I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

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As Fu Xiao was going up the steps, she tripped over her own feet with her left foot and fell onto the suitcase.

The suitcase, however, slid smoothly down the road halfway down, carrying Fu Xiao with it, and two of its wheels broke off.

Fu Xiao was like a toad lying on top of it, and the scene was quite unsightly.

Si Qian: "..."

The silence was deafening to her.

Liu Ye couldn't bear to look at him and looked away.

"No way, buddy, this is so embarrassing."

[Fu Xiao: Tell my mother I'm a coward.]

In the end, Pei Li himself went down and carried the suitcase up.

After the four of them went up, Si Qian took out her phone, opened the QR code, and extended it to Fu Xiao.

Fu Xiao clearly didn't get her meaning and blurted out:

"Don't add friends."

Si Qian slapped him hard across the face, pointing at the suitcase:

"I'm making you pay up!"

Fu Xiao coldly compensated Si Qian.

He couldn't beat him again and again, and he couldn't beat him even though he scolded him.

He'd had enough of this pathetic life!

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Received 1000 yuan via WeChat payment —

After the money was transferred, Fu Xiao clenched her fists so tightly they cracked.

Just as he was about to utter some harsh words, Si Qian used only a few words to make Baga break down his defenses on the spot.

"Dude, your abs have dropped."

Upon hearing Si Qian's words, Fu Xiao almost instinctively lowered her head.

At the same time, the director's camera also gave Fu Xiao a close-up shot.

On his flesh-colored skin, the once clearly defined abdominal muscles and powerful V-line were now blurred into a mess.

【Huh? These days even abs are being scammed?】

Synthetic meat is really harmful!!

[Pah! That's clearly my brother's sweat from exercising! Why are you spreading this nonsense!]

Fu Xiao's expression changed drastically, and she hurriedly grabbed her coat and put it on, trying to cover up her mistake.

You've misjudged!

But his shout looked like he was furious.

Si Qian wasn't annoyed at all. Instead, she sneakily moved closer and pulled the person aside. Then, she took out a setting powder from her pocket and started enthusiastically promoting it.

That's right, she also runs a micro-business, specifically targeting idiots to scam... Ugh!

It's for sale!

"This one is great. It's a well-established domestic brand, and the powdery feel isn't too heavy. It's one of my go-to products."

What are these two talking about in a cryptic way?

Is there anything a valued member like me, Yangshizi, cannot hear?

Fu Xiao was still skeptical: "You would be so kind?"

"Oh dear!" Si Qian narrowed her eyes and lowered her voice, "I'll give you another discount since you're Li Chuanze's good brother. This kind of thing won't be easy to buy when we go abroad."

Fu Xiao revealed an expression that said, "I knew it."

It seems she still can't forget Brother Li.

"Tell me, how much?"

Si Qian held up three fingers.

Fu Xiao: "Three hundred?"

Si Qian: "It's thirty thousand!"

Fu Xiao was shocked, Fu Xiao didn't understand, Fu Xiao's voice cracked:

"So expensive!?"

"Where is it expensive? If you keep this up, I'll have to quote a famous saying!"

Si Qian was immediately displeased upon hearing this.

"Are you not trying hard enough?"

Fu Xiao ultimately became the sucker, spending 30,000 yuan to buy a box of loose powder from Si Qian.

Not long after, he inadvertently discovered that what Si Qian had sold him was actually flour.

Of course, these are all for later.

……

At the airport, after the eight guests gathered, Director Zheng spent a lot of money to hire two guides.

One was a tour guide for a tour group in Beijing, and the other was a local from the United States who came to Beijing to study.

The tall, localized guide gave a brief self-introduction:

"Hello everyone, I am your guide in the United States, Li Yiliang. You can call me Brother Li."

Si Qian immediately nodded: "Brother Li, I know you, you're very famous."

Brother Li raised the corners of his mouth: "Really?"

Mom! I've made something of myself!

"Yeah, haven't you heard that song?"

"Unity is Li Yiliang~ Unity is Li Yiliang~ This Li Yiliang is iron! This Li Yiliang is steel!"

Si Qian was completely absorbed in her own singing.

Everyone: "..."

[The teacher's erratic behavior makes me very uneasy.]

[I'm laughing so hard I'm practically pooping! [heart emoji]]

The foreigner next to me spoke fluent Chinese and gave a very methodical introduction:

"My name is Worth Vega, what about you guys?"

Si Qian: "My name is Tang Bohu Qiu Xiang."

Pei Li: "My name is Spitting Hertie."

At that moment, the two of them looked at the other six people at the same time.

Liu Ye immediately picked up on the joke: "My name is Medeirin Chana."

Lü Yao understood: "My name is Moga Jememen."

Make way! There must be a place for me, Yabi Jiongjiongjiong, here!

[Hilarious! I even bought amoxicillin capsules!]

It's clear the other three don't want to talk to these lunatics.

After the group boarded the plane, Si Qian casually asked the guide, Li, who was sitting next to her:

"How much did the production team pay you for each episode you recorded?"

Tour guide Li: "Let me take a look at how much it says on the offer letter."

After he finished speaking, the other person rummaged through his bag for a long time.

After a while, tour guide Li replied:

"two thousand."

two thousand!?

"Is Director Zheng really that stingy?"

Si Qian fell silent.

"Is it very little?"

"A job that pays two thousand isn't called an offer, it's called a joke."

In a place like Beijing where land is incredibly valuable, two thousand yuan isn't even enough to cover rent.

"It's two thousand a day."

"That's okay."

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After the plane arrived overseas, everyone came out of the airport, and the driver sent by the production team picked up the guests.

Eight guests, along with two cameramen and two guides, squeezed into a low-key white van.

The stuffy interior of the train was filled with the smells of gasoline and perfume, and with most of the passengers being men, the smell was quite pungent.

The driver was a young Black man who drove the van like a sports car, and the bumpy road conditions almost made me throw up my dinner from the night before.

Si Qian: "Master, isn't our truck overloaded? Won't we get points deducted if we get caught?"

The black guy gripped the steering wheel, turned around, and flashed a set of white teeth:

"Demerit points? You need a driver's license to deduct them."

For a moment, everyone in the carriage experienced a temporary mental lapse.

What...what do you mean?

Li Chuanze was the first to lose his composure: "You dare to drive without a license?!"

The guy said, "It's okay, alcohol emboldens cowards!"

The atmosphere inside the carriage froze for a few seconds.

Driving under the influence of alcohol without a license?

Spicy balls!

Fu Xiao swallowed hard: "Then why don't you get a driver's license?"

The young man said, "I'm nearsighted, almost to the point of several thousand degrees, so I can't take the exam."

Everyone: "..."

Barbie is Q.

Everyone was now drenched in sweat.

Si Qian was terrified.jpg

At that moment, a roadblock appeared ahead of us.

Sheng Chi yelled in fright, "Damn it! Brake!"

The young man replied, "I'm afraid that won't work; my leg is a prosthetic!"

Everyone: "!!!!!"

In the chaos, the young man shouted, "Hold on tight!"

Then, the van underwent a dramatic transformation.

The driver swerved to avoid an obstacle, and with a loud crash, all the guests in the back seat were thrown out.

Si Qian was thrown directly onto Pei Li by the inertia, while next to Pei Li was Li Chuanze, who had already been flattened.

After finally settling into a seat, Fu Xiao felt extremely dizzy. Seeing that the bus wasn't stopping, she became somewhat angry.

Why aren't you braking?

The young man sounded a bit guilty: "The brakes seem to be broken!"

Ahead, there appears to be a steep slope.