I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

House seemingly endless rain.

After finishing in the toilet, Pei Tianming looked exhausted and peered out, searching for toilet paper.

Finally, his gaze settled on the paper on the sink.

The sink at the entrance was five meters away from him at that moment.

In other words, if he wanted to get the paper, the only way was to bend over in a very unseemly position with his butt sticking out.

Just as Pei Tianming was struggling with his decision, the leaky, substandard cotton appeared.

Pei Yi, who was playing in the water in the bathroom, heard his father's groaning and came over with his pacifier in his mouth.

For a moment, Pei Tianming felt as if he had seen a savior.

He pointed to the sink: "Xiao Yi, go get Dad some paper towels!"

Pei Yi can understand what is being said now, and he stumbles to his feet to get what Pei Tianming wants.

Good news, he can understand what we're saying.

Bad news, I could only understand half of it.

Having received the paper, Pei Yi, under Pei Tianming's earnest gaze, resolutely picked up his only hope and slammed the bathroom door shut before leaving.

Now there's not even paper left.

The saying "one thought can lead to heaven, another to hell" is no more than this.

Pei Tianming was dumbfounded.

No matter how much he called out, Pei Yi acted as if he hadn't heard him, and walked away with the paper in his hand without turning around.

Upon receiving the good stuff, Pei Yi's first thought was to share it with his brother.

The little girl, not even as tall as the chair Pei Li was sitting on, used all her strength to stand on tiptoe and hand the paper in her hand to Pei Li.

"Brother... here..."

Pei Li, who was eating, felt someone tugging at his trouser leg.

Looking down, I saw Pei Yi.

Even though she hadn't grown all her teeth, she shared what she considered good things with her brother.

If Ye Tinglan hadn't been a mistress who rose to power.

Pei Li felt that he would like this younger brother.

But there is no "if" in anything.

The more Si Qian looked at the paper in Pei Yi's hand, the more familiar it seemed.

Isn't this the paper I just replaced for the first floor a couple of days ago?

The Pei family uses a wide variety of paper, clearly distinguishing between wiping their face, mouth, hands, and bottom.

What Pei Yi was holding was a toilet paper swab from the first-floor bathroom.

If I remember correctly, Pei Tianming just went to the first-floor restroom.

What will Lao Pei do if he runs out of toilet paper?

Thinking hard.

Even a rough thought might be alarming.

Pei Yi is truly Pei Tianming's finest son.

Si Qian walked over and patted Pei Yi's head, speaking earnestly—

"My child, you don't need to apply to Tsinghua University anymore, because you're going to Peking University."

Given Pei Tianming's personality, he wouldn't allow the seven wolves to attack him.

Young Pei Yi didn't understand what Si Qian meant by those words. He thought she was just playing with him, so he reached out to Si Qian for a hug.

Pei Li glanced at Si Qian, said nothing, and continued to calmly eat the shrimp in his bowl.

What's with this air of dignified composure and authority, like that of an empress?

It wasn't out of jealousy, nor was it a tantrum.

Rather, it is a firm sense of self-confidence.

It was as if they knew Si Qian wouldn't hug Pei Yi.

In fact, Si Qian didn't hug him. She just patted Pei Yi's head and pointed in the direction of Ye Tinglan and Shen's parents, telling him to go play with other people.

Si Qian said:

"Because all insecurity stems from a lack of love."

Children who have never received favoritism are often filled with anxiety and insecurity.

Pei Yi already has everyone's love, he doesn't need her.

But Pei Li only has her.

Therefore, she cannot serve water to both children at the same time.

Her fairness to the two children was cruelty to Pei Li alone.

After finishing their meal, Si Qian took Pei Li upstairs to do some practice problems.

Even the most intelligent geniuses still need to study hard.

……

Despite being two highly intelligent children, Li Chuanze and Pei Li are completely opposite.

He spends most of his time going to his father's company with his hands in his pockets to make connections.

Employees passing by all had to respectfully address him as "Young Master".

Perhaps due to the protagonist's halo, various skills seem to be stacked on him like buffs; for example, he became proficient in computers at the age of three, learned programming at the age of five, and was able to hack into his father's company firewall at the age of six.

In short, he was on par with Pei Li.

With more praise from those around him, Li Chuanze began to pay attention to his image and developed an idol complex.

He always dresses impeccably when he goes out, and he's a miniature version of his father.

It's nothing serious if he's just pretending to be dead; it doesn't bother anyone else, so let him do whatever he wants.

But Li Chuanze seemed to be self-taught, and the beginnings of his domineering CEO persona began to appear after he turned six.

The phrase I say most often is—

It's getting cold; it's time to bankrupt the X family.

But what kind of place is this?

International elite school.

Among his classmates, none of them could rival the Li family in terms of financial and material resources.

He acts like a delusional teenager all day long, constantly spouting harsh words.

Chi Ye finds Li Chuanze, that arrogant guy, the most annoying.

Mu Weiyue was someone you couldn't afford to offend, but you could avoid her. She pretended to be sick for seven or eight days and stayed home learning to fish.

Pei Li was too lazy to pay attention to him, but he couldn't stand Li Chuanze's constant troublemaking.

After the two of them applied to skip a grade again, Li Chuanze came to their door.

Li Chuanze leaned on Pei Li's desk and demanded, "Did you do this on purpose?"

Pei Li: "?"

Li Chuanze: "Do you really have to go against me? You've always had to interfere in everything I do these past few years?"

"I suggest you see a psychiatrist here."

Not having time to deal with him, Pei Li picked up the materials in his hand and walked towards the academic affairs office.

In addition to supporting documents and exams, skipping a grade also requires an impromptu speech on a given topic.

The requirement is that there should be no pauses or jams within three minutes.

Li Chuanze, who was also taking the exam to skip grades, delivered his three-minute speech with some difficulty.

His question was: Favorite Story

His speech was titled "Romeo and Kublai Khan".

That's right, Li Chuanze made a slip of the tongue as soon as he went up, and Juliet became Kublai Khan.

In order not to be looked down upon by Pei Li, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and make it up.

And just like that, two people who were completely unrelated came together.

The teachers' unanimous evaluation was—

Pronunciation: Level 1A.

Content: Level 5, Grade C.

Yu Jin's topic was: Favorite classic novel

The conversation started with Romance of the Three Kingdoms, then moved on to Sanwei Study, and then to Three Squirrels.

Another narrow victory.

Gu Shiyu's topic: Favorite holiday

His first words upon going up were—

My favorite festival is Qingming Festival because I can reunite with my family.

The audience burst into laughter.

When it came to Pei Li, the questions given by the examiner were different from those given to the others.

His question was: What do you want to say to the classmate you hate the most?

What should you say to the classmate you dislike the most?

I still have three minutes to speak.

Could this stump Pei Li?

Of course not.

Having already mastered Si Qian's teachings, Xiao Pei stepped forward, grasped Li Chuanze's hand, and spoke sincerely—

"Congratulations, classmate! I've successfully congratulated you!"

The sudden turn of events startled Li Chuanze: "?"

Promise me, you will eat with your mouth and walk with your legs.

Li Chuanze: "?"

"Your efforts may not guarantee results, but no results definitely mean no results."

Behind every successful man is a spine.

"So you just need to remember, don't worry about what to remember, just remember this!"