I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Before leaving, Si Qian once again gave the woman a wise saying.

"Don't date a poor man, because not only are poor men difficult to please, but you also have to cater to his fragile ego."

Don't spend a poor man's money; it's his life.

[Once you hear him talk about your life and his dreams, you'll be obedient.]

Forget about spending his money; he'll even nag you if you spend your own.

Don't date someone who is ugly, short, or poor, because you need to respect their self-esteem.

Before the woman could react, Si Qian had already pulled Pei Li onto the plane.

Inside the first-class cabin, Si Qian clicked into the program team's group chat and tagged all members.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Didn't we agree to meet up? Where is everyone?]

Above the Moon: [Missed out due to traffic, will have to wait for the next flight.]

Slap that good mouth of the mute man repeatedly: [+1]

Li: [+2]

Don't be too arrogant: [Fu Xiao and I just arrived at the airport.]

Si Qian frowned as she watched the messages popping up in the group chat.

So, only the two of them boarded the plane first?

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [What are you all doing?]

Don't be too arrogant: [Reading to cultivate one's character.]

Far ahead: [What book is it?]

Don't be too arrogant: [Oranges are not the only fruit. —Neil Gwen]

Si Qian rolled her eyes as she watched the illiterate people in the group start pretending again.

She started typing on the keyboard.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Nir Gwen isn't the only human. —Orange]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: "Even jokes have their limits. — Louis XVI"

Above the Moon: [I never watch My Little Pony. —Shang Yang]

Slapping the mute's sharp tongue repeatedly: "If only you were a boy." —A straight woman

I have no money: [Received! — Ox and Horse]

So rich: [Starting my diet tomorrow. —Me]

Huahua (cremation): [I must go to bed early tonight. —me]

Sheng Chi withdrew his message.

Don't be too arrogant: [6]

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The plane arrived in City S.

Si Qian, who had been sleeping the whole way, followed Pei Li off the plane and exited through the VIP passage arranged in advance by the production team.

Since the other guests hadn't arrived yet, Si Qian could only send a message to ask Director Zheng where his hotel was.

Director Zheng sent an address, and Pei Li went to the roadside to hail a taxi.

Si Qian squatted by the roadside, watching Pei Li carry his suitcase into the taxi with unblinking eyes, and couldn't help but click her tongue twice.

He caught a glimpse of Si Qian staring at him out of the corner of his eye, so he put down his things and walked over.

"Mr. Krabs, what are you laughing at?"

Si Qian tossed her hair and stood up, looking him up and down.

"The thought of marrying a handsome man like you—180cm tall, hardworking, filial, with a slender build, broad shoulders, narrow waist, and perky buttocks—without any dowry makes me want to laugh."

Pei Li chuckled and asked, "Will Mr. Crab take care of me from now on?"

Si Qian carefully considered his words. It wasn't impossible for her to support him, but she would need to save more money. If he were to marry her, she couldn't afford to mistreat him.

"Although I currently have no car, no house, and a low salary, I have ambition!"

Meeting Pei Li's expectant gaze, she reaffirmed her resolve.

"My virtuous husband has helped me achieve my lofty ambitions; in return, I will repay him with ten thousand taels of gold!"

[Okay, okay, so you two aren't even hiding your relationship from others now.]

This is too ambiguous. I'm going to order a KFC meal at full price today to calm down!

This isn't just being ambiguous; this is going straight for the kill.

[Given Ms. Si's thought process, she might not understand if it's phrased indirectly...]

Why are you speaking such blunt truths!

If those two are scripted, I'm definitely going to fold Director Zheng into a foldable screen and recycle him after the show ends!

[We accept tall, fair-skinned, slim, and handsome men over 180cm.]

After arriving at the hotel, the two were led to their room by a staff member to put their things away.

I heard that the filming location is in the mountains, so we have to rest at the hotel for a day before we can go into the mountains tomorrow.

Si Qian casually tossed her suitcase into the room and went to the bathroom to shower and change.

This body is made entirely of polyester fiber, and I wonder how many plastic bottles it's wearing.

It doesn't keep you warm, it's just cheap.

She wore it when recording the show, and she didn't feel bad even when it got damaged.

Ugh!

I wake up in the morning wearing clothes made of plastic, eat pieces of fruit cut from rotten fruit, have a braised pork belly with preserved vegetables for lunch that tastes like vegetables, drink a cup of milk tea full of scraps in the evening, and use sanitary napkins that were produced more than ten years ago and are not long enough during my period.

Her life story of donkey meat pancakes.

emm...

How can this not be considered happiness?

After tidying herself up, Si Qian changed into a red, tight-fitting men's outfit, just like the one worn by the aloof young master.

Don't be fooled by how ugly the clothes are.

This is pure cotton!

Just then, Pei Li came over to ask her to go to the nearby supermarket to buy something.

Pushing the small cart in her hand, Si Qian kept muttering to herself beside Pei Li.

"Remember to buy toothpaste, buy toothpaste, buy toothpaste, buy toothpaste, buy toothpaste, buy toothpaste, buy toothpaste, buy toothpaste..."

After repeating this dozens of times, Pei Li took the sample yogurt that the sales clerk brought and handed it to Si Qian, and also took the shopping cart from her.

"Let me shut you up with some food."

If he keeps rambling on and on, he'll turn into toothpaste.

Si Qian took a bite, and her expression changed instantly.

Seeing her reaction, Pei Li assumed she liked it, so he turned back and asked the sales clerk for a few more boxes, which he put in the shopping cart.

"Is it tasty?"

Si Qian swallowed the dry yogurt in her mouth with difficulty, almost rolling her eyes on the spot.

She smacked her lips twice, savoring the taste as she commented.

"Sweeter than poop but not stickier than poop, poop is free but this one is expensive."

【Hey↗ Buy this for New Year's goods, it'll be good for those talkative relatives during the holidays.】

Eat something during the exam so you can stretch your neck out to the other side [heart emoji]

[Long-distance relationships can be so close that a single bite of food can bring you to a kiss.]

After Si Qian threw the small cup of tasting into the trash can, she turned to look at Pei Li with a slightly bewildered expression.

My mind went blank: "What was I just about to buy?"

"Teeth..." "I remember now, I need to buy toothpaste!"

Si Qian interrupted Pei Ligang as soon as he opened his mouth, slapped her forehead, and pulled him around to walk towards the household goods section.

Pei Li, who was following behind her, pushed the stroller and followed, feeling both helpless and amused.

"Mr. Krabs, slow down..."

Watching Si Qian scurrying towards the living area to pick out things, he felt, for some reason, a sense of déjà vu about married life.

After gathering all the things she needed, Si Qian asked him, "Is there anything you want to buy?"

Pei Li shook his head: "I can't remember."

He said he couldn't remember, not that he didn't have it.

Si Qian blinked: "Huh? Don't you usually go to the supermarket?"

Pei Li asked her, "What's the point of going out alone?"

Everyone else was shopping together as a family of three, chatting and laughing.

Was he all alone, just there to watch the fun?

Hearing this, Si Qian pursed her lips and said, "It's okay, I'll go shopping with you from now on."

"it is good."

He responded lightly.

"The first step in grocery shopping is to buy food!"

Si Qian took Pei Li to raid the cold dish section.

Si Qian: "What do you want to eat?"

Pei Li casually pointed: "What's that?"

Si Qian: "Slice the rogue boss."