I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

While Pei Yi was being brutally attacked by his father and mother with Seven Wolves cigarettes, Si Qian and Pei Li had just arrived at the West Suburbs Manor to finish dealing with the things they had brought back that day.

The latest episode of "Love You Till I Die" was filmed in City S.

The day before, Leng Shao posted an edited video on the official Weibo account as requested by Director Zheng to generate buzz.

Undoubtedly, the video topped the trending charts.

Director Zheng was already used to this. After all, ever since Leng Shao took over the editing of the program, there were all sorts of strange and bizarre videos that Leng Shao couldn't edit, only things he couldn't imagine.

He felt he had the tolerance and would succeed in whatever he did.

When you open the video, ten guests stand scattered in front of the camera, each with a determined look as if they are about to join the Party.

As the familiar opening theme of "Jackie Chan Adventures" began to play.

Thump thump thump ↗

Ta-da!

Thump th ...

Si Qian, standing in the center, took off her coat and threw it into the air, striking a pose like a white crane spreading its wings towards the camera.

Hey!—Ha!

Swish swish swish swish!

After a series of incomprehensible gestures, he accidentally slapped Director Zheng, who had wandered into the shot.

Immediately afterwards, Pei Li, as if rushing to a performance, did an Ip Man squat in front of the camera, then took a running start and jumped.

Director Zheng, who had just stood up and was trying to escape the scene, didn't notice anyone and was bumped into again.

Then Chi Ye rushed over and performed an extremely difficult high kick split in mid-air.

Immediately afterwards, Ji Mingxuan, with his neck hunched and body curled up, unleashed a set of Mantis Fist punches into the air, sending Director Zheng flying.

Liu Ye, who was standing next to him, picked up a stick and performed a super cool stick technique in the air.

The stick flew out of his hand and hit Fu Xiao, who was doing a backflip next to him.

As he fell, he crashed into Sheng Chi, who was rolling on the ground, trying to make a neat sniping gesture.

Mu Weiyue and Lü Yao slid in from opposite sides, making a shooting gesture at the camera.

Li Chuanze, who made the grand finale appearance, performed a set of elegant drunken fist techniques.

As a result, an old man passing by mistook him for someone who had escaped from a mental hospital and knocked him unconscious with a shovel.

[This camera work is really professional! Thumbs up!]

The image of Sheng Chi lying on the ground was just like Tru's.

There's a show called "Jackie Chan Adventures" that imitates you.

Hello! Is this the Beijing Mental Hospital?

[Isn't anyone going to feel sorry for CEO Li? Hahaha!]

It's like someone ripped out his brainstem.

[An electronic version of The Monkey's Adventure.]

It must have been really tough on Director Zheng and Director Wu, having to put each of you through one-on-one.

[The production team actually has ten guests with such outrageous personalities.]

Elder abuse is prohibited

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A video allegedly showing a teacher pretending to be another guest and acting crazy has surfaced online.

Director Zheng appeared expressionless as he watched the edited footage and the trending topics, but his hands were actually shaking.

Sometimes he really wanted to just send all those guests back to their place!

Director Zheng took a deep breath as he watched the video, which was only thirty minutes long but had already garnered nearly a million likes.

As incompetent as Director Zheng was, he logged into the official Weibo account and edited the entry.

Bizarre and perverted

The consequence of holding back his anger was that Director Zheng suffered from toothache due to internal heat.

Late at night, Director Wu accompanied Director Zheng to the hospital.

Lying on the treatment chair, Director Zheng stared at the examination light above his head with his mouth agape.

The dentist warned: "Smoking is harmful to your health."

Director Zheng relaxed: "Luckily, I'm a smoker."

"..."

After examining Director Zheng, the dentist frowned and said, "All your teeth are rotten."

Director Zheng asked humbly, "I'm sorry, doctor, what did my teeth do to you?"

"..."

After a comprehensive communication and exchange, Director Zheng was discharged from the hospital.

-

Amidst much anticipation, the preview episode premiered the following morning.

Today's activities mainly consisted of showcasing the guests' preparations before departure, with the occasional guest making a few brand-related advertisements for the sponsors.

The viewers in the live chat were very enthusiastic.

It feels like ages since we last met! [Flying kiss] [Flying kiss] [Heart] [Rose]

[Do you miss us? No?! If not, then you should think about us more.]

[Teacher Si, did you get to kiss President Pei properly while we were away?]

Hello everyone, I'm Xu Junxiao!

[Give me money! Give me money! Give me money, ...

[If the person upstairs doesn't have any, could you order some for me too?]

As the camera zooms in, a figure appears in the frame.

Then came the sound of shoveling.

Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle—!

"Teacher Si!?"

The cameraman called out uncertainly, and Si Qian, who was diligently scraping away those annoying flyers in front of him, turned around.

She was wearing a dark blue work uniform with several brightly colored words printed on it—

I'm the most awesome company.

"Professor Si, what's wrong...?"

"Hey, I was bored the other day, so I just picked up a job putting up small ads."

After removing the small advertisements, Si Qian carried her small bucket and walked forward.

The cameraman caught up with them: "But weren't you removing those flyers?"

Si Qian, who was walking ahead, turned around and gave the teacher who was filming her a mysterious smile.

"Because what I removed was the small advertisement I put up a couple of days ago."

The photographer: "?"

"Posting small advertisements costs 180 yuan a day, removing them costs 200 yuan a day."

After saying that, she led the cameraman into Li Chuanze's office and bowed ninety degrees.

"Mr. Li... I'm Master Si from 'I'm the most awesome housekeeping service company'. Is there anything else you need cleaning?"

Li Chuanze, who was reviewing the contract, asked, "?"

[Hahaha, so this is a little advertisement for CEO Li's company.]

[The prophet's knife was mentioned in the previous comments.]

[My good deeds have vanished because of my laughter.]

[Quickly tap the electronic wooden fish twice to accumulate merit.]

Li Chuanze now possesses a strong heart.

He got up and walked out, but Si Qian, fearing he would renege on his debt, hurriedly called out to Li Chuanze—

"Where are you going, knife-cut noodles?"

Li Chuanze: "What's it to you?"

Si Qian hardened her fist: "You said you'd settle it now."

Li Chuanze: "Wait a minute!"

Watching the knife-cut noodles disappear into the distance, Si Qian felt that this was a moment that deserved a song.

Thinking this way, she did just that.

She was seen chasing after Li Chuanze, singing very loudly:

"Smoke signals and sandstorms at the pass—!"

"Please, General, drink less!"

"The road ahead is difficult!"

"I'll be waiting at the company!"

Li Chuanze turned around as if he had seen a ghost and roared at Si Qian.

Are you crazy?!

[Alas, how utterly laughable! It made this young lady laugh until she passed away.]

[With a laugh, this young lady has mountains of gold and silver.]

[Whose crazy girlfriend is ready to be taken away?]

[Laughing, I should be carefree in the martial world. This humble woman is unworthy of your favor, sir. I kept getting coffee refills until I was sick of it, and now I'm dying! May Heaven grant me mountains of gold and silver! Buy it or not, it's cold!]

[You're laughing because I'm your ex-boyfriend, the one who once saved the world.]

[I laughed so hard I almost laughed out loud!]

[Hahaha, I never imagined such music existed in the world! Seeing it for the first time today feels like meeting an old friend! How delightful! Hahahaha! I should roam the world freely! Drinking a pot of turbid wine!]