I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Director Zheng, still dazed after a night's rest, and Director Wu, whose head was wrapped in gauze, helped each other continue directing the program.

He seemed to have a kind of indomitable spirit despite his physical disability.

"Today we're going to play matchmaking."

On the beach, ten guests sat together in a circle.

Director Zheng held a thick stack of cards face down in the middle: "One guest will be chosen from the ten guests to be the blind date (male/female). The other nine will be matchmakers. Each matchmaker will hold three cards, on which the conditions of the blind date are written. The nine matchmakers will introduce the blind date (male/female) to the blind date (male/female) in turn through verbal processing. The blind date (male/female) needs to choose the one they like from the introductions of the nine matchmakers. The matchmaker who introduces two cards in her hand first wins. The winner can make the blind date (male/female) accept any punishment."

"Of course, five of the twenty-seven cards are normal. If the man (woman) on the blind date selects two normal cards, the game ends and the man (woman) on the blind date can designate any matchmaker to receive any punishment."

It's all about the thrill.

[That sounds exciting!]

[Our company's teachers are in a winning position this time. As long as they do a lot of part-time work, they'll be able to go anywhere in the world without fear.]

This was practically tailor-made for Teacher Si!

【The Art of Language in Blind Dates】

After Director Zheng announced the rules, the ten guests looked at each other in bewilderment.

This isn't a matchmaking game, it's a prank game!

In the first round of drawing lots, Li Chuanze was chosen as the man to be paired with, while the others were chosen as matchmakers.

Starting from Siqian, each person draws three cards clockwise.

The three cards Si Qian drew were: mentally disabled, five children, and a doting father.

It's alright, there's still hope.

Pei Li's three cards represent: a mute, a person in a vegetative state, and someone with mental illness.

Chi Ye – weighs 200 jin (100 kg), has an elementary school education, and is hemiplegic.

Mu Weiyue – 148cm tall, retiring next year, has killed someone.

Lü Yao – ugly, has body odor, and has been cheated on three times.

Sheng Chi – He speaks harshly, dislikes housework, and prefers quiet (normal).

Fu Xiao – Likes to yell at her husband, snores, kindergarten teacher (normal type)

Liu Ye – grinds his teeth while sleeping, has intellectual disability, but is kind-hearted (normal).

Ji Mingxuan – very sensible (normal), doesn't like to take baths, filial (normal).

[This is hilarious! Hahaha, Mr. Li, you'd better pray for yourself.]

The probability of selecting a normal person is extremely low.

This is going to be interesting.

Si Qian picked up the "Daddy's Girl" card and started making things up.

“The girl comes from a family with strict upbringing. She is well-mannered, knows proper etiquette, and behaves appropriately. She is very popular with her elders.”

Pei Li picked up the mental illness card and pondered for two seconds.

"The girl is cheerful and lively, and understands your quirks."

Chi Ye picked up the 200-pound cards and felt a headache coming on.

"She...has a good appetite...and is in good health..."

Mu Weiyue took a deep breath as she looked at the card that had been used to kill someone.

"Brave and passionate, and also has official status."

Lu Yao picked up the fabricated document that had been used to deceive people into marriage three times.

"She's a very business-minded girl."

Sheng Chi looked at the face of someone who didn't like doing housework and sighed.

"He's destined to enjoy a life of happiness."

Fu Xiao picked up the teacher's badge and gave a brief answer.

"iron rice bowl."

Liu Ye picked up the mentally challenged card with his eyes closed and tore it.

"It's a cute baby."

Ji Mingxuan couldn't come up with a story about not liking to take baths.

"He's a stinky little devil."

[After playing a few rounds of this card game, I'll be a top salesperson, able to say anything without any hesitation.]

[Let's think about it another way: what if a matchmaker helped me write my resume...]

[As expected, I'm still a bit lacking when it comes to the art of language [awkward laugh]]

After the first round of descriptions, Li Chuanze hesitated before choosing Si Qian.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a daughter who was a "daddy's girl."

no……

Who taught her to talk like that?

In the second round of descriptions, Si Qian took the lead: "The girl is very obedient and devoted, and she likes to look at you and smile."

Pei Li: "She's quiet, doesn't like to run around, doesn't socialize much, and her heart and eyes are always with you."

Chi Ye: "Half-reclining on a chaise lounge."

Mu Weiyue: "The woman has money and time, so she can spend time with you."

Lü Yao: "She's a very distinctive girl, so talented and beautiful that you can remember her at a glance."

Sheng Chi: "He can hold his own against Si Qian!"

Li Chuanze jumped up, slapping the ground in frustration: "This one! I choose this one!!!"

Look how anxious our CEO is.

Hemiplegia = Reclining on a chaise longue.

This is true art of language.

[If I hadn't seen the cards, I would have really believed this nonsense.]

[Matchmaker: He owns a company with tens of thousands of employees. Turns out he's a beekeeper.]

Who taught them to talk like that?!

The third round of description begins.

Si Qian looked at the five children and carefully chose her words: "I'm easily satisfied. I just want to have a home with you, and a few more children around me."

Pei Li looked at the mute card and pondered: "Very calm, won't make a scene, speaks and acts according to their heart."

Chi Ye looked at the woman with only an elementary school education and licked her lips: "She's a woman with a bit of wisdom."

Mu Weiyue held the 148 card and laughed for a minute: "Such a cute little girl."

Lu Yao pondered how to explain having body odor: "Uh... do you know that the Fragrant Concubine attracted butterflies? That's similar."

It's just that people might be more disliked in the summer...

……

After this round of descriptions, the stubborn gambler Li Chuanze decided to get up from where he fell.

No one falls in the same place twice.

He wanted to take a gamble.

"I choose Si Qian!"

Call——

Director Zheng blew his whistle: "Teacher Si wins!"

Li Chuanze: "???"

After looking at everyone's cards, Li Chuanze laughed in exasperation.

"Is committing marriage fraud three times a sign of a business mind?"

"Two hundred jin is considered a good appetite?"

"How can someone who's ugly be remembered at first glance?"

Li Chuanze's incredulous questions almost made Si Qian burst out laughing on the beach.

Next, we'll customize the penalty process.

Si Qian decided to teach him a lesson he shouldn't have.

"Xiao Li..."

Feeling uneasy, Li Chuanze took a deep breath: "Speak."

Si Qian took out her phone and played an audio clip that made people dig their toes into the ground—

[Heavy-handed phrases for breaking up with your best friend—send these and your best friend will regret it, crying and begging you to come back. I suggest using them with caution...]

[Friend: I have a bad feeling about this.]

I will leave all other circles and join this more authoritative one. [Strong]

[Did you hear that? My mysterious [smile] Go cry your heart out.]

Si Qian smiled and pointed to a group of young people playing games on the beach not far away: "Go and read it in front of them."

Li Chuanze's face turned green after hearing this. He took his phone and walked over, mentally preparing himself before reading aloud to the young people—

"Wake up, silly girl. Don't fall for it again. Give me back your heart. I'll pick it up myself no matter how broken it is. Are you satisfied now? Let's leave it at that! This time, I choose dignity. We shouldn't be like this, not just like this, but this is the only way. The closer people are to each other, the more they know where to stab to hurt the most. As for you, I have a clear conscience."

"What about you?"

God, please end this farce already!

He couldn't take it anymore!!