I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Director Zheng, who was watching the live stream, was completely dumbfounded.

Assistant Director Wu also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Oh no, it's time to go in.

After a brief silence, a sharp, loud bang rang out from the van.

All that could be heard was Director Zheng's roar:

"Si! Qian! I'm so damn angry! @$*↘!"

Meanwhile, on the other side, Si Qian, who had stolen the robber's phone, was speeding down the road with Pei Li on the stolen electric scooter.

As everyone knows, Si Qian is a road hazard.

At the same time, she was also quite lucky.

The song "Love Missed (Lower Key Version)" automatically played in my mind.

On the street where they meet again, her heartbeat always beats before she recognizes the well-dressed man in a suit, smiling and waving at her.

She stopped there, watching the other person walk towards her.

At that moment, Si Qian realized that she had lost miserably.

The man, exuding an aura of authority and dignity, reached out and stopped her, smiling as he extended his hand to Si Qian.

"Hello."

Si Qian extended her hand, her voice trembling slightly:

"Hello."

"Not wearing a helmet, fine of 20 yuan."

As she spoke, a parking ticket was slapped onto Si Qian's outstretched palm.

The traffic policeman glanced at Pei Li behind him, a look of disdain on his face:

"You have the nerve to ask your girlfriend to give you a ride?"

Pei Li: "..."

He said he felt younger and younger lately.

It feels like I've been treated like a grandson.

Because the two of them managed to shake off the production crew, Director Zheng had no choice but to send out a drone to follow up and film them.

Viewers who witnessed the whole thing were already laughing hysterically in the live chat.

On the street where we met again, my heart recognized you before I could even react.

He even took the civil service exam just to see you, and he always dressed to the nines to see you.

You may not believe in love, but you must believe a stranger who says there are traffic police ahead. [Facepalm][Heart]

[Coincidentally, you weren't wearing a helmet in the photo either~]

When I want to see you, I will consciously become the person you like.

The traffic policeman told the two to get off the vehicle, while he bent down and lay on the back of the electric scooter writing something.

Pei Li stood beside the car with his arms crossed, glancing at Si Qian:

"How does it feel?"

Si Qian forced a smile and said, forcing a smirk:

He copied my name very carefully, afraid of making a mistake. I didn't move because I knew that only love can be recorded.

The traffic policeman standing nearby was utterly shocked and incredulous upon hearing this.

After taking notes, when it came time to pay, Si Qian started acting up again.

She stood there defiantly, one hand in her pocket, her posture arrogant.

Do you know who my uncle is?

What the hell is Si Qian going to do?

[I knew there was a powerful backer behind this guy!! Now he's showing his true colors!]

"If I were to bring my uncle out, you'd probably have to pay me back today!"

hiss!

The traffic policeman gasped, his hand unconsciously reaching for his walkie-talkie. He looked at the young girl in front of him with extreme tension and became increasingly vigilant.

Is it going to get dark in Beijing?

Could she have become some high-ranking official's mistress?

[Oh my god, can anyone remind Si Qian that she's filming right now?!]

Even Director Zheng was on high alert, frantically trying to figure out who the big boss behind Si Qian was, that he would openly threaten the police.

The haters rushed over upon hearing the news, eager to see what would happen.

The number of viewers in the live stream reached an unprecedented level.

Amidst the atmosphere of unease and tension among the crowd, Si Qian reached into her pocket and pulled out her hand...

The atmosphere was tense and anxious. The traffic policeman looked at her nervously, subconsciously holding his breath, his hands sweating involuntarily, wondering if he had offended some important person today.

The barrage of comments scrolled and refreshed wildly.

The next second, a hundred-yuan bill was handed over.

Si Qian: "This is my uncle."

"..."

"..."

What the hell?

Who is Si Qian's uncle?!

After a brief pause of a few seconds, the barrage of comments erupted in a burst.

The live chat was filled with curses and insults.

[Check Si Qian's mental state with one click.]

I thought the crackdown on organized crime was about to begin.

What exactly is the background music (BGM) playing on the show?

[Si Qian is absolutely right. I have this too, and it's really useful.]

The traffic police officer, relieved by the false alarm, almost turned into a sweaty soybean emoji.

I had just paid the fine when the police arrived.

The thief called the police, accusing Si Qian of stealing their tram and cell phone.

Although the matter sounded a bit outrageous, Si Qian still gave a statement at the scene, while Pei Li briefly explained the situation to the police.

Since the thief didn't lose any property, and the other party was at fault first, no one suffered any loss, so the police couldn't really arrest the person.

After a brief mediation, Si Qian returned the items to the thief and left.

On the contrary, the two thieves experienced the most humiliating and shameful day in their history of theft, and it happened in front of tens of millions of netizens.

Si Qian and Pei Li were about to leave when the thief returned and stopped them again.

Before Si Qian could even speak, the two thieves took a deep breath, exchanged a glance, and then suddenly bowed in Si Qian's direction, bowing as if to become her disciples.

"Heroine, please accept us as your disciples!"

"Indeed, we are ashamed of our inferior skills and wish to become your apprentices."

"..."

Si Qian revealed a smile as if she were a reclusive sage:

Do you know what Confucius said to his 3001st student who came to learn from him?

The two shook their heads: "We don't know."

Si Qian: "I don't accept apprentices."

[This is hilarious! Hahahaha!]

This is the first time I've ever felt so sorry for a thief.

[My teacher's qualifications are still rising.]

After returning to the mall with Pei Li, the other three groups simultaneously took the items they had found to the old lady.

The six people, twelve pairs of eyes, stared at what each other held, only to belatedly realize they had been tricked.

The old lady spotted the pillowcase in Fu Xiaoyi's hand at a glance and immediately took it with a smile.

"This is it! This is it!"

She reached out shakily into her pocket and pulled out the information about the loss-making group.

Fu Xiao, seething with anger, reached out to take it.

In the blink of an eye, Si Qian appeared out of nowhere, slid over with a "whoosh," and kicked Fu Xiao away, securing the useful information for their group.

Turning back, she gave Fu Xiao an apologetic smile:

"Hey kid, thanks a lot. You're such a kind person, it's like a bolt from the blue."

Fu Xiao, who had just gotten up after being kicked to the ground by Si Qian, had a face as black as soot.

"Si Qian, is it fun to lie to us!?"

Si Qian: Bald Qiang shrugs.jpg

Hilarious! When he was spreading rumors, he was so magnanimous that he didn't say anything.

This time, the defenses have been breached first.

Enraged, Fu Xiao clenched his fists so tightly they cracked, and slammed the task card down from his hand.

"I'm not recording anymore!"

"I'm still yellow."