I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Worried that some people might not like grasshoppers and earthworms, Si Qian even thoughtfully picked a lot of tree leaves. These things can be cooked and eaten, but they don't have much flavor.

But as long as it fills my stomach, that's fine.

Si Qian and Yang Wei were holding a bunch of spiders, grasshoppers, and earthworms that were missing arms and legs.

Pei Li held a pile of leaves, feeling like he was superfluous.

[If any one of these fell on me, I'd immediately start doing a laser dance, okay?]

[Take it further away!]

[Director Zheng said he wouldn't care, and he really isn't going to?]

Si Qian found food for dinner, while Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze found a water source.

A winding river, its clear water gurgling down from afar.

Mu Weiyue picked up the large bucket and water ladle that the production team had given her and stood by the river to start scooping.

At this moment, Li Chuanze's germaphobia kicked in again. Looking at the open river with mixed feelings, he asked, "Is this drinkable?"

Without even thinking, Mu Weiyue replied, "No."

His brows furrowed even deeper: "Then why are you still pretending?"

Mu Weiyue: "Boil it and drink it."

After a pointless conversation, Mu Weiyue scooped up a large bucket of water.

Li Chuanze probably wanted to show off in front of Mu Weiyue, so he took the initiative to fetch water.

He elegantly rolled up his sleeves and reached for the water.

He mentioned it!

...It didn't happen.

He gathered his strength and lifted again!

Still no progress.

Seeing that he was about to embarrass himself in front of Mu Weiyue, Li Chuanze tried to salvage the situation: "The handles are too slippery, they're hard to grip..."

After watching his performance, Mu Weiyue no longer wanted to talk to him. She walked over and picked up one of the handles, saying, "Let's go together."

……

The five of them returned almost one after the other.

As soon as Si Qian entered, the other guests, who were already starving, immediately surrounded her.

Chi Ye exclaimed in surprise, "Teacher Si, what food did you find?!"

Calculating the time, they had been on the bus since nine in the morning and it was already past four in the afternoon. They were exhausted after a long day, their mouths were dry, and they hadn't eaten anything. Now they could only place their hopes on Si Qian and the others.

Si Qian grinned: "Meat-based!"

Upon hearing that it was meat, the group immediately grinned and laughed heartily.

Survival in the wilderness is actually quite easy!

Ji Mingxuan guessed, "Pheasant or rabbit? If all else fails, a small bird will do. Even a fly is still meat."

Mu Weiyue guessed, "Judging from the fact that Teacher Si wrapped it in clothes, it must be a bird."

Si Qian shook her head: "No."

Lü Yao: "Is it a rabbit?"

Si Qian: "No, not exactly."

She stopped keeping everyone in suspense and squatted down to show everyone the grasshopper spider she had wrapped in her clothes.

Si Qian squatted down and opened her arms to show off: "Ta-da!"

"..."

"..."

After two eerie seconds of silence, screams erupted that nearly lifted the roof off.

Men and women alike started breakdancing.

"Aa ...

"What's this?!"

"Throw it out! Throw it out!"

"yue..."

A group of people ran outside and squatted in the corner of the wall, retching.

[Grasshopper spider: Head removed, edible.]

[Following Sister Si, I'll go hungry nine times in three days.]

[Does Teacher Tsukasa make a weird "geigeigei" laugh when he sees food?]

Regardless of what others called out, Si Qian and Teacher Yang had already started making fire by rubbing sticks together.

Winter nights not only see a rapid drop in temperature, but also an early dark.

Before you can start a fire by rubbing sticks together, you need to gather some flammable materials like wood chips...

Then they started rubbing and ...

欻!

The fire is on!

Si Qian wrapped the spider and grasshopper in freshly picked leaves and threw them into the fire. She then began to boil water to cook the leaves.

The others stared at Si Qian with horror and disgust.

The insects in the fire crackled and popped as they roasted.

The water in the kettle was bubbling and gurgling.

Si Qian had already taken out one of her spiders and given it to Pei Li.

"If we can't find anything tomorrow, I think we can try roasting some maggots."

Upon hearing this, another wave of retching sounds filled the room.

Pei Li took the spider she handed him.

It was less like an insect and more like a piece of burnt, blackened charcoal.

It was no longer recognizable as an insect, as it was pitch black on the outside.

He carefully took a bite. Besides a slightly bitter, charcoal-grilled taste, there was another indescribable flavor—neither unpleasant nor delicious.

Si Qian asked, "Is it delicious?"

Pei Li answered truthfully, "It doesn't taste good."

Teacher Yang was already chewing on the earthworm.

It creaks and groans.

No one else dared to eat the spiders and grasshoppers. Even though their stomachs were rumbling, everyone would just take a sip of tree leaf soup to warm themselves up.

Si Qian elegantly wiped her mouth after finishing eating her own spider grasshopper.

"Excellent! The taste is absolutely wonderful!"

Other production teams at least secretly provide some supplies for their guests, but you guys are just leaving them here unattended?

What do earthworms taste like? Can I try some?

You must be really hungry.

The program team had Teacher Yang teach everyone survival skills, but Teacher Si directly taught everyone how to become wild men.

After everyone had eaten and drunk their fill, Teacher Yang said, "Let's assign tasks for tomorrow. Some of you will stay and continue reinforcing the house, as it's expected to rain in the next couple of days. The rest of you will all go and find food."

Si Qian sat cross-legged on the ground: "We should be able to find food near the water source. Let's see if there are any snakes, ground squirrels, or frogs. We can eat those."

Everyone else had mixed feelings.

"Teacher Si, eating everything will only harm you."

After briefly assigning tasks for tomorrow, Si Qian began to find a palm-sized stone on the ground and polish it to make weapons.

While sharpening the stone, she said to the camera, "Family, as a mature savage, I need to make my own weapons. After sharpening the stone, I'll tie it together with a stick. I can use it to spear fish in the river and mole rods on the ground. Perfect!"

Take a look first, just in case you need it.

[It's gotten really fast; it's connected to the Paleolithic internet.]

I've been reborn, reborn into the Paleolithic era. To unify the tribe, I now need to teach people how to make stone tools.

[Chief, why is the neighboring tribe using bronze tools? I want to use them too! [crying]]

[Chief, the cavemen next door are already sharing their controlled nuclear fusion technology. When are you going to share yours?]

Chi Ye saw Pei Li learning how to polish stones next to Si Qian and asked incredulously, "You're actually learning?"

Pei Li said calmly, "Let's see how it goes. It might come in handy if we end up as cavemen."

After we had eaten most of the food, it was already late.

Everyone started decorating their own homes.

Without bedding, everyone could only clean the floor and sleep in their clothes.

The house was warm with firewood burning inside.

The ground is so hard, it's hard to fall asleep.

Of course, except for Si Qian.

Having gotten used to sleeping on a cement bed at home, she said that lying here felt like coming home.

At night, Sheng Chi felt something rubbing against his hand. When he opened his eyes, he saw a mouse staring at him.

Mouse: "Squeak~"