me, isn't that right?"

She's an expert at this kind of speculative and profiteering.

After a lot of pulling and tugging, the group finally managed to get Si Qian inside.

Hearing the noise, the people inside looked towards the door.

At this moment, the groom Pei Li, who was tied up (not really), sat on the headboard of the bed with his mouth taped shut, and could only look to Si Qian for help.

Those wet eyes, paired with slightly reddened corners, made her look weak, pitiful, and helpless.

"I rely on!"

Si Qian's eyes nearly popped out of her head. She rushed over in a few strides, ripped the tape off, and cupped his face in her hands, her heart aching with tenderness: "Baby, I'm here!"

Pei Li leaned against Si Qian and snuggled closer, a slight smile playing on his lips as he murmured in a coquettish tone.

"Mr. Krabs, you've finally arrived."

Si Qian, who had been all smiles and kind words to the groomsmen just a second before entering the room, could now change her expression as quickly as flipping through a book.

"No, why are you kidnapping people? This is outrageous!"

The groom was also accompanied by a whole group of backstabbing groomsmen.

"That's right!"

Watching the couple's back-and-forth banter, the other four groomsmen all looked on with a mixture of disbelief and unease.

Wow!

Is this human language?

Leng Shao, heartbroken, complained, "Master's wife, if we hadn't tied you up, you would have already run to the door to greet people before Master even arrived! What use would our groomsmen be then!"

"Perhaps... it served a design purpose."

Si Qian answered for him.

While they were talking, Si Qian had already untied the ropes binding Pei Li in no time.

She said there was such a commotion outside, but there wasn't a sound inside.

After picking up the person, Si Qian led a large group of people downstairs and headed straight for the wedding procession at the entrance.

Open the car door—get in the car—close the door.

The whole process was done in one go.

Si Qian, sitting in the driver's seat, fastened her seatbelt, but something still felt off.

The car was empty...

The groom, now turned away at the door, was speechless.

Qian, are you still getting married later?

Three seconds later, Pei Li opened the passenger door and stood outside, smiling and teasing her.

"Master, the last four digits of the license plate are 0520. Are we going to the wedding venue?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Finally realizing belatedly that the groom hadn't gotten into the car, Si Qian immediately tried to make amends by solicitously inviting him in and thoughtfully fastening Pei Li's seatbelt before handing him a bottle of water.

Pei Li took the water Si Qian handed him and casually placed it in the car refrigerator as a reminder.

"Master Si, please concentrate on driving."

"Okay, please leave a good review!"

Si Qian himself led the way in a black Lincoln, followed by more than a dozen Cullinans.

The car moved slowly forward, gradually leaving the manor.

The groomsmen and bridesmaids who hadn't yet boarded the car looked at each other in bewilderment.

Mu Weiyue: "No, they just left like that, all fresh and beautiful?"

Chi Ye opened the car door next to him and shoved Mu Weiyue inside, then turned and beckoned Ning Yan to get in.

Yu Jin grabbed Ning Yan's arm first, defiantly asserting his dominance over Chi Ye.

"We'll ride in one car, you guys figure it out yourselves."

Fireproof, theft-proof, and pond-proof.

Chi Yechong gave Yu Jin the middle finger.

It's just that the two straight women he fancied are both married!

It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!

She kept reassuring herself.

……

Half an hour later, the wedding car arrived at the wedding venue.

After getting out of the car, Chi Ye went to the table where Li Chuanze was sitting, grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds, and started eating them.

Li Chuanze: "Aren't you a bridesmaid? What are you doing here?"

Chi Ye, with his legs crossed in a completely unrefined manner, said, "Hey, this is the eighth time already, just be casual about it!"

She dressed up so elaborately the last few times, this time she just wanted to be as relaxed as possible.

Even the bridesmaids wore cotton pants underneath their dresses, and their makeup was just done casually today.

It has a kind of hasty yet refined feel.

It felt like seeing a rural credit union on a street corner in Paris.

Just as Chi Ye was about to reprimand Li Chuanze in the manner of an elder, he caught a glimpse of a stunningly beautiful woman out of the corner of his eye.

wow-

The sunflower seeds fell onto the table.

Chi Ye stared intently, her gaze following him without blinking.

Mom, I think I'm in love again!