I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.
Chapter 34 You Call Me, I Will Always Come
Director Wu clutched his head and ran around frantically.
The comments section was already bursting with laughter.
[What a brilliant move to take the lead!]
This is a case of turning tail and running.
So embarrassing, I almost pooped all over the floor!
Urinating or defecating in public is prohibited.
The four male guests were like headless flies, completely disoriented.
The female guest who had stopped started throwing the hoop in her hand based on the sound of her footsteps.
Whether you can get the hook onto your partner is one thing, whether you can throw it in the right spot is another.
Si Qian had already started throwing things around haphazardly, and she didn't even know where she was standing.
Whoosh!
Throw it around in a circle.
"Ow!"
Director Zheng, who was hit by the object, covered his head and screamed.
The Boonie Bears duo hugged each other, choking back tears.
That damned Si Qian!
"Where's my Italian cannon? Load up the ammunition, I'm going to kill you both!"
Outside the venue, screams erupted from the two directors.
Si Qian: "Did you see that? Throwing things into the crowd, if it hits a dog, it will bark, and if it hits a person, they will scream."
[Hahahaha, if it hits a person, it will scream; if it hits a dog, it will howl.]
[I seriously suspect these two are after the production team.]
He threw it several times, but it either hit a staff member or missed.
It's not an option to continue like this.
Finally, Si Qian gathered his energy in his dantian and let out a loud shout:
"You scoundrel boss!"
Upon hearing the sound, Pei Li successfully located Si Qian's position.
"If you call me, I will always come!"
Upon hearing Pei Li's voice, Li Chuanze, who was not far away, immediately began to feel his way towards him, though his posture resembled that of a blind man touching an elephant.
Since they can't win, the other groups shouldn't expect to win either!
Especially Pei Li!
As she spoke, Si Qian had already adjusted her posture.
It was at this moment that Li Chuanze came to Pei Li's side:
"Where are you going?"
Li Chuanze stood like a solid wall in front of Pei Li, grabbing his arm directly.
Pei Li: "No!"
[Yueyue, throw it quickly! This position is correct!]
[Sheng-ge, pull yourself together! Lü Yao tricked Fu Xiao! I'm so anxious!]
The tense situation between President Li and President Pei resembled a children's fight.
[It would be even more fitting if the phrase "Don't leave after school" were added.]
Mu Weiyue also heard the noise at this moment and aimed in the same direction as Si Qian.
However, none of the four knew about it.
Pei Li turned to Si Qian:
"Come on! Fire at me!"
"It's done!"
Si Qian flicked her wrist and threw the ring in her hand toward Pei Li.
At the same time, Mu Weiyue also launched her attack.
Two circles came from the east and west directions—
The war is about to start.
Hearing the wind whistling past his ears, and seeing that Li Chuanze was still blocking his way, Pei Li kicked Li Chuanze's third leg in a blind spot not captured by the camera.
"Get lost, you're acting like you're sick!"
Pei Li performed a graceful ghost dance, followed by a magnificent turn.
A ring landed steadily around his neck.
"game over!"
As the whistle blew from outside the venue, the eight guests removed their blindfolds.
Li Chuanze was seen with a livid face, bent over, and clutching his crotch.
Si Qian blew a lewd whistle at him:
"Hey! The crotch-covering faction!"
Director Zheng walked out from off-site, but this time he was wearing a helmet.
He held the microphone and snorted coldly in Si Qian's direction, then announced the results:
"Those of us who won the downhill pass in the ring toss game—"
The production team subtly built suspense, raising their voices slightly:
Congratulations to our Chuan Yue couple!
Si Qian: "Huh?"
Pei Li: "Huh?"
Upon hearing his name called, Li Chuanze instinctively straightened his back.
As she moved, the collar around her neck became visible.
Director Zheng explained, "President Pei received the call three seconds later than President Li, so Chuan Yue won."
Now it was Li Chuanze's turn to finally get his revenge:
"Ah!"
To be honest, President Pei's movement just now seemed a bit familiar.
Pan Zhoudan, 29 years old this year, graduated from Zurich...
[Upstairs, how could you send a voice message?]
After finishing the last of their provisions at the mountaintop, the eight of them descended the mountain at noon.
Uh... six people went down... five people went down the mountain.
Li Chuanze took Mu Weiyue to ride the cable car.
Pei Li simply stuffed Si Qian into his suitcase and took her down the mountain.
Seeing Si Qian crawl into the suitcase and curl up inside, everyone felt a momentary lapse in their cerebellum.
Lu Yao asked with some concern, "Is this really okay?"
Pei Li forcefully pressed Si Qian's head inside:
"Don't worry about it, I have plenty of strength and means."
What's the difference between this and dumping a body?
The only difference might be that she's alive.
[It's creepy...]
After arriving at the foot of the mountain, since Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue had already gone back, everyone took taxis to the villa.
As soon as Pei Li came out, the enthusiastic driver, upon hearing that Pei Li wanted a taxi, immediately rolled up his sleeves and was about to move his things into the trunk. Pei Li quickly stopped him.
"No need, Master, there's something here—"
"Oh, I'll take whatever's on the bus. The city management officers are coming soon, so get in!"
Before he could finish speaking, the driver had already shoved the person into the car and casually tossed the suitcase into the back seat.
Sitting in the passenger seat, with the seatbelt not even fastened, the driver floored the accelerator.
The van shot off in a flash.
Pei Li's hidden camera is still broadcasting live.
Wow, that's fast!
[Speaking of which, where is Si Qian?]
[Go back upstairs, it's in the suitcase in the back.]
The car drove out of the city center and headed towards the seaside villas.
The driver, gripping the steering wheel, chatted casually with Pei Li while waiting at a red light:
"Hey bro, climbing a mountain all by yourself?"
"Not alone."
"How many are those?"
The driver turned the steering wheel and took a shortcut that few people used.
"Two people."
"what?"
The master's smile froze.
Pei Li emphasized again, "We climbed the mountain together."
The master stammered, "Then...then what about the other one?"
As he spoke, the master was drenched in cold sweat, which dripped down his face.
Through the rearview mirror inside the car, the driver caught a glimpse of the trunk in the back, and his heart pounded wildly.
"Ah!"
The man sitting in the passenger seat suddenly chuckled softly, which sounded particularly eerie in the empty car.
"It's in my suitcase."
The master's heart stopped instantly. The path was deserted, the midday sun was blazing, and the only sound was the chirping of insects outside—the terror was off the charts.
"Dude...dude...this joke isn't funny..."
One person is asking earnestly, and the other is answering earnestly.
Stop talking, I'm drenched in sweat in the middle of the day.
[Driver: Help! I've seen a ghost!]
[Imagine yourself as the driver, it's really terrifying, but I'm just an online user, I just laugh out loud!]
Pei Li, however, was extremely serious: "I'm not joking, the person is in the suitcase."
driver:"……"
As if to confirm Pei Li's statement, Si Qian knocked twice inside the suitcase.
bang bang!
At this point, the driver completely broke down.
"Come and get your medicine!"
The driver was so frightened that he abandoned the car and fled, jumping into someone's farmland and running wildly through areas where the car couldn't go.
The master was so anxious that he was slapping his own buttocks as if he were riding on wheels of fire.
Broken leg!
You'd better run faster!
I don't know who came up with this term:
Plankton dumps Mr. Krabs' body
It immediately topped the trending searches.
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