I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

As expected, on her first day at the Pei family, Si Qian gave the couple a real shock.

Seeing that Pei Tianming had fainted from anger, the old butler panicked and surrounded him, wailing and crying.

"Sir! The mud medicine is being beaten!"

Ye Tinglan disregarded her own image and pointed at Pei Li's nose, cursing him as a rebellious son.

Si Qian couldn't stand hearing others say bad things about her boss.

As Mr. Krabs' archenemies, they can't become lovers. If they did, they could no longer scheme against each other without restraint, argue with each other, or bite each other's lips in a moment of passion. They could no longer be closely connected as archenemies.

If they become lovers, all they can do is hold hands and kiss tenderly in the sunset, so nemesis can only be lovers...

Oh no!

She meant... therefore lovers can only be mortal enemies... sorry... she meant... mortal enemies!

Before the private doctor arrived, Si Qian went to Pei Tianming's side without saying a word and rolled up her sleeves.

Ye Tinglan asked warily, "What are you going to do!"

“I studied medicine before, and I know I need to do CPR in this situation. I have experience, so I’ll do it.”

Si Qian spoke with a straight face, but Pei Li, standing to the side, was deeply skeptical.

Medical background...experience?

He approached Si Qian and asked in a voice only the two of them could hear:

When did you study medicine? Where did you get your experience?

"Didn't you take a drowning prevention and first aid course in junior high school that included CPR and artificial respiration?"

The methods for cardiopulmonary resuscitation are the same for drowning and fire.

"..."

Emotions are just online experiences...

Pei Li was worried for his scumbag father.

Bless yourself.

As she spoke, Si Qian had already come to Pei Tianming's side, knelt down on one knee beside him, bent over, and pressed her two hands together on Pei Tianming's chest.

call!

Si Qian took a deep breath and then pressed down hard.

Click!

The sound of breaking bones sounded.

Pei Tianming woke up!

boom!

He collapsed again.

"gentlemen!"

The butler screamed and rushed over. Together with the private doctor who rushed over, they completed a preliminary examination and came to a conclusion.

That is--

Pei Tianming broke his ribs!

Si Qian then dug the roasted sweet potato out of the fire, and it was so hot that she almost did a hand gesture dance on the spot.

After breaking open the piping hot, enticingly sweet roasted sweet potato, she handed half to the dejected, rascal-like boss.

"What's wrong?"

Pei Li took the roasted sweet potato from Si Qian, looking utterly dejected, like a wilted eggplant.

"It's nothing, I'm just in a bad mood."

It's no big deal.

Si Qian thought for a moment and said, "If you're unhappy, go to Soul!"

Pei Li: "???"

Then, as if by magic, Si Qian pulled a beautifully crafted hairpin out of her pocket.

"Here, here you go."

When Pei Li saw what Si Qian handed him, he froze, staring blankly at the object in her palm:

"Where did it come from?"

Si Qian pointed to Ye Tinglan, who was sobbing uncontrollably on Pei Tianming's body not far away:

"My sister just stole it."

Pei Li's heart skipped a beat, and his hand holding the hairpin tightened. For a moment, the emotions hidden in his eyes spilled out, but he quickly returned to normal. When he looked over again, Ye Tinglan's head was empty.

“This is one of my mother’s belongings.”

Si Qian remained silent for a few seconds after hearing this. No wonder he kept looking at Ye Tinglan's head after seeing her.

Si Qian rolled up his sleeves and immediately patted his chest:

"What other belongings does your mother have? I'll go and steal them back for you now."

Strike while the iron is hot and kill him!

……

The next morning, the housekeeper, who was taking stock of the finances, was shocked to discover that the house had been burgled!

Literally, all the valuables in the master bedroom on the third floor have disappeared.

And some unscrupulous person rubbed peach fuzz on my husband's underwear!

My husband made a huge fool of himself today after changing his clothes at the hospital!

