I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Li Chuanze, having finished selling breakfast, went to the factory to tighten screws without delay, urged by Si Qian.

Si Qian had a full schedule for him for the entire 24 hours.

Director Zheng couldn't help but wonder, "Teacher Si, aren't you going to make some money?"

Si Qian calmly took out a red envelope and smiled crookedly: "I'm an HR person, this is a referral fee."

For every job Li Chuanze did, she would receive an extra payment.

Director Zheng: "..."

It's like a sparrow pecking at a cow's rear end—a sparrow eating the cow's ass!

[You have such high-speed machinery entering country Z...]

Capitalists really do have sharp minds!

"Sister, stop earning money. You're scaring me."

[In his more than twenty years of life, this is the first time Mr. Li has been exploited as cheap labor.]

While others were struggling to find jobs and earn money, Si Qian and Pei Li achieved financial freedom by squeezing knife-cut noodles.

The two lay on the beach on either side of each other, enjoying the sun and feeling very comfortable.

Meanwhile, Li Chuanze, who was frantically tightening screws at a factory not far away, was scolded by his supervisor for not tightening the screws properly.

They also deducted two hours' wages.

After finishing the coconut juice, Si Qian used the money she had swindled from Li Chuanze to treat Pei Li to a yacht trip to see the scenery.

The yacht sailed a little further away, and Si Qian stood on the deck gazing at the distant sea.

She nudged Pei Li's arm, gesturing for him to look into the distance: "The water's pretty dark, huh?"

The yacht crew came over to warn, "Teachers, be careful. Further ahead is deep water. Look at the sea over there; the color is clearly different from the beach. Falling in there would be no laughing matter..."

Si Qian didn't take it seriously at all.

She said in a serious tone, "Actually, this kind of water looks quite scary, but as long as you're a good swimmer and have enough courage..."

Just as the staff member was about to retort, Si Qian continued—

"They are basically doomed to die."

Staff member: "?"

After saying that, she pulled Pei Li back to the salon area, leaving the staff member alone in the wind, bewildered.

Clear water is shallow, green water is deep, black water is abyss; a large eel becomes a snake, a large snake becomes a python, a large python becomes a dragon, a large dragon becomes a king, the king of kings; a sausage, one section is better than six; for jelly, I choose Xizhilang; Xizhilang, it's extraordinary; Marco Polo is a tile, it can be applied to walls and floors; only great force can create miracles.

[It's just deep water, isn't it? If Yingzi comes here, she'll inevitably turn into a stubborn fish.]

"It's just a small, deep-water area. They want my boss to go? He says he's seen all sorts of storms."

[This is a small, difficult area. My superior came to investigate. He said strong people never complain about their environment.]

[I feel like the people in this group are really powerful, the kind who's roguishly handsome and has a strong desire for control. I'd like to talk to them.]

Is he as cunning as my colleague?

[It is recommended that this ocean feature be cancelled.]

Is this sea crazy?

On the way back, Si Qian took a nap, intending to doze off for a while. Pei Li, worried that she would catch a cold, took off his coat and draped it over her shoulders.

……

After a day and a night of torment, Li Chuanze's 24-hour part-time job finally came to an end.

He successfully earned back the money he had spent on the exorbitantly priced cut cake.

Having worked non-stop all day, he was listless and looked like a wilted eggplant, completely lacking energy.

His good friend Sheng Chi asked cautiously, "Brother Li, are you alright?"

"He's not dead...he's not dead..."

In a daze, Li Chuanze saw several little figures circling around his head.

After saying that, he rolled his eyes and fainted.

Director Wu was the first to react, exclaiming in shock, "President Li is dead?!"

Director Zheng immediately slapped him hard across the face: "What unlucky talk are you spouting?!"

The accompanying doctor ran over with a medical kit and examined Li Chuanze, lifting his eyelids and feeling his pulse.

He was diagnosed as having fainted from exhaustion.

Pei Li clicked his tongue and shook his head: "Still not working."

Li Chuanze, who was hurriedly carried away by everyone, remained unresponsive and motionless.

I slept for a full twelve hours.

He was eventually woken up by a phone call.

beep beep-

Still half asleep, Li Chuanze answered the phone weakly, "Hello... who is it..."

"Hello sir, this is the Xiajiba Hair Salon you visited last time. Would you like to get a membership card?"

Li Chuanze mumbled incoherently, completely unaware of what he was saying: "No, I need chemotherapy, this is the last haircut."

He hung up after he finished speaking.

Less than a minute after I closed my eyes, another phone call came in.

He answered the phone somewhat impatiently: "Who is it?"

"Hello sir, we heard you're sick. We sell a special cancer treatment drug. What do you need...?"

Li Chuanze's face was full of impatience. He found the book "High Emotional Intelligence Chatting Techniques" that he had bought at a high price from the master on his phone and replied to the other party.

"No need, I just want to eat something good before I die."

After hanging up, Li Chuanze's mind had cleared up somewhat.

Another minute later, the phone rang.

"Hello sir, we heard you've been eating a lot and gained weight lately. We sell diet pills..."

Li Chuanze took a deep breath, his teeth grinding together, and opened "The Art of High Emotional Intelligence Conversation" with a heavily accented tone—

"I got muscle-building injections and I'm going to participate in the World Muscle Beauty Pageant next month."

Next, all sorts of sales calls started coming in.

"Hello sir, this is XX Tourism. We heard you've been feeling down lately. Would you like to come out for a walk to clear your head?"

"No, I've had my leg amputated."

……

"Hello sir, this is XX Insurance. May I ask what mode of transportation you use when you travel?"

"Use a wheelchair."

……

"Sir, this is the Beijing Municipal Public Security Bureau. You are suspected of fraud involving a huge sum of money. After preliminary trial, this court has sentenced you to death with immediate execution. If you don't want to be executed, repay the money immediately..."

Li Chuanze silently opened his chat window with Si Qian, randomly picked a line from Si Qian's insults and read it aloud to the liar.

"If you have nothing better to do, go to the village entrance and carry some manure."

……

The world is finally quiet now.

Li Chuanze added most of the insults Si Qian had given him to his favorites.

From now on, whoever insults him, he'll randomly copy a line and insult back.

I have to say, using formulas to solve problems is really fast!

Just as he was happily collecting the words Si Qian used to scold him, his hand trembled and he tapped the screen.

A line of small text immediately popped up below—

I patted "Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich" on the shoulder and said, "Dad, your son is unfilial!"

Li Chuanze: "?"

Is she sick?!

Li Chuanze quickly clicked to undo, but then accidentally slapped her again.

I patted "Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich" on the shoulder and said, "Dad, your son is unfilial!"

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: "There's no need for me to travel all this way to be scolded."

Li: [...]

He stared at the message Si Qian had sent.

Great, I'll save this!

Having secretly learned the techniques, Li Chuanze shamelessly asked Si Qian—

Li: [Could you say a few more insults?]

He collects it to use when he needs to insult others.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Stealing his sister's copywriting?]

Li: [...]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Did you pay the copyright fee before using it?]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: 【Ten thousand dollars, not a penny less!】