The thought of his wise and powerful husband groping and twisting his hips in front of so many people made him unable to bear watching.

Si Qian, who had already fled with her people, saw news about Pei Tianming again when the media reported that the Pei family had been burned and robbed.

However, the trending topic was removed within minutes.

It should be Pei Li who took action to remove the trending topic.

Inside the Pei Family Private Hospital in Beijing.

Pei Tianming lay on the bed, pounding the bed in anger, which aggravated his wound, causing him to break out in a cold sweat from the pain.

"Assistant Gou!"

"Chairman Pei, I'm here!"

Assistant Gou, who was standing outside the ward, quickly came into Pei Tianming's view.

Unable to suppress his murderous aura, Pei Tianming unleashed the words of a domineering old CEO—

Pei Tianming: "I need all the information about that woman within three seconds!"

Assistant Gou: "Three generations have been involved in politics."

Pei Tianming: "I don't want it anymore."

After thinking it over, Pei Tianming felt that Si Qian was a talented person and it was necessary to win her over.

Pei Tianming: "Which organizations do your family members work for?"

Assistant Gou: "At the police station."

This is good!

Pei Tianming: "What exactly do you do?"

Assistant Gou: "Being a prisoner."

"..."

Feeling utterly humiliated, Pei Tianming angrily uttered a harsh threat:

"I'm going to destroy her within three days!"

Assistant Gou's brow twitched violently, and he offered kind advice:

"Chairman Pei, murder is a crime these days!"

Times are changing, and even domineering CEOs are starting to abide by the law.

Pei Tianming cursed his assistant as useless, then angrily rebuked him:

"Why don't you just trick her into getting a tattoo?!"

That means I won't be able to take the civil service exam!

Assistant Gou praised Chairman Pei for his wisdom and insight.

Then, he immediately created a new account to add Si Qian, intending to trick him into getting a tattoo.

five minutes later--

Assistant Gou: "Chairman Pei, Miss Si said she doesn't want a tattoo, and that you can get a blue dragon tattooed on the left and a white tiger tattooed on the right."

Pei Tianming: "What do you mean?"

Assistant Gou: "Maybe they're praising your might."

Pei Tianming was very pleased by these flattering words and nodded repeatedly.

"Tell her that if she wants to marry into my Pei family, she must pass my test!"

after awhile.

Assistant Gou came in with his phone, looking quite troubled.

Pei Tianming's hawk-like eyes narrowed slightly: "What did she reply?"

The assistant said tremblingly, "Miss Si said... she said only the Party and the people are qualified to test her..."

-

Seeing that her biggest benefactor was unhappy, Si Qian took Pei Li to a nearby park on her electric scooter to cheer him up.

As luck would have it, I ran into Sheng Chi and his new girlfriend flirting on a park bench.

The two were so engrossed in their kiss that they couldn't bear to part, and when they kissed, they became so passionate and unrestrained that they lost all desire.

As soon as Sheng Chi opened his mouth, he turned his head and saw a large face coming towards him.

Si Qian: Dead pig peeking out and staring.jpg I will spy on you forever, forever! Sheng Chi was almost scared out of his wits by her.

"You scoundrel, we meet again!"

Si Qian's opening remarks were anything but pleasant.

An older woman buying groceries passed by, glanced at him, then turned back, her gaze shifting back and forth between Sheng Chi and the woman beside him. She then muttered a curse: "National treasure!"

"Pah! Shameless!"

The moment the girl looked up, the aunt blushed instantly.

Sheng Chi stepped in to defend his girlfriend, who is not in the entertainment industry: "What business is it of yours, you old hag?"

The girl immediately grabbed Sheng Chi and shouted at the older woman:

"mom!"

Sheng Chi was shocked, and he quickly corrected himself, shouting:

"Hello Auntie, I'm sincere towards her!"

The aunt clenched her fists so tightly they cracked: "This is my daughter-in-law!